Living with *MODERATE* muslim?

>be me
>3 weeks into first year of med school
>live with 3 other first-years
>one of whom is a sunni muslim from sudan
>strict observer, prays to mecca 5x/day etc.
>generally meek, reserved, quiet guy
>except when religion comes up

>during dinner last night we talk about *few bad apples*
>he's giving the "x, y, z has NOTHING to do with islam"
>i say beheading is culturally significant part of his holy texts
>cite part of hadith where muhammed orders beheadings of ~600 post-pubescent jewish males and enslaves remaining women/children (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Banu_Qurayza)
>one of his more commendable acts
>dude completely flips out, starts screaming nonsense for a good 5 mins
>so loud that out neighbors eventually knock on door to check on us
>lowers his voice then, but keeps on ranting until i just walk into my room and shut the door out of annoyance
>he hasn't left his room today, skipped class

what's going to happen next guys?

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>med school

it's okay to say you just moved into your first year dorms user.

>inb4 everyone on Sup Forums is a 6'6" ripped god with a 170 IQ, a PhD/MD and 6 years of residency in neurosurgery

>inb4 op is beheaded

>Incoherent screaming in Arabic intensifies

Was OP kill?

RIP op, it was nice knowing you, at least you entertained us a little.

You're going to get beheaded, senpai

S-stay safe OP...

Clock is ticking user, better give some updates

He's just a moderate; I'm sure you'll be fine

Serious reply? Fucking check in him and make sure to call someone if he doesn't make outside contact for more than three days.

Banter? You're gonna meet Allah soon, user.

Lesson learned user. Never ever ever argue with Mudslimes. They somehow cant discern their religion from their own personality. Every criticism of islam is seen like critique of their own personality. Plus muslims are the least confident about their believes and they have a huge inferiority complex because the kuffar litteraly buildt everything important while they did nothing.

Still i think you cant let it slide. I would suggest you kill him before he kills you.

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>muh poor innocent jews

You're supposed to make me hate Islam, not like it.

You gonna get enriched OP

i'm a manlet actually

as of now, no

still hasn't left his room

greentext was factually accurate

i said it was one of his more commendable acts

Yep. Islam brings out the stupid in people. I work with a sunni Muslim and whenever i criticise something he'll just go on a 20 minute rant about irrelevant shit trying to justify it. Ask your roommate about the part that instructs you to beat your wife. I think it's 4.36. That's a good one

Better rev up that jizya OP, cause if he snitches the university government about this, you're fucked.

Got any self defense shit? Knife, gun or Metal gear cqc?

>Every criticism of islam is seen like critique of their own personality.

Nonsense, most muslims don't care if you critique their personality

You will be his first cadaver.

also ask if why good favors jews if Islam is the true religion. Ask him why God treats Muslims worse than everyone else.

>be me
>government purges the akbars
>greentoad.jpg

Your mistake was thinking that a muslim could be educated, and now you will pay the price of getting bombed, beheaded if he's truly a moderate.

>Nonsense, most muslims don't care if you critique their personality

Yea their not known to be sensitive. That's why they kill people for drawing cartoons about their religion.

You know he is going to kill you, right user? I mean it's going to happen.

OH SHIT NIGGA

YOU SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ISLAM

AND NOW THE MUSLIM YOU LIVE WITH IS RADICALIZING

HE'S GOING TO BECOME A MASS MURDERER BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID

LIBERALS WERE RIGHT

Muslim here, with a message for all the cumskins on this board:

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was jouz who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

I hope you have a gun.

Its sad to see you end up on the news and Muslims scream "NOT ALL MUSLIMS.", "HE INSULTED MUHAMMED. MUHAMMED DID NUFFIN WRONG. INVASION WAS IN PRAISE"

nice pasta.

>what's going to happen next guys?

You're going to plant a Bible and a CD of western music under his bed and then cut his head off, making it look like he got a visit from the Shariah police.

Dindu muzzin.

Fuck off back to your shitty home, savage.

expat or genuine sinofag?

>Muslim holy lands.

No such thing Achmed.

When Trump wins you can put "It was you who nuked Mekka" on your faggy copypasta list.

no such thing as a "moderate" muslim
there are muslims, and then there are apostates
problem is it's impossible to tell the difference between an apostate and a liar

>incidents from the last 100 years responsible for the fanatical teachings of an ideology started 1400 years ago
something doesn't add up here

oh, yeah, sorry about that

Trump is not gonna be elected and you all fucking know it.

Bend your ass to my refugees brothers while we suck your countries dry for reparations

Inb4 day of the rope

You know full well that your meek fat asses won t move themselves for something else than a MacDonald s

Why has your ID changed?

Expat obviously.

OP daid.

I personally apologize for all those injustices over which I had absolutely no control. So we're good now, right?

i've got a few sheath knives and a baseball bat; was planning on getting a handgun soon

Hang bacon around your doorframe, to them it is like garlic to a vampire.

the holy pig will protect you from heresy.

>The Ottomans didn't exist
The Ottomans single handidly fucked the Middle East long before the West did.

i had just got back from the library, where i made the original post, for a mock patient interview

>>cite part of hadith where muhammed orders beheadings of ~600 post-pubescent jewish males and enslaves remaining women/children (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Banu_Qurayza)
>early religious texts do NOT universally describe mass atrocities in graphic detail
where were you when god would not hesitate to smite an entire nation for almost no reason, or when nearly every leader worth mentioning kept harems/slaves/a collection of human skulls?

>Ask him why God treats Muslims worse than everyone else.
To purify them.

you probably awaken him from his deep sleep OP. You saved one more victim from islam, good job.
or you are already beheaded and he is the one typing here to say everything is okay.

>be me
>living in uni apartment
>ultra orthodox egyptian guy studying for his chemistry master moves in
>he doesn't drink, prays, only halal shit, doesn't even jerk off but waits for his nocturnal emissions
>one day we're having dinner, a few other friends
>i'm drunk
>"Hey mate, isn't it that you moved here to study how to make proper bombs eh"
>says nothing
>slap him in the back of his head
>"hey i'm kidding buddy, you know you're my m8"
>half assed embarrassed smile before returning to his bedroom

Long story short he ended up losing his virginity to a romanian stripper while simultanously drunk and on hash before eating a big ass pork sausage around 6 am after a long night hustling around.
>mfw now he is atheist and told his brother to fuck off with his old ass quran on the phone

Better keep them on hand, does he have any muzzie mates?

white man's burden: the post

>MODERATE muslim

FUCK THAT, I WATCHED ONE POISON A DOG

>2 posts by this ID.

Sound like Hamed Abdel-Samad

>Bend my ass?

Your "brothers" will be literally slaves for the kuffar. Or what else would you call beeing made to work 40 hours a week for 40 Euros.

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It is ((you)) which has repeatedly failed to put up a defense of the lands in which your desert religions holds sway. I'd seriously reconsider whether there's anything in that religion which has any benign value, besides those which it shares with almost every religion and secular humanist view of life in the world.

> Incidents from last 50 years blamed on 1400 year old ideology whose followers had been trending toward secularism until a sudden rise in fanatics when the US started funding any violent group that claimed to be anti communist.

something doesn't add up here

Well look at it this way, if he kills you, you win.

Walk softly, and carry a knife in your pocket (or a gun since you are murican)

Stay safe desu

We are now bros. His rants against islam are glorious

>Nonsense, most muslims don't care if you critique their personality

Buiten, zwijn

I am a fucking plumber, I keep people warm in winter.
And as long as they pay me I don't care who they are.
The worst thing I did was forgetting to tighten a fitting.

I did not fund Isis nor gave Sadam chemical weapons.
You stereotyping dick, not all whites pull that shit of.

Why do Romanians in UK pretend to be Italians or Spanish?

Jesus beat the roman empire by making them kill him.

>2200
>Trudeau is in his mansion, masturbating to cuck porn
>Hears a rustle in the background
>Lights go out
>All hell breaks loose
>Lights go on
>Trudeau is tied to a chair
>Trump is looming over him
>Trump:"Congratulations, you win"

>was planning on getting a handgun soon

Mah jazz fusion enthusiast

He's consulting his imam on the most halal way to kill you. I'd carry a knife or gun with me desu.

You'll be fine, OP. He might be sensitive about his religion but look at it from his perspective: he's surrounded by people whose beliefs are completely opposed to his, who do heretical shit all the time and who see him as a potential terrorist. No wonder he's easily rankled. It'll all blow over. In all probability, given enough time he will see that West is best and never build a bomb again.

The fanatics existed before the US ever did anything, numbnuts

Return to the desert my brown friend

Your elected representatives supported and took responsibility for some of those crimes.

The elected Icelandic government took part of the responsibility for the Iraqi genocide in my name making me personally responsible.

Because they are hilariously deluded to be descendent of the Roman Empire, therefore they identify as mediterranean.

Which doesn't seem such a loose hypothesis considering the fact that romanian hookers were a thing since Augustus anyway, but their facial feature reveal them to be a horrid bydlo-gypsy hybrid

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It's funny, I know when people have been here a long time but how skeptical they are of the shit posted here.

I love the job threads on here and /biz/, neets role playing as financial advisors, lawyers and doctors all while spending the working hours of the day on Sup Forums bragging about it.

croat here. germans are slowly waking up. hamed does a great job by redpilling the people in germany about religion of peaces. especially when he is invited by (((political talk shows))). He btfo any sjw and cuck party member who defends that scum.

ps. hope you guys won't suffer another earthquake. and assasinate that anti pope. deus vult

I got a Muslim coworker from Moracco. Really great guy. We stand around talking about how much Isreal and the Jews suck.

>Manager came by, started to yell, saw he was an arab and just walked away

Existing and being a well funded major player are completely different things. There are also christian violent fanatics but they are powerless like muslim fanatics were before they became by far the most powerful agents in the middle east thanks directly to US funding and support.

The Muslim world like the Christian world was heavily trending towards secularism until the Cold war.

This is documented history not opinion.

enjoy your cultural enrichment

dude. thats the biggest strawman argument post i have seen in a while.

I'd start wearing pic related around the dorm.

Don't bother arguing with muslims, at least in private. First they'll try to taqiya your ass, and once they notice that doesn't work they just start screaming islamophobia. You aren't going to convince a muslim to change.

i could give you a none meme answer as to probably why he acted like that if you wana

Knock on his door and offer him an adult apology OP you big faggot

Just because you are right doesn't mean that you should be beheaded

ok; tell me

also, is there any way i can ensure my safety until our lease is up?

Do you know any girls? Have one of them accuse him of rape.

Why me?

>those lands were Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Zoroastrian, Buddhist and several others before there was such a thing as Islam

>Islam was spread entirely by war and conquering

>Islam's prophet is a liar, a pedophile, a blood thirsty warlord, a polygamist, an adulterer, a slave owner, a wife beater, a hypocrite and a megalomaniacal monster


Stay in your own fucking land and we won't give a fuck about you.

Feel free to kill every western that sets foot in your worthless shithole countries but get the fuck out of ours first.

Say your prayers. You've triggered a snackbar.

I miss C&C Generals

OP is kill

Yes, See

I'd start wearing pic related around dorm.

Don't use those shit, if you want a good arm or buy a Maximilian armor, German/Milanese quality

>Muslim here
flag checks out

>Stay in your own fucking land and we won't give a fuck about you.

How many muslim countries have military bases in yours?

How the fuck can an american pretend to have any moral high ground over anyone? You are the only ones actively supporting an actual violent globalist ideology you fucking retards.

F

rarer nachbar

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