He can't speak french!!!!

>he can't speak french!!!!

says the québécois
hahahaha

(making fun of you btw)

>speaking a second language because your school made you

qu*bécois sound like ducks trying to speak french

je ne parle français

Don't need to

>he can't speak french!!!!
Arrête de poster ce fil tous les jours. C'est mieux comme ça pêh.

>Speaking dirt-poor black African language

parley voo fransay

Funny how the bottom two have French-speaking populations.

Les négres

fromage peugeot la tour eiffel hon hon hon

la langue des negres

Why the fug would anyone need to do that?

This was in the franks masterplan, bringing back the true lingua franca

>aussie

What a cuck

Oui, je peux. OP est une homosexuel

>Lost decade Japan had higher GDP per capita than USA

what

>221 BC + 2239
>不会讲中文
笑死

Eh I'd like to pretend to have some anti canadian bias or whatever to refute you

Anyway go buy a house in Hongcouver poorman

>learning french in America
Why the fugg would you do that bro? Why?
You just wasted at least 3 years of language learning. You should have learned Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Spanish, some shit that could actually be impressive, not fucking French. French is the class dumb high school girls take because they think it's the language of love. Unless you plan on going to France for a bit or trying to impress French girls, otherwise you have no reason or use for French in the US.

Why would I lay my feet in the disgusting west coast

To buy some shoes you filthy inuit

ukchuckachow, heat man

Glorified eskimo

Want some whisky and fags?

eh, im close enough

I'd love some fags

>You just wasted at least 3 years of language learning.
Americans need 3 years to learn a romance language

this

same desu. Can't figure if I should go to the pool and boxing or spend the last of my cash on smokes

Truely life is suffering

>he STILL can't speak french!!!!!

French doesnt take 3 years to learn well and you probably dont need a class for it. I took it in HS but it's fairly simple enough to learn on your own time. It's one of the easier languages to learn for an English speaker I'm pretty sure.

There is really nothing more disgusting than France french. Quebecois french is actually the language of the old aristocrats, it was preserved here, meanwhile you guys speak that disgusting peasant shit.

bump

Easy or not, spend that time learning a language that gets you a JOB!!

Chinese, Japanese, Spanish!

Mandarin and Japanese will get you nothing. Don't know about Cantonese though. And yeah learn Spanish, it will help if you ever apply for a dishwashing job.

>tfw decided to learn to speak French

Why would i put time into learning an irrelevant language like that?

inutile et dépassé puis trop de mots pour rien aussi

80 blaze it faggot.

Bounjour jammepelle NEGRO.

I really hate French and Italian languages
they sounds so unpleasant and it really sucks because your countries made lots of good movies and I usually watch them in original language with subtitles

Please teach me!

The lingua franca will never be a language spoken mostly in africa ahahahahahahaha

>don't speak french
>get hated for not speaking french

>learn french
>get hated for speaking it correctly

>learn correct dialect of french
>get hated for being american

>French
>Not Spanish

>And yeah learn Spanish, it will help if you ever apply for a dishwashing job.

>he can speak french

>H E C A N ' T S P E A K F R E N C H ! ! ! !

you're my favourite poster

>And yeah learn Spanish, it will help if you ever apply for a dishwashing job.

Haha, nice one dude. How's your wife's sénégáláís son? I've heard his dad is going to bring family to your home too, won't it be too many mouths to feed?

I only need enough to read signs and labels

yo no compré pan

bump!!!

Si vous pouvez parler seulement une langue, pourquoi meme continuer votre vie?

This but unironically

bump

he's a ouiaboo

Sorry, I don't speak shitty languages

>Made French teacher cry and quit her job
Too bad I thought she was cute. (stinky pits and all)

Africans can learn French, it's not hard. You could learn spoken in a few months if need be. Luckily I will never have to speak this abomination of a language.

*surrenders*
am I doing it right?

Teach me, senpai.

I'm pretty sure the old aristocrat language wasn't western french but instead parisian french

also old aristrocrat's language didn't consist of 1/2 english words

rate my french

sil vous plait
filet mignon
le coq

20/20 :DD

STOP IT!!! ;__; I didn't have a choice ok, I was cursed with this Germanic existence..

omelet du fromage

>sister speaks french
>visit france with her
>she speaks for me all the time since I cant
>they all roll their eyes at her and act like snobs

>be in uni
>do explore exchange program
>government funded 5 week exchange trip to french university in canada

les filles au quebec sont putes

Reading and writing French is easy
Speaking is impossible

How's life in Northern Algeria KHO ?

Tu es homofaggot. Je l’ai appris de ma grandma. Louisiane #1.

>Poland
Sure