Be Indian born in England

>be Indian born in England
>go on holiday to South East Asia
>local asks me where I'm from
>tell them I'm from England
>"but you don't look English"
FUCK OFF I WAS BORN HERE AND I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE FLUENTLY I AM QUINTESSENTIALLY AS BRITISH AS MR BEAN AND THE QUEEN

Is it true that Indians in US/Canada are generally of a higher caste than the ones in the UK/Ireland?

Don’t let those people get you down. I know you’re English :)

you'll never be english
just like today we make a difference between romans and italians or native americans and americans or aztecs and mexicans, if you change the people well it isn't the same people anymore obviously

find another name already but "english" refers to the civilization that was there from the ~10th century up to the ~20th century, everything that happens afterwards is not english

>I'm an Indian born in England
>I'm English
>I'm an Indian
(you)

Stuff like this is what led Ghandi to ruin an entire subcontinent.

Isn't Mr bean a quarter Indian?

Ruin? The British ruined India by creating famine and growing it's economy 1% over 200 years of rule.

No, his daughter is

Remember that time the British government had an entire procedure set up to tell what the bare minimum of food they needed to leave in India was and denied all requests for aid during ww2? But please tell me about what a paradise the British Raj was.

At least the British eradicated the Indians' horse-fucking ceremonies and widow burning, though I hear they're making a comeback now 'based' Hindu nationalists are in charge

Why is it always some yank flag? Fuck off and mind your business

>be Indian
>I AM BRITISH
well it certainly doesn’t help if you don’t believe it yourself

I have met a Paki (muslim) born in Finland and had to tell him that I don't consider him Finnish like he does.

>I WAS BORN HERE AND I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE FLUENTLY I AM QUINTESSENTIALLY AS BRITISH AS MR BEAN AND THE QUEEN

Following that logic if a mouse is born in a stable it becomes a horse, right?

You're not English Raj, you're British in the best case scenario

This.

>I AM QUINTESSENTIALLY AS BRITISH

Yes you are.

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Youre indian you just said so...

>humans are as different to each other as mice and horses

POO