Britons, defend this

Britons, defend this.

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what's wrong?

Kek, UK is like Francoist Spain

Good, porn is degenerate.

Fuck this totalitarian shithole. I'd have more freedoms in North Korea.

good
porn is a social ill

You realise that Sup Forums is full of porn and if this rule is fully enforced you will need give to Hiroshimoot proof of your identity before even being allowed to lurk here.

i don't really care for Sup Forums that much i just come here out of habit

wtf i love uk now

>trying to 'ave a wank
>hear loud banging on the door
>OY ANONYMOUS OPEN UP, THIS IS THE CONSTABLE
>WE KNOW YOU AVEN'T PAID YOUR PORN LICENSE

Take what I said and apply it to any other website with pornographic content anywhere on it then. This could even restrict access without proof of ID to something as innocent as fucking Wikipedia.

well we'll see
i've heard this kind of sensationalist stuff before and it hasn't gone anywhere yet

Lmao how dare Brits call us backwards. What a shitty nation

Why does Britain think that 1984 is a guide and not a warning? At this rate, Bongs will be forced to wear pillows on their heads and not be allowed to run, because someone might hurt themselves.

I blame the irish

I, Louis Cachet, approve this new law.

>twf this will only fuel scottish, welsh & cornwallian independence movements

Seriously tho someone kill us

vote labour

>tfw I want to protest but everyone would know I look at naked ladies

Good

Would that also mean blocking sad panda and such?

And Irish reunification.

>>tfw everyone on top of you commits political sudoku and you get to be PM.

That's why it's so easy for the government to pass this bill. They nobody will publicly stick their neck out for porn.

>Tory government

What the fuck do you expect?

i hope that will make them fuck off from Sup Forums

no, why would i defend that?
only blind retards feel the need to defend everything their governments do. i can't fathom what or if there are any studies this is backed by.

>I-it counts as an art website...r-right?

If they don't automatically ban Sup Forums can we start pretending to be concerned British parents and email the British Censorship Office about it?

Porn is disgusting and a public health hazard.
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> muh degeneracy
Go fuck off to your nearest empty church

Why do they even want that law?

middle aged moms worried about their kids will feel reassured

>TH-THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Every ISP already has a porn filter you can turn on/off but apparently that's not enough for these shit parents.

well it won't block all porn and it'll only be a few sites, and even then because pornsites generally make money from this sort of thing, they'll include the proper age verification systems that the government demands

it's basically a non-issue unless you look at weird shit

As far as I know they have to actually have knowledge of the porn site before they can require age verification so thing like sadpanda should be fine.

Sup Forums will require id verification

T. Anonymous poster

will this really accomplish anything other than be another nail in the coffin for the UK porn industry

I'm not going to defend it because MPs are corrupt shits with conflicts of interest all around, none of them should be allowed to hold jobs while getting an MP salary but they still do.

Vote Tory, get Tory

Sounds fun. Then I can go set up a porn shop just south of the border with Northern Ireland.

>about their kids will feel reassured
What does this even mean? Children shouldn't have access to porn.

Shouldn't they have to prove the nefarious effects first, or are muh feelings enough to create a law in your system?

Why? Are they trying to boost population growth?

no it won't

the government aren't competent enough to consider Sup Forums a pornsite
or if they do, I guess I'll just use it as an excuse to buy a pass

>age verification
wow it's fucking nothing
no kid who wants to watch porn is going to enter in his actual age when it asks

>will this really accomplish anything other than be another nail in the coffin for the UK porn industry
God I hope so. British porn seems to exist in some alternate universe where porn actresses are prized by their unattractiveness.

british porn is shit anyway since they all have horrible southern chavvy accents
>AWLRIH OIM FRAM EHHSSSSIXXX ME

>this is your country on far-right fume huffing

You mean boost rape stats. If migrants without papers can't watch porn, this is going to be funny.

haha kek

God dam porn hub sending their death squads.

VERY good

First I've heard of this

You'd know the feeling I guess.

Why not? Kids have to learn about sex somehow and the schools arent teachibg sex ed anymore aside from showing kids pics of veneral disease

Do you live in a bubble?

>Kids have to learn about sex somehow
Previous generations got by just fine without internet porn.

#SEXIT

;DDD

I heard stuff about blocking porn by default with some ISPs and you have to opt out but that was about 2 years ago and I've not heard anything about blocking online porn from April

Aye we're pretty much China-tier now, I'm not about to pretend it isn't embarrassing.

Never had a sex ed lesson in my life. I have no idea why. When I was like 12-13 I watched porn for the first time and was freaked out by cumming (had never had an orgasm) because it looked like thick, white piss. I also thought it would hurt like fuck because of how Jonny Sins would grunt with all that force it sounded like he was in pain

Well if you want to cut off teen and pregnancies in a womans early 20s when she needs to start a career you have to teach proper contraception. No one should have kids before 29 or so

Tories are all talk. Nothing will actually happen.

>some Britbong shitposts on Sup Forums
>you can simply post a picture of boobs and thus sending him to prison for 5 years
What a time to be alive

British elites already checked how this would work on their russian colony so it will be implemented.
Here's pic, to access pornhub without proxy i need to login in vk(russian facebook), to register in vk you need phone number.

This is why i favor teaching about contraception starting at 10 years old. Maybe issue a belt with sugar pills and get girls in the habit of taking a birth control regimen

How old are you? I'm almost 30 and we had a few and it was bloody mortifying.

good one

I'm 19 so I guess they changed the system at some point

25 and I only remember one and it was useless

>No one should have kids before 29 or so
But after 30, having a baby becomes increasingly risky.

This is definitely happening. They've already contracted a company for the age checks. It's less than a month away now.

Thats a myth. People have time to have 2 at 30 which is all you need. The world is overpopulated as is

That's a bit weird and you'd get a lot of pushback from parents.

Tories are all talk, May isn't
She's genuinely insane
I want out this fucking union right fucking now she hasn't even responded to the letter we sent to her saying "authorize another referendum cunt"

>Thats a myth
No it's not. That's hard scientific fact.

you're stuck with us angus

Don't worry, the rest of us want you out too.

We'll have to wait and see, but I think May's word is worth about as much horseshit.

Labour are just as bad in terms of statism. There's no way to win under this two party system; It's just a question of how you want to get fucked.

I fucking wish I was
good thing we have a three party system then
:'^)

The internet scares them and they desperately want to control it. This is just the beginning.

Retards like you should just do the rest of us a favour and not vote.

>tfw you live in a system that can elect people out of the 2 main parties

We've all seen what happens when the third party gets into power via coalition. They sell out all their principles for a taste of power and just become lapdogs of whoever the major party is.

I don't vote out of principle.

IIRC they'll need to provide proof of age to a company to get some kind of porn ID to access porn sites

Good to hear, now fuck off and don't talk about politics ever again

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what a fucking shithole

How the actual fuck are they going to get all the porn sites on the fucking internet to verify users from the uk are old enough to view? Is this some reverse fucking great firewall? Where all the porn sites in the world ban uk ips?

That's pretty retarded.

>Where all the porn sites in the world ban uk ips?
This would be the simpler option.
The idea is fucking insane and not even remotely thought out. Tories are pathetic vermin.

I think the idea is to get the ISP's to block the sites if they don't do it
There's literally no rhyme nor reason to anything the government does in relation to the internet
None of them understand it and I seriously doubt they want to
Of course, this is just me guessing since literally nothing about the plan other than it's a third party that's doing it has been revealed
It might come as a shock but HMGov are fucking worthless cunts that all deserve beating and the sack
I'm so mad and at the same time I'm so tired

True.

>the government
Will consider bonsai trees to be child porn.

So our government lets pakis rape at will, sends soldiers to die in Jewish wars and lets billionaires fleece everyone but hates people having a wank at home
Awesome

Great arguments.

Well, you're free to continue in your delusions that voting a third party makes any difference at all if it makes you feel better. Deep down you both know it doesn't though.


I won't vote for someone who I think is going to do harm to this country just because I think they will do slightly less harm to it than someone else. I won't act as an enabler for the unscrupulous parasites known as politicians and their exploitation and oppression of the British people.

Are you 12?

Older than you, I'd bet.

>I won't vote for someone who I think is going to do harm to this country just because I think they will do slightly less harm to it than someone else
"The system isn't perfect so I won't participate in it"

You're setting yourself up for a lot of disappointment in life.