When will these two countries fight a war against each other?

when will these two countries fight a war against each other?

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Two questions
Why would they?
And why the fuck wouldn't Flanders join the Netherlands in this war?

but we bros

haha, lickass

Never i hope.


No more brother wars pham.

Your men are going to die and I'll have all the Danish qts all for myself.

WAR NOW

stick to killing Swedish cucks

>Irish poster
>posts a thread violence

posts a violent thread*

wars, violent events etc are known as happenings on Sup Forums and are relished

I feel bad for you serbskiderps. You may very well have to die for the Greater Albania project.
At least we will have your hairy mongoloid women at discount prices just in case we run out of thirsty ukrainian sluts.

No?

What have the eskimos on Greenland ever done to us?

Better check the potatoe farms ginger, you never know when you know what happens again. Swedes and Danes are bros. Unlike you catholic inbreds and Britcucks we Scandinavians are civilized and have stopped warring amongst each other. Brother wars are fucking retarded.

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almost as good as:
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belgium is rightful French clay.

One of these nations will restore the glorious Nethermark union of 70000BC

...

Danes are our brothers. For some reason, their surnames look more like ours than those of Germans

If we combine our windmills, no force on earth can stop us...

Fighting over Greenland is like having a shit-eating contest to win a pint of piss to wash it down with.

>chain the two countries together
>increase windmill production
>create deep crevice at borders
>prepare for take off

Take Skåne with you whilst you're at it, we don't want it anymore.

The Galactic Nethermark Empire will conquer the universe

Universes are shaped like our windmills so we are meant to conquer it

What happens here?

faroe islands

>unleash ourselves from europa and drift out into the atlantic
>spend hundreds of years preparing for the great escape
>the day finally comes
>we set out into the unknown
>23 years adrift in the universe
>spot livable planet
>land safely near one of the planets greatest civilizations
>they are a peaceful people and great us with great interest and respect
>they arent as technically advanced as us, but they show a deeper spiritual side
>we introduce them to alcoholic beverages
>soon their entire civilization collapses due to alcoholism
>we peacefully take over their world because we have turned them into slaves who will do anything for more of the precious drink brought by the new tall white alien race
>later we find great source of power within their planet
>we harness it and begin to conquer the universe
>return to earth
>''you all laughed at us when we began our mission leave earth, but look whos laughing now''
>threaten the people on earth with total annihilation
>become their overlords

incest, sheep shacking and whale killings

Fags moaning about the Grind.