Reminder that this is what your average Australian looks like in between shitposts.
Reminder that this is what your average Australian looks like in between shitposts
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I would fuck him :3
He said he was originally from Florida
it is pity how you descendants of europeans look today
He certanly would not pass as a local here.
Australiamutt here
ask me anything
From 0 to 10, being 0 the lowest and 10 the highest, how would you rate your arse's softness?
show boypussy now
have your balls been ever beaten by a snake while you were taking a shit?
I'd say about a 3, my arse is actually quite firm
pls no
it's happened at least twice
>He said he was originally from Florida
Yeah I was born in the US, moved to Aus about 2 years ago
I would gladly soften your ass
>it's happened at least twice
the snake was repeatedly biting them until you ran out of balls?
>I would gladly soften your ass
pls no
>the snake was repeatedly biting them until you ran out of balls?
No, same ball twice
feel bad for you man
Yeah, chicks always ask me why I only have one ball. Ruins the mood having to tell them the story
>I would fuck him :3
Of course you would, I am the Chad of mutts. How can muttlets even compete
Forget about chicks, try kangaroo
What do you look like, faggot? Post your face before you talk shit.
Kangaroos are too quick, my skinny muttlegs can only go so fast
Virgin Amerimutts can't even compete with Chad Aussiemutts like myself
are you a virgin ?
post feet
I don't see you photo attached.
>are you a virgin ?
no
OUT
GET OUT YOU LITERAL FAGGOTS
and when did you fuck a girl for the first time ?
This is my thread now
>and when did you fuck a girl for the first time ?
when I was 17
Would you try a guy?
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Here ya go
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ya get what ya pay for
no
youtube.com
Fags are mentally ill
More rational than half of Brazil's population.
Not like it's a big thing
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Disappointed
show thread ID, faggot