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pucci gang edition

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sue

USA

soy

Would you not say that someone who supports a party that strengeths their bottom line is a capitalist not a patriot and if this person later supported a party that undermined this bottom line for the good of the country has actually transitioned from someone more concerned about capitalism to more concerned about patriotism - the person has obviously changed their view of they would never have voted for the bottom line party to begin with.

AMERICA YEEE HAAAAW

woah.....

Scientists have discovered the ideal female form and it is BEAUTIFUL

Pre-experiment CGI Chris Evans is freaky as fuck. What the hell were MArvel thinking in Cap. America

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sex is not for pleasure

based pucci poster

DGFLDKGDLGKDLGFKDFG

>In the U.S.A. when we played Shea
>We were Number One, and it was fun
>When I look back, it sure was cool
>For those Four Boys from Liverpool

Ringo Starr is awful

coming off of a 20-30mg per day clonazolam habit ask me anything

DKFGLDCKLDMDLGMDLMDGLM,VLDG,LDMGDOGFEROFG

Druggie.

>tfw bought potatos as easy comfort food
>tfw they actually take for fucking ever to cook

alri

ashemaletube to be honest

*something about the irish*

DGD;GLDG;DLG;DGLREORLKGOLVC

Fry them

at least it's not dishonest

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

spend 3 racks on nunchuks
my bish love do buttplugs

think it's wild that normies have reaction folders for facebook and twitter. boggles the mind.

I said I'm coming off drugs

potatos are shit the only thing not shit about em is you can turn em into fries or crisps and then sprinkle so much salt on them they taste nice

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haha
yeah i'm going to do this
i originially bought them with the intention of roasting them, but holy fuck does that take a long time.
hehe

The imagination of the far-right is an unstable and fractured thing, torn between two opposing ‘animal spirits’. These are Behemoth and Leviathan. Originating in the Bible, these beasts gained philosophical meaning in Thomas Hobbes, and entered far-right thought through the writings of Carl Schmitt.

Behemoth is a lumbering giant; it is usually mammalian, often a trampling bull or a Russian bear. Behemoth jealously defends its territory against incursions by the sea monster, the serpentine whale-fish called Leviathan. As Schmitt put it, ‘Behemoth exerts itself to rip apart the Leviathan with its horns or teeth, while the Leviathan, on the contrary, holds shut the mouth and nose of the land animal with its fins so that it cannot eat or breathe’. This describes a naval blockade, and has its analogy in the conflicts between England and Russia in the 19th century, and England and Germany in the 20th.

They are a pair of opposites: Behemoth is autochthonous, representing the stable order of earth-bound peoples. Leviathan is thalassocratic, embodying the fluid dynamism of seafaring peoples. Behemoth signifies terrestrial empires, while Leviathan suggests commercial trade and exploration. The former stands for traditional, divinely sanctioned state authority, the latter for the spirit of pirate-capitalist enterprise (what Schmitt calls ‘corsair capitalism’).

Today the ‘Traditionalist’ philosopher Aleksandr Dugin and the ‘neoreactionary’ philosopher Nick Land are the standard bearers of Behemoth and Leviathan, respectively. Theirs is an ideology torn between technophilic Futurism and neo-Orthodox Traditionalism, both rejecting Enlightenment values. For Dugin, the break with modernity is accomplished through an ethno-religious apocalypse – a return to orthodoxy, and an activation of a mystical eschaton beyond time. Land imagines the break from liberal modernity will be accomplished through an accelerating techno-capitalism, superseding humanity itself

good lad
kicked it all 3 weeks ago

this is a VERY problematic post

like oh god damn

youtube.com/watch?v=SLk7jBnRXiw&feature=youtu.be

When you have just the trousers on it’s easy to take them trousers off as well. When you’re naked completely you have to find a shirt and try to put it on again and then you’re dressed normally again

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>wasted my four years at uni staying in my room playing games on my own
>never got to even meet a girl as peng as aisha let alone bang her
>23 year old virgin
>no end in sight

I agree

we all gotta work together boys

par boil em, then either slice or chip and fry, or cut em like small roast potatoes and then put em in the oven for 20mins in a tray with some oil (spoon it over them too, hot oil not cold oil) and you get quick fake roasties.

business idea: toss some spanish sausage, chicken thighs (bone in; skin on), onions, peppers and potatoes into a baking dish, add some salt, some black pepper and a decent amount of oil
then cook for a while

mate i fucked 20 girls in the first term of my first year you fucking waste of space

most people believe they want the best for their country and/or their people

rorkes don't have monopoly on that just because they shout the loudest about it

La bandera tachonada de estrellas

business idea: post gifs but somehow find a way to have their filename say that they're jpgs so people who open them have no idea what's coming

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Chorizo?

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:(

alri KHV

what is your country?

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>parboil
15 minutes
>slicing and drying
5 minutes
>oven
20 minutes

by contrast i just leave rice to boil for 15 minutes and its done.

head is done in lads.

reckon this is an insightful post

give sliced potatoes 20-30 in the oven with some oil and they're done
few easier preparations really

is either pronounced eye-ther or ee-ther?

just subscribed to a girl on youtube for the first time

rice is so much better than potatos i would never cook potatos if i could cook rice

iktf but i didnt stay in all the time i went out on occasion

social life on my course just seemed a bit shit

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I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?

probably yes
could use some italian ones too

shagged 2/3 new girls every week consistently during my 3 years of studying history at wolverhampton uni

ew-ther

i cook rice almost daily. my rice recipe is quite extensive (vegetables in it)

just can't be arsed today.

eye ther
nye ther

Reading r/gunners

Hilarious

On tinder an hour and already have 5 matches.

no it's not you smelly weeb virgin

3 of those are me

would you believe I literally never eat potatoes in any form other than the odd pack of crisps

usually just have a slice of bread as my dinner carb

what an utterly bizarre post, i see you are irish

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

yeah i bet you did stud so impressive

would absolutely smash your cunt jaw in half

are you an arsela or chebla or something else?! one way to find out, clickity-click

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why does danelad always disappear whenever he gets questioned on something

both

eether eyether, neether, neyether
it depends on the context of the word and what syllables you're using before and after the word

american posters everyone

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don't you have anime to be wanking over? clear off

alri

they carry a lot of shame for invading us.

been thinking a lot about artificial intelligence lads

Meet me outside Flannerys in an hour and we'll get it on

potato boy here.

found some instant noodles
gonna make those and eat 4 boiled eggs with them and some brocolli

none of the above

How'd I do lads?

imagine having a weeb boogeyman, truly pathetic lad

go on, let all that virgin rage out. it's okay, mummy will make you feel better with a hot milk and bedtime kisses

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probably bladerunner or alien

not to say that they're 100% close, but they're along the right lines I think

somalia

name it then

9pm. Green park.
Free blowjobs for all

Sounds exactly like my university experience, too. Eventually, I got fed up of myself, got some Dutch confidence going, went to a student bar on campus, and had a one night stand with an average girl.

The sex itself wasn't that great, but I felt as if a horrible curse had been lifted from me. No longer did I have anxiety over something as slight as looking a girl in the eyes when talking to her. I didn't have anxiety over things like going to the gym, or speaking loudly, or taking a picture of myself for a dating app.

I also looked back and realized how easy it would have been for me to do this from the start. I felt great regret in wasting my college years on games that helped passed the time but never provided me with a rounded experience. I realized all the unnecessary loneliness and bitterness and misery. But at least I finally did come to that realization in the end. A few years have since passed and I've been in a couple good relationships.

New army advert has a guy sat in the jungle crying while another squaddie offers him a cup of tea. The tagline was

>Expressing My Emotions - This Is Belonging

hi :3

>mummy will make you feel better with a hot milk and bedtime kisses
can anyone get in on this deal, seems to have no downside?

Well, /brit/?