SHART IN MART GENERAL - SHIT YOUR PANTS DEAL WITH THE BANTZ EDITION

>hot new trend emerging in Merica: people stuff their pants with toilet paper in case they drop one on the go

>american shits himself in walmart caught on tape
youtube.com/watch?v=P6O3vYuEkDw

>american shits himself in class and proudly walks away
youtube.com/watch?v=iDQww1XuVIk

>american shits in walmarts parking lot
youtube.com/watch?v=k-0T5yoXBhM

>americans admit shitting themselves in walmart
youtube.com/watch?v=OzVV2PoHgFs

I just shart myself at a gas station!

Shart in gasmart!!!

#shartwithher

DEFECATE

Poopoo peepee

>not patriotically shitting yourself atleast monthly while saluting the flag during the hourly pledge of allegiance

its like you arent american

Jesus, summer is real.
This isn't discussion or political in the least.

(Sage)

HILLARY CLINTON FOUND ILL AND LINKED TO ASSASSINATIONS IN LATEST LEAK

GEORGE SOROS AND CLINTON FOUNDATION RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OF DNC LEAKERS

CTR IS IN FULL FORCE TODAY

>t. Butthurt american

Summer is the shitting season friend!

What I wanna know is where do they shart, if there is no mart around...

Holy SHIT!

Being this ass mad

I've found that for some mysterious reason, making a post like will cause the thread to mysteriously stop being bumped and coincidentally die.


Hnmmm

There's a mart in every corner in the us. We have more marts than trees.

SHART IN MART
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oh look the shills are trying to slide the thread again

Is American sharting another symptom of their corrupt health system?

T.Shartposter

>pics of google searches are proof now

>He doesn't shit his pants at least once a month

How unamerican are you bro?

Literally - shit tier meme

We shart wherever we please, as is our god given right
however most of our time not spent working, is spent shopping in walmarts

If there really is no mart at hand, the law requires us to use our gun to dig a hole in the ground, and then shit in pit.

>Romani slowly gaining acceptance among yuros.

I ride around on the scooters playing bumper cars even though I can walk perfectly fine.

>>hot new trend emerging in Merica: people stuff their pants with toilet paper in case they drop one on the go

thank you swedebro

Diet pills does the shart.

This one should be trending on twitter right now. Togheter with that pic.

>be amerifat
>shart in pants
>continue the Mart exploration

EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE

well duh, you just made some more room in your gut, gotta fill it up with burgers again

RUNS AND GUNS

how's there always fresh material for these threads holy kek

PU in EU

I understand this won't be going away for a while, but I feel this is better on than here.

I've stated this before, but it needs to be said again. I fail to see the issue with this behavior.

United Sharts of America.
MASA.

some more OC for you sir
>b-but only old and sick people shit themselves
>check out this big guy shitting himself in public

United Refugees of Europe

BURGERS AND ASPERGERS

Stuck in EU

this year could be my record in not visiting mc waste or burger queer

counter is at 0

>MASA

We never stopped.

STOP

Did you stop being great? No?
Did you stop sharting? No?
MASA.