>be mullato in 97% white town
>get in argument about driving in the middle of the road
>see car coming behind and decide to end the argument because I'm a civil negro
>He yells "black lives matter"
He was driving drunk and complained about me speeding , and he was driving erratically.
I nearly chimp out. Would it have been a chimp out if I was full white?
Have my fellow negeos ever chimped?
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>Be picking up my 16 year old sister from school.
>Rolled my window down so she could see me.
>She walks past a horde of niggers.
>They all start simultaneously checking her out and each are attempting to approach her.
>She stops and laughs with them for like 2 minutes.
>Wtf.jpg.
>I'm not trying to waste my time in this god awful school.
>Yell out "Yo, get in the car, don't keep me waiting."
>She walks back towards my car.
>One of them says to me "Hey, is that your sister?"
>I say "yeah she is motherfucker, and what?"
>Tells me "she's got a phat ass for a white girl, bro"
>Almost rage and get out of car.
>Sister stops me and says lets just go home.
This was a week ago. My most annoying interaction with nogs ever.
>things that never happened
Shoulda implied that you will start shit. Never allow niggers to actively hit on your sister if you have the power to prevent it. Don't let her racemix.
you know what must be done
Jesus dude, that sounds like shit. If this really happened, this is pretty shitty.
Your sister can't stop you - you gave up.
I can sort of see why'd you say that, but I don't know what OP could've done that wouldn't have been pretty fucking bad decision making. Say he gets out of the car, and he
>gets his ass kicked.
He just got his ass kicked in front of his sister by dudes that were harrassing her not even 30 seconds ago.
>OP kicks the guy's ass.
Congrats, you beat up a high schooler. How would you like to spin that to the police?
OP put himself in a precarious situation, and I hesitantly say he did the right thing. Because it was really the only smart thing to do.
>He yells "black lives matter"
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this.
>She stops and laughs with them for like 2 minutes.
Oh dear... you need to teach her better.
Because it was obviously a ridiculous lie
Speaking of lies, the melanoid master race
>He was driving drunk and complained about me speeding , and he was driving erratically.
>I nearly chimp out.
That's a good reason to chimpout though, or be rendered speechless
WE WUZ LNIGIUTZ N SHIEEET
WE WUZ AXTRONATZ N SHIEEET
>sister claps
>negro claps
>car claps
These are great.
Also your thread sucks ass, OP.
Behave
WE WUZ LAZR EYEBALZ N SHIEET
This can't be real..
Oh wow. Making excuses for speaking like retards.
>Be mullato
>Self identify as black
WE WUZ UNIVERSE N SHIIEET
Fucking hell, this is a parody account isn't it?
Yes
no its sadder than that. theres a cult of black people who believe in hollow earth big headed guys who are black and aliens who are black
Whites rarely chimp out... Things like this are shrugged off until their become too bothersome to deal with. We're really quite tolerant, you know. Until we're not, of course.
Sheit nigga if Lavonya say it true, it be true!
>on first date with a girl and take her to the movies
>back of the theater is full of blacks
>it's a horror movie
>they're all making loud noises
>community college gym is next to basketball court
>sign in the hallway says "Caution: this is a high theft area. Secure your valuables"
>whenever there are black women in the gym, they make random loud shrieks and noises
>one buff nig has his girlfriend working out with him
>all the black guys try talking her up at the same time
I don't go when it's full of ghetto niggers so I don't see a lot of their interactions. I just know they're loud.
holy shit its like a fucking 13 year old wrote this
>"the book of tricknology"
im fucking dead
KEK. not gonna waste even seconds of my life watching that garbage video, but I'm curious to know if
>it's the white cracka alienz whoz keepin the brotha alienz down
beta
>Whites rarely chimp out
ARE YOU RETARDED? All humans chimp out in a daily basis
>Mexican intellectual
>Be Me
>be at gas station
>Gas station is next to apartment complex full of nogs from Chicago
>Muh Low income housing
>Be in line with 6pk of Stone IPA
>Male Nog in front of me
>Pants sagging, standing next to fat sheboon girlfriend who is texting, wearing Pajamas
>Smells bad man
>Male nog is skyping on his phone
>Talking loud
>Nigger can't speak proper english let alone announciate his words
>Every other word is "pham" or "Mannnn"
>Gets to counter, trying to hold phone in one hand, keep pants from falling down/dig for change with the other
>Gibs me sum dem grape rillo's pham
>Lady can't understand what the fuck this nog is saying so it takes her forever to find the ones he's asking for
>Slack Jawed nigger doesn't care that he's holding up the line for everybody
>Sheboon girlfriend smells like she shit herself while standing in line
>Finally pays for his purchase and leaves
>Line of white people behind me sigh a sigh of collective relief now that the line is moving and the levels of breathable oxygen are restored.
I remember this one from back in grade 8. Attending school in Ontario.
>be me grade 8
>only 2 classrooms of kids my grade
>it was my first and final year at the school cause i moved
>one half nog in two classes
>his father nowhere to be seen
>his mother is obese and they are poor
>substitute teacher in today, nog acting up
>she tells him if he doesnt behave he'll work at mcdonalds forever
>he starts to cry
>his mother works at mcdonalds
i didnt think anything of it at the time but its fucking hilarious now
Here's another one
>Be Me
>Be waiting to be seated at restaurant
>Nog walks in wearing saggy jeans and an oversized T-Shirt
>Wearing "Justice For The People" Hat.
>BLM pin in the hat
>Notice he's wearing a massive gold chain
>Chain has a pendent on it but I can't make out what it is
>Look Closer
>Realize it's a diamond encrusted "Pharoah" pendent
>Pretend to fuck around on my phone and try not to break out into laughter
>We Wuz Kangz and Sheeit
Kek'd and checked, user.
When I get mad I lose all rationality and stop thinking and just act on primal bloodlust, my head also feels light and I get an urge to hit people with objects around me.
Is this what Sup Forums would call chimping out?
You just threaten them and not look like a cuck
Chimping out is exactly what it sounds like.
It's more than just getting pissed and hitting people in things.
You know that scene from Planet of The Apes on the bridge? It's that.
Chimping out is destroying property, trying to flip and burn cars and buildings, Screaming and shrieking incoherent "Oooga Booga" shit while jumping on cars and scaling buildings and fences, and throwing rocks and bottles. If you're male, it means taking your shirt off to revert even further to the naked chimp form.
>be mexicans in a half black half mexican school
>niggers always block the hallways
>literally get in a group and people have to walk around them
>bump into them on purpose, they start cursing but cant do shit because theyre all manlets
>they always block the vending machines, asking everyone for a dollar
>they block the tv screens in class
>yell at them to move, they move
>almost got arrested for attacking a few
>would argue with an entire class of blacks about politics, they always get btfo and call me rude and a hoe
>theres always fights between mexicans and blacks
>this one time a bunch of mexicans ganged up on a niggers and told him the reason his dad left is because he is an annoying shit
>with that said, most fights are actually between blacks
>they always make a big scene when you call out on their frequency of violent acts
god damn cant wait til mexicans finally make camps for them
>first date with a girl
>movies
Niggers are more tolerable thanpeople of your kind
would be fucking hilarious as shit if aliens were real and nogs turned out to be their slaves as well, they were just left behind to become our free labor.
>8th grade
>black chick asked me to give her $2
>say no
>she says I got detention and need to take the bus home
>I say well maybe you shouldn't of gotten detention
> she says some people aint gonna get blessed
>I walk away
>announciate
Oh the irony
>leaf
>complaining
>Be Me
>Be abducted by aliens
>EndOfTheWorld.jpg
>They give me a tour of the Mothership
>Tell me I'll have a pencil pushing job in the control room
>Show me to my room
>Long hallway
>Pass a room with lots of whooping and yelling coming from the other side of the door
>Strange Alien Writing above door
>I ask the alien officer "What does that sign above the door say"?
>Alien speaks to me in English "Oh, that's the door to our slave's quarters"
>Alien scans the door open
>Tons of Nogs in a crammed mess hall trying to get cell phone reception on their useless smartphones
>"Man dis sucks pham, Sheeit mane fuck mane"
>Laugh my ass off as Alien guides me the rest of the way to my room
>Alien starts to explain "We chose them to be slaves because-"
>I cut alien off, still laughing
>"You don't need to explain man, I totally get it"
>Finally arrive at my room
>"I hope the room is to your liking, Earth Human. Do you have any questions?"
>I pause for a minute, then ask:
>"Why do you guys speak English"
>Alien tilts head and gives me a strange look
>Pauses for a minute, then replies
>"Because everyone speaks English. Goodnight!"
KEK
>Be me at 2001
>Walking home from school
>Horde of nignogs approaching
>Turn 180 degrees and walk away