>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Christopher Hernandez
uh oh guys
CNN dug up more dirt
looks like trump is in trouble yet again
Hudson Powell
Awoo~
Nicholas Ortiz
I just saw a Clinton anti-Trump commercial on Fox News. Is that normal? I don't recall EVER seeing one before.
I saw one yesterday, but I think it is a recent phenomena.
Gavin Miller
MR. BREXIT, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. BREXIT!
Logan Lee
Con Man or Hitler?
Trump has created a perfect trap for Clinton’s accomplices. If they interpret Trump’s “softening” as genuine, they lose their most persuasive argument that he is a scary racist. And if they argue that his non-racist actions are further proof he is a racist, they look ridiculous and lose all credibility.
It's just funny though, "all it takes is one wrong move" bitch has made like 500
Evan Davis
You leveled up!
Aiden Butler
>Pence will never cook for you and gift you his favorite apron That man is a rollercoaster of comfyness
Christopher Collins
>Don't vote Trump, he'll do something about ISIS!
Joshua Wilson
Why do the people of Virginia like Hillary so much? What do they see in her?
Jacob Howard
>Shillary pushing back on the Foundation stuff by saying that Trump bought politicians
They can't be this stupid, surely
Ryder Gomez
>that fucking URL >those quads LOOOOOOOOL
Easton Phillips
did trump actually say "they can go fuck themselves"? if not, isnt that straight up slander?
Anthony Allen
yup, middle east and north africa perfect examples bitch be stoopid
Christian Williams
would you rather have the one who bought a few or sold so much
Colton Cook
Happy birthday!
Charles Torres
DRUMPF BTFO
Isaac Thompson
Happy birthday to (you)
John Wood
Tim Kaine is from Virginia and the state just restored voting rights to felons.
Hunter Butler
>Never heard about Sup Forumsday before. What happened?
You see what happened was:
After Chanology, Moot decided to make an example of us. So he shut down Sup Forums. That turned out to be a major tactical error on his part. Sup Forums declared war and regrouped across the chans, aimed their LOICs, and opened fire. We shut down Sup Forums, thus fulfilling the prophecy, "only Sup Forums may destroy Sup Forums". We simultaneously doxxed and DDOS'd Mootikins until he surrendered.
After that Moot changed his strategy. He divided us and pitted us against one another. The containment boards grew and multiplied. If you want to know what the old Sup Forums was like, imagine a chan where the sociopaths of Sup Forums and the suicidals of /r9k/ are daily riled up by Sup Forums and /x/ with techical support offered by Sup Forumsg/sci/.
Isaiah Butler
>did trump actually say "they can go fuck themselves"? Yes, but don't remember who he was talking about
Camden Jackson
>MR. BREXIT, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. BREXIT!
Literally made pollsters call an entire election wrong, but OK
Samuel Long
Happ Bday to (you)
Elijah Murphy
>rally's involve disclosing your identity Stupid nate sliver
Aaron Foster
IT
IS
HAPPENING
Camden Reed
>Nigel Farage will tonight tell Republicans how they can use the lessons from his successful campaign to take Britain out of the European Union to send Donald Trump to the White House.
>The former leader of the UK Independence Party is due to address 15,000 Republican supporters at a rally for the Republican presidential nominee in Jacksonville, Mississippi tonight.
GET HYPED
Isaiah Carter
...
Noah James
Interesting, thanks
Cameron Allen
You're missing something user
Isaac Adams
Hard to believe that VA was part of Dixieland when the state is that cucked.
Carson Campbell
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
Chase Powell
Also, Nige's new stache. Dayum
Brayden Myers
all i got
Evan Gomez
Good luck to Frauke next year.
Leo Clark
Oh we have more now. That was just the initial one which is coming to fruition.
Christopher Brown
MR BREXIT!!!!!!
Isaac Ramirez
happu
check 'em
Levi Jenkins
(you) + 1
Ryder Johnson
Why would the Clinton campaign think this would be a good ad for her, when she's on the record as having fucked up three countries already?
Haha. When are you going to wake up and realize you've been cucked?
Luke Wilson
Only like 4 of his hundreds of businesses went bankrupt, which is way below the average. There are people like Romney or Fiorina that intentionally bankrupt heir businesses as a financial decision, but Trump isn't one of them. This meme that he's a bad businessman never had any substance to it.
Benjamin Kelly
Logically speaking, why do you, mr. Leaf, think these two concepts are mutually exclusive?
Ethan Baker
>NIGEL FARAGE AT A TRUMP RALLY T O N I G H T
A A A A H H H H
Cooper Cox
The only thing that's missing is a little girl picking daisies.
Juan Nelson
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! This will be so good,
Jason Collins
or maybe "Our voters are shamed 24/7 by the medias and get their heads bashed in with tyre iron by opposite 'supporters'"
Eli Foster
>irrelevant dutchies closer to the center than we are ORANJE UIT
Samuel Foster
NIGEL FARAGE ON STAGE WITH TRUMP WTFF
Cameron Kelly
>Trump is terrible for puppies
Gavin Barnes
Retarded shill. If you tried to use your brain for once, it would have been clear that this was his message from the beginning.
Carter Walker
why did clinton jump 6 points ahead of donald? Is this about the fake immigration story?
Logan Roberts
NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE ON STAGE WITH DONALD TRUMP AND SHAKE HANDS & SPEAK
HOLD ME BREHS ITS REALLY HAPPENING
I'VE DREAMED ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG
Angel Rivera
Crooked Hillary is going to shit her pants.
Nicholas Sanders
This shit is why he lost support in that LATimes poll. He says he's "open" but he needs to realize he'll lose his base if he goes full cuck.
Ayden Cook
Homeless camps popping up throughout Fresno County
Lads, he's saying that turning 1 mil - 4 bil is bad given the time period. >The point at which a startup company is considered good is when you're experiencing 100% +growth in a year Don't know what to say about this.
Charles Reyes
Happy birthday.
Xavier Lee
Happy bday friendo
Ryan Roberts
he's a pretty hardcore dipshit to try and make a blanket statement about all businesses like that
