Be America

>Be America
>Invade Canada with barely any people TWICE
>get BTFOed

Turn eighteen
Gain height
Lose weight
Seek sunlight
Hit the gym
Take a shower
Have sex
Get a clue

Yep, you got us leaf. We won though, your PM said so.

>be American
>lose every war you've ever fought in since Korea which is still technically ongoing
>shart in mart

Get a clue and have sex

GO BACK TO /ASP/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

You only say get a clue cause we gave you a big hint in 1812 when you invaded.
Something about a house on fire.

We just wanted your moose

>be American
>have to pay for laundry
>bring 635 quarters because you don't have loonies and toonies

>be Canada
>no national identity
>non country

you need to go back

But in 1812 it was Brits in Canada, Canada wasn't Canada back then

That wasn't us you fucking goof

Your high school history teacher lied to you.

>Be Canadadian
>Pay for everything with monopoly money
>No one realizes there isn't actually a national currency

>The UK couldn't singlehandedly-destroy America in a week
TOP KEK AMERISHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us British are ITCHING for a war with America. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of US soil that has running water, electricity, or hamburgers that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the Pakis and Muslims first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY scooter-ridden american they see. When Britian is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

Drink bleach, faggot. America has won every war.m

This

>Be Canada
>Be a country absolutely fucking nobody cares about except maybe the British due to a small sentimental feeling of "Muh commonwealth"
>Survive being next to the USA for 250 years
You're lucky that we actually like you, the beaners at least give us a work force.

Did they all leave on boats back to England after they fought or did they stay and have kids here ?

>Be Canada
>Take credit for stuff the Brits did a long time ago
>Haven't ever fought a war on their own in their entire history
>Have only ever been beholden to Britain and America.
>Have never been sovereign
Can you even be considered a real country?

You obviously never did any actual research, the fighting force was 70% comprised of residents of what is now Canada, and only 30% was reinforcements from Britain.
>muh it was still technically Britain
Doesn't change the fact that you got fucked up the ass by a bunch of rag-tag drunken settlers when you were the instigators.
So get rekt again scrubs.

get worked manlet nerd

To add to this post: we're sorry we shattered your sphincters so savagely you shit yourselves in your stores.