DONT. LET. THEM. SLIDE. FUCK THE CTR. IGNORE THE SHILLS. HAPPENING LIVE.
TALIBAN HAS BEGUN TO ASSAULT AMERICAN UNIVERISTY IN KABUL, AFGHANISTAN.
>WHY SHOULD I CARE? MUSLIMS KILL EACHOTHER ALL DAY LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF AMERICANS ARE INSIDE TRYING TO ENLIGHTEN THE OPPRESSED MASSES OF THE WEST OVER SHARIA. THIS IS CULTURAL WARFARE TARGETTING AMERICANS WHO WORK THERE ABROAD.
>EXPLOSIONS LAUNCHED VIA MORTARS >GUNSHOTS FIRED >TWITTER TRENDING WITH "HELP US" MESSAGES FROM THE PEOPLE INSIDE ABOUT TO DIE
this is great for trump. Not so good for Hillary obama
Leo Myers
oh boy another happening
Christopher Diaz
get this shit spread everywhere and overtake the SHART IN MART meme spam so the normies see it and then theylll HAVE to talk about it
Luke Jenkins
Not all Muslims are like this, shitlord.
Tyler Walker
OBAMA IS GUNNA FREEK
Jacob Parker
SHART meme is not real, it'd the new CTR tactic. Ignore it like you would a passing cloud.
Tyler Roberts
Okay? We're shocked when they fight for what we're trying to conquer?
That being the hearts and minds
Lincoln Campbell
too bad this couldn't happen right after hillary's alt-right speech tonight.
Dylan Morales
Windows 10 told me about this happening so you know it's really happening
Benjamin Turner
POSTING IN EBIN THREAD
MEME MAGIC, PRAISE KEK etc etc...
Wyatt Flores
>american university in afghanistan
what
Adrian Turner
fuck off
Tyler Thompson
This has potential lads.
Praise Kek.
Benjamin Ward
Shills
Dylan Adams
yeah its definitely CTR its beyond forced and the trending for it is ridiculously unnatural
Logan Thomas
it got /comfy/ all of a sudden
Joseph Rivera
Not All Americans!
Cameron Richardson
>yeah its definitely CTR SHART IN MART
no it's not.
Easton Thomas
>there are fat subhumans trapped
who cares
James Foster
those dumb terrorists will be SHARTED they are hopeless
Jeremiah Scott
...
Thomas Perry
this whole thread is samefagged
Michael Miller
Probably the American government, Surely something is bound to happen if they killed them...
also >Willingly travelling to Afghanistan to study at a University in the current year of globalism and terrorism They were asking for it tbqh
Nicholas Mitchell
>1 post from this ID
Ethan Collins
Gunmen attacked the American University of >Afghanistan in Kabul on Wednesday, with explosions and gunfire reported inside the campus, an Afghan interior ministry official and a student said.
Adam Murphy
hate to say this but
>just fuck my shart up
Justin Morales
oh shit
is it happening?
Noah Long
That just means its a university with a designated shart space.
Jason Kelly
Hillary may be forced to sit up in her bed tonight, lads.
Jose Butler
Shart in Mart Matters!
Chase Morales
yeah it's definitely IBS it's beyond forced through your shorts and the leaking of it is ridiculously uncontrollable
Daniel Torres
PRAISE KEK SACRIFICE HUNDREDS FOR THE GLORY OF MEME MAGIC.
TRUMP WILL WIN BECAUSE OF THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS WATERING THE TREE OF LIBERTY.
Easton James
lol so? just because his son was an idiot he's not allowed to a political opinion?
Zachary Butler
to understand what's going on in Afghanistan you have to first understand this picture
Leo Phillips
fucked up the thing
>"Several gunmen attacked the American University in Kabul and there are reports of gunfire and explosions," the official said. "They are inside the compound and there are foreign professors along with hundreds of students."
Nolan Fisher
>to understand what's going on in Afghanistan Basically, Pakistan.
Tyler Moore
This is what happens when you try to "enlighten" goat fuckers with a lot of soviet weapons American foreign policy is retarded. They can't do anything right. Maybe they should just DEFECATE ON CALIPHATE to fix the ISIS problem
Xavier Edwards
In Kabul.. where nothing bad happens almost every other day.
Brody Hughes
you got me to laugh you fuck
Mason Clark
Any American outside the military dumb enough to go to Afghanistan won't be missed. That said, Taliban regions should be glassed on our way out.
Anthony Carter
>le international proxies to force meme
Ian Foster
Did they tell the attackers they didn't want the zookeeper to shoot Harambe? That might help.
Wyatt Clark
fuck i hate wal-mart
Hunter Powell
Possibly, I would say we are on stage con 3 of happenings
Turkey invaded Syria, This is happening and Americans are shitting up walmarts scientists say no end in sight.
Carson Sanders
lol, I know this is b8 but his son basically did what he did because of how the father raised his kid.
Ayden Evans
>Ahmad Shaheer, a student at the university, told Reuters by telephone that he was trapped inside the university. >"We are stuck inside our classroom and there are bursts of gunfire," he said.
When I went on an Afghan pony trekking holiday, I was shocked and appalled to see people shitting in the street. It's like they don't even have a Walmart
Daniel Martin
reminder anyone discounting this current event is trying to bury it for hillary
Chase Collins
This will be a bloodbath and will make for some seriously bad press for the current administration, and ultimately, for Hillary.
Jacob Stewart
It's called a job. Ask your dad.
Justin Garcia
because education is the antithesis of sharia and the best way to fight it without glassing the deserts
these people are patriots and have huge balls
Jonathan Martinez
What's happening in that picture? I'm not a proxy
Nathan Parker
Thats how they do in the third world
Nolan Kelly
Good
So it's a win/win for Sup Forums Trump gets more popular, Hillary loses popularity and we get a happening
So much win, just like Trump promised
Dominic Wilson
That's how you dispose of a suicide bomber.
See also:
"merely pretending"
Sebastian Walker
...
Thomas Cox
Sup Forums, what does his finger smell like?
Jordan Diaz
Fugg. Have a trace [arhue@localhost ~]$ traceroute Sup Forums.org traceroute to Sup Forums.org (104.16.66.203), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets 1 gateway (192.168.10.1) 0.286 ms 0.294 ms 0.293 ms 2 10.102.254.1 (10.102.254.1) 12.606 ms 12.992 ms 13.306 ms 3 10.240.2.10 (10.240.2.10) 13.495 ms 14.157 ms 14.563 ms 4 103.29.249.241 (103.29.249.241) 15.563 ms 15.543 ms 15.539 ms 5 10.139.101.1 (10.139.101.1) 15.841 ms 15.819 ms 15.791 ms 6 aes-static-025.51.246.61.airtel.in (61.246.51.25) 16.548 ms 7.069 ms 7.662 ms 7 59.145.0.77 (59.145.0.77) 20.576 ms 40.693 ms 40.672 ms 8 182.79.217.214 (182.79.217.214) 42.648 ms 182.79.203.205 (182.79.203.205) 42.767 ms 182.79.217.214 (182.79.217.214) 42.637 ms 9 182.79.223.54 (182.79.223.54) 42.715 ms 42.695 ms 42.662 ms 10 104.16.66.203 (104.16.66.203) 41.263 ms 42.021 ms 42.163 ms
Zachary Walker
What kind of American would go to fucking Afghanistan to teach?
a leftist
hopefully their deaths will bring about even more airstrikes and wars, forever sullying their intentions
Jack Brown
HOW MANY DEAD?
Jonathan Ortiz
dilet thes
Lucas Clark
>AT LEAST 20 DEAD AND POSSIBLY MORE CASUALTIES TO BE COUNTED
Brandon Rogers
also known as "occupation center that teaches people to think as we want"
James Morales
Bump
Landon Ortiz
>be American >Go to other country >Go to school >Get Shot
Jason Morgan
HOW IS THE WORLD SUPERPOWER INCAPABLE OF HOLDING IN THEIR SHITS?!?!
HOW?!?!
THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!
Ryder Cook
It's a street someone has probably taken a shit in. Like good Muslims Afghans honour poo street religiously, but I can't find a picture due to the likelihood of being killed taking such a picture.
Bentley Johnson
yea there is like apparently 100s of people inside the building as far as I know
I would say their fate is death or become a hostage/sex slave (for women)
Jose Brooks
Why is CTR shilling this happening?
Ian Robinson
Why did they go to Afghanistan of all places? It's a hellhole. One of the worst countries in the world.
Alexander Price
I don't know but it's sort of annoying how some of the shit threads get so much attention but this doesn't..
Kayden Bennett
Our freedom knows no boundaries, no walls
Caleb Carter
>The senior interior ministry official said elite Afghan forces had surrounded the university compound and gunfire was continuing. Early reports were that several gunmen, some wearing suicide vests, were involved, he said.
>Fox News told an elite US official who was posting pictures of a really boring happening on Sup Forums that you can get guaranteed results* with Jenny Craig.
Lucas Walker
CTR is literally paying people to make slide threads and have people post in them to keep them bumped so real threads have to die.
Cameron Richardson
They current MO is to disrupt the board to the point that regular users (and content makers) are driven away. They only need to waste your time, they do not have to convert you.
Ian Ross
I've been doing my best.
Jayden Howard
Do you think all the people at the university just sharted their pants from fear?
Josiah Lopez
It's like oil rigs. Why would anyone want to work there? I just don't understand, but then I am descended from convicts and enjoy molesting abos.
Brayden Lee
Some user predicted an ISIS atack in Mosul yesterday. Does anyone screencaped that?
Brody Martinez
Must be quite the commute.
Actual Americans, all together in one building, in the midst of Afghanistan? Surprised this didn't happen earlier.
Robert Phillips
I'm back 2 help true Sup Forumsbros. I've been out of the game for a while now.
Luke Murphy
>explosion in a shitty desert city who gives a shit?
Mason Sanchez
Well, degeneracy not gonna spread by themselves right?
Lincoln Davis
>mods still havent temporarily word filtered "SHART IN MART" to stop the spam threads
I'm all for the funny banter after the happening is over, but some of this shit needs to fucking stop.
Parker Torres
>spam
>it's not funny if i am victim of the banter :(((
shart shart!
Mason Robinson
REFUGEES WELCOME
Carter Baker
>nothing ever happens in the Netherlands I won't even notice most of all the happenings if I'm not on the internet all day.
Isaac James
Remember Benghazi? The sitting administration cared enough about 4 dead to fabricate a complete absurdity to the global newsmedia and peddle it for weeks, even making speeches at the UN about how a Youtube video caused "widespread Muslim riots" rather than face the uncomfortable reality.
According to this rubric, deaths of Americans abroad are the most important and valuable thing in the entire world.
