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>not going to get baited into boasting about my family but yes, I am from the elite

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she's well fit

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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>girl asks me out this weekend
>also says we "totally need to have a phone call because they're so fun!" or some shit
>flakes on both
How the fuck do you even flake on a fucking phone call? Bloody hate women. And when I see her tomorrow, she's gonna be all over me again, guaranteed.

feeling cute, might delete later

Why would anyone look at this and think it's a queen?

Looks like Viola Davis wrapped in a fucking printer test page

Same here, lad.

Just got back from Iceland lads

no you didn't
be quiet

post sexy ladies

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you start

Id fuck her so hard we'd both be sore for a week. Not even kidding I would annihilate her vagina with my cock and she would be begging for more.

in all seriousness why the hell would purple drank cost more than someone's rent

Pay up

>girls asks me out

That is just a sign that you shouldn't date her.

more slags please

pengest slag pic to ever grace /brit/

Greater London going absolutely mental once again

I have more money at 25 than most of you will ever make in your lives
I have twice the net worth of Lindsay Lohan
Lmao

loling at your life la

>Be europoo
>Drive 45 minutes you're in a whole other country
>Be me
>Drive 45 minutes you're just at another Tim hortons

Don't envy much about your countrylets but that must be nice

Literally did
But OK

Me and the lads

Cheshire going absolutely mental once again

>organising a phone call

jesus wept

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wouldn't mind a tay tay gf desu

She did it because she knew I'd never have the balls to do it myself. Get approached by women all the fucking time because they always say I look so quiet and they just knew I wouldn't approach them but didn't want the chance to pass.

It's bloody weird. It always feels like it comes from a place of pity but then they also want my willy inside them, so who fucking knows?

>he doesn't live on an island

its like 5-600 dollars a pint in some places in the states
you cant get 200ml bottle and promethazine for about 15 quid in the UK

Reposting as it's the only non-shit post I'll make all day

This is what 'affirmative action' should look like. Basic things to inspire those that never made it anywhere in society and their children. Not handouts from Government or private employers.

>I have more money at 25 than most of you will ever make in your lives
>I have twice the net worth of Lindsay Lohan
>Lmao

apostrophe

Need a brown gf

actavis got discontinued so its rare and in demand

This except replace Tim Hortons with McDonalds.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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sauce on these pls

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interesting when search suggestions go away when you enter a rude word

dave

you heard me
jealous europoors

genuinely dont think i would have the mental discipline to pull out

Italy has gone full 1488

>twice the net worth of Lindsay Lohan

wow, a whole 50 quid

Screaming at his post rn

Lanie Morgan

This image is that of a boy (male).

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

This is the man who painted Obama's portrait.

Ah, I see.

they always want cock but never yours

Thanks bud

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Fascinating stuff lads

What can I say lad? She's a bloody weird'un, riddled with insecurities and all that.

That's women for ye.

Top banter.

thats a boy

People have been posting her(him) for months now not knowing.

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Paid the volk tax

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wasn't talking to you

are alan

Alleylad teaches us all the importance of looking up.

baka

Top Gear lads.

howling
what a ledge

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any toil man in?

any blue man in
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>howdy there user! y'all wanna grab a burger n a shake at the diner with us?

Whats your favorite racist joke lads?


How do you stop a paki from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

the absolute state of italian politics. And to think, leftymongs actually want that voting system

youtu.be/h3uBr0CCm58

actually can't imagine the thought process behind neurotypicals making tinder profiles:
1. yes girls will find me attractive
2. yes out of all the men that will swipe right for them they will ignore all of them and choose me
3. yes my profile/text game is interesting enough that she will meet
4. yes she will be interested in a casual hook up or be interested in a long term relationship

I Dont understand how these people have the confidence to do it, I guess i'm just so ugly that I know what would happen if I signed up.

>ywn fight in a civil war with the lads

What's happening in Italy?

32 and haven't moved out lads

baaalalaala boboboblloblll

Considered for 0.00001 seconds writing a rebuttal to this but I can’t be arsed, keep on being a virgin!

hrmm, yes, let's make a conscious design choice to have pockets streaming down the wearer's legs. yes yes

Me in literally four months

nor me, la'

looks fertile as fuck

Have never and will never toil in my life

Reckon my cock would blow up from overfill off cum

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

All the guys in porn are ugly and the girls love it.

Anti immigration parties winning bigly

Europe is waking up and becoming anti immigrant just when the UK decides to leave over immigration lol

Death will take me before toil does

Oh nice

the current system is well designed to suppress right wing insurgent parties and thin out conservative's urban vote
so no, leftymongs don't want that voting system

>bigly

makes a screenshot of this mess of yours