Reminder that this is what your average Australian looks like in between shitposts

Reminder that this is what your average Australian looks like in between shitposts.

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I would fuck him :3

He said he was originally from Florida

it is pity how you descendants of europeans look today

He certanly would not pass as a local here.

Australiamutt here
ask me anything

From 0 to 10, being 0 the lowest and 10 the highest, how would you rate your arse's softness?

show boypussy now

have your balls been ever beaten by a snake while you were taking a shit?

I'd say about a 3, my arse is actually quite firm
pls no
it's happened at least twice

>He said he was originally from Florida
Yeah I was born in the US, moved to Aus about 2 years ago

I would gladly soften your ass
>it's happened at least twice
the snake was repeatedly biting them until you ran out of balls?

>I would gladly soften your ass
pls no
>the snake was repeatedly biting them until you ran out of balls?
No, same ball twice

feel bad for you man

Yeah, chicks always ask me why I only have one ball. Ruins the mood having to tell them the story

>I would fuck him :3
Of course you would, I am the Chad of mutts. How can muttlets even compete

Forget about chicks, try kangaroo

What do you look like, faggot? Post your face before you talk shit.

Kangaroos are too quick, my skinny muttlegs can only go so fast

Virgin Amerimutts can't even compete with Chad Aussiemutts like myself

are you a virgin ?

post feet

I don't see you photo attached.

>are you a virgin ?
no

OUT
GET OUT YOU LITERAL FAGGOTS

and when did you fuck a girl for the first time ?

This is my thread now

>and when did you fuck a girl for the first time ?
when I was 17

Would you try a guy?

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Here ya go

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ya get what ya pay for

no

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Fags are mentally ill

More rational than half of Brazil's population.
Not like it's a big thing

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Disappointed

show thread ID, faggot