Albanian Women

I'm dating an Albanian girl tomorrow. She's probably not Muslim because I invited her for cooking and she said she eats everything. Is there anything I better should know about those people? Is there stuff I could say that would possibly offend her? How are Albanian girls generally? Are they more red-pilled than German women? Are they more submissive in the bedroom?

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If you happen to break up, make sure you guys part on good terms. Otherwise her brother and father will come and harvest your organs.

This is the truth. If you dump her be very careful how or you will have a date with a bathtub full of ice, a dull scalpel and an amateur surgeon.

I never dated one but as far as I can tell they are quite liberal, just like other girls from the Balkans. Communist dictatorship hit hard at Islam and most of them are now atheists or agnostics. The only positive thing you can say about her country is that it has beautiful landscapes, so there is some danger that you run out of topics when talking about Albania...

Bang her hard, she may not see you as a real man if you are just the regular German-"I don't fuck on 1st date"-cuck.

Well, don't mention communism in a good light is a given. Compliment her on her eyes mostly. Redpilled? So-so. Compared to German women? Defo. Having a car, especially a mercedes is also a given. As said, if you leave each-other try doing it on good terms. In bedroom, depends really of which region they are.

I dated an Albanian girl once. She wasn't super talkative and acted bored a lot of the time when we were out at the pub. When we got into my apartment though, it was like she flipped a switch... She sucked me off for 15 minutes straight and then begged me to cum in her mouth. Then later we fucked and she told me to fuck her very hard... I almost hurt my back pumping her. She wailed in controllably when she was about to cum and I had to put my hand over her mouth.

After that she rode me hard and almost bent my dick in half. I came inside her 3 times in one night.

In general Albanian women are cool, very loyal and traditional

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so is this chick the exception, not the rule?

>things that never happened

You should write erotic fiction. At least your prose is better than it was in Fifty Shades, so you might have a chance.

Dont worry about anything , she'll like whatever u say and whatever you do . Trust me

There was nothing especially extraordinary about that text you fucking virgin. Many chicks like to for example give blowjobs and many like to take loads in their mouths.

From my experience girls are either fully submissive or 100%. Also albanians are pretty secular Ive seen muslims down plates of bacon and pig ribs down and wash it off with a couple of pints of beer. its the kosovars you have to worry about.
Also albanians are used to muslims being everyday people so saying theyre animals doesnt stick with them like telling a french girl muslims are animals, but anything beyond except for communism is open ground
I wish you the best of luck senpai
t. I dated a literal autistic girl once

>this uneducated buffoon wouldn't see literary art even it hit him in the face

I guess they were right about people who frequent here.

This

Also to add, albanian girls in general are comeplete freaks. because of a mix of muslim and orthodox morals sex is 100% taboo and parents dont dare talk about it. thus girls are left to figure out that sucking off 30 people in school bathrooms is completely normal and healthy. But they are generally loyal when they hook up though so dont worry about cheating, much

>t. I dated a literal autistic girl once

Story?

Not much to say but it was a somewhat good looking girl and she was redpilled af, thus is connected.
I started talking to her and flirting viciously, like giving her a kiss (some slav chocolate with vanilla and strawberry foam) for my birthday and dropping hints
Finally I went for the kill and denounced my love, alas I got rejected
Next few months is the biggest banter of my life, she started rumours that I was gay, but I dont take kindly to this since its a slav country, no homosex allowed
In no order, I
>cut her hair and she didnt notice
>put some white ink in a piece of paper in her bag so that it wouldnt open unless the bag was flipped
>collected bird shit and put it on her hair
>sung a serenade under her house
>fucked with her dads cars' license plate
>put a big clay dick in her bag
>took her history textbook and drew multiple dicks in every single page of the book, no nose left uncocked and no figure left gelded
This one actually got me into trouble with the teachers luckily they never come to my school lol
Her best friend is also my best friend and I live a story below her, and she gave me her number for a red bull
I sent her a 20 minute voice mail expressing my love and how I miss her and her tight ass, with a picture of me attached
Now my next big thing, pun intended, will be a dickpic for her birthday

Wait what? You can easily fuck a 10/10 albanian girl here and some are total sluts.

are you sure its the girl who's autistic?

>collected bird shit and put it on her hair

albanian dating rituals are not for the faint of heart

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Why is mentioning communism taboo? Do Albanians look at it in a negative or positive light?

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Holy fuck kek! Sauce? Link? Anything?

>Arabs tell you you're worse than a Jew
You must be doing something very very right.

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>file name
Top kek

not all of them of course
there's sluts everywhere
but those in northern Albania and here are generally cool

Someone should send a few anthropologists and sociologists there to do some research on the locals.

It's possible it's a treasure trove of new data on human behaviour.

i think they still have blood feuds outside of the cities

Usually negative, although old people dont like talking about it and the new generation doesnt give a shit. Its not really that taboo, but people dont like talking about it.

Not dating rituals as much as me hating her guts for trying to spread rumours of my homosexuality, which im not but I would fuck a girlish looking guy no homo

Albania is a very, very interesting mish mash of cultures, which I honestly cant point out since they're so subtle, and I dont know that many other cultures to begin with

Fuck off faggot, the original is of America, and tell your faggot leader Lazia: Demevani sends her regards.

I did a tour around Albania, Kosovo, and Montenegro recently. Amazing history you guys have. Kotor ramparts hike was tough yet rewarding.

alright, ill forward it

also
>her
nudes or gtfo

It's fake and about two months old

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>posting my tits on a Mongolian basket weaving board while fully knowing you're gonna go to lazia like a cocksucker

differently from your underage gypsy excuse for a leader i still have my decency

despite being secular, they are much more tribal and harder to put in bed than all other balkan nations

they have this old patriarcal mentality, where women are expected to be virgin, not work and become a stay at home mother

why would you dox yourself though?
i see you have no pictures or anything, but still a stupid thing to do t b h

Don't believe her, she will have sex with you and will tell you that you need to marry and convert to islam, and if you refuse her family will kill you.

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>things that never happened

You don't have to believe me. Don't really care otherwise. I'm a coniseur or Easter European cunts. I exclusively fuck Slavic women and anyone with Eastern European roots. Anglos, Nords, Celt and Germanic women are legitimately retarded and autistic.

Had a Russian girl a while back. She enjoyed me sucking on her tits. They were about the size of peaches and I could nearly put one completely in my mouth. She Litterally shuttered every time I did that and flicked the nipple with my tongue as I sucked her tit deeper into my mouth. She liked it so much, she had me do it to her when we were sitting in a booth at Panera in the evening. I was talking to her about how much I thought we needed a leader like Putin in the west and and then went on to discuss why I hate carbon taxes when all of the sudden she pulled her tank-top down and exposed her perky flesh-bag. The band on her top caused her tit to point out at me like a cyclops eye. Pasty white flesh and slightly large milk-chocolate colored areole... I got up and slid into the bench beside her and immediately took her tit into my mouth and sucked so hard she yelped like a puppy. After about a minute a released her tit with a loud pop... Nearly got caught by a server.

I guess the tits in Eastern Europe are what have me hooked.

Look at this ugly fat Albanian whore crying about the King of the Internet Lazia Cus.

>When someone mentions lazia in a bad way

You're forgetting he owns this website, #LaziaDronesAssemble

sounds hot

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Lazia sounded the Alarm.
#LaziaDronesAssemble.

Get an admin to get their IPs for insulting Lazia right now goys it's time to perm ban.

Already done

You have anything expensive in the house? Hide it. I've dated 2 Albanian chicks in my life, one I was actually hooked up with by her brother, fuckin blind date and all, but she was beautiful. I don't know, they were a little aggressive actually overall, not with me, cause I would have knocked their teeth out. THEY DO ANAL from my limited experience.

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:^) We found a lazia hating thot

Rejection is hard, you Albanian whore I can see.

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she got gassed by the lazzeed

Fuck I love these idiots going on chans exposing their Location to him.

Feed her pork and wine, if she doesn't have a problem, she is a Muslim lite and you should be safe.

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