PERCEPTIONS OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

PERCEPTIONS OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

ITT Say common opinions of other countries in your country. And ask other countries ITT how they feel about your country.

>sweden
Most joked about, we have "Swedish jokes", which always involve a swed doing something irrational and stupid compared to the dane and Norwegian who's also in the story. Used to think it was just good fun till I found out that there is a good reason we mock you guys.

>USA
Fat, stupid, corrupt and dangerous, I think that's universal though, seen a few other Trump supporters, though usually only the alpha males, for some reason.

What does Israel think of Norway and Sweden?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Pic would be perfect if butt was a little smaller

I miss Malena Morgan. Where is she now?

>t. low test cuck

Americunt wtf are you saying

That ass is perfect get off your NEET ass and go outside

VERY YES

>Norway

Attractive but unintelligent people. Country only slightly relevant due to North Sea oil. Good on them for fighting the Germans in WWII.

Go shart in mart

Fat, stupid, corrupt and dangerous?

Uh, you missed "religious fundamentalists".

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>unintelligent
>from an American
Nigga please, I've seen the "education" you have in America.

Well?
Where's the fucking sauce?!

>what is google search
>not knowing malena morgan
Malena morgan and bree daniels, Jesus...

>>USA
Yeah, everyone think the same about Americans I guess.

>Mexico
Someone mix Africa, Arabs and Natives and the worst of that is Mexico. They act violently and all their insulst and argument are literally muh dick.

>Norway, Sweden, Denmark
Great people with the best education, but their women are big sluts.

>Canada
The gay nation that have alot of house building TV shows for some reason. I like the one with the twin brothers though

>UK
Great place but they hate us because of the war.

Yeah, dude.

realitykings.com/tour/model/view/11141/malena-morgan/

Sauce for your pic?

>Norway, Sweden, Denmark
>Great people with the best education, but their women are big sluts.

Don't be moron.

>realitykings.com/tour/model/view/11141/malena-morgan/
>only does lesbian

god damn it

You asked for perceptions. He's not accusing you of being dumb so there is no need to get defensive.

>American a b or c tests are just as hard as the rest of the world
I am actually autistic and good at math, I even downloaded some math books from USA and the stuff they teach is way way more basic, no way in hell we have the same tests and that pic is invalid.

It's the same everywhere. Mindless consumerism and some kind of globalist mongrel anglo culture with almost zero local flavours. These are truly the end times.

>wanting a smaller ass

Kill yourself gay nigfag.

I'm here to answer all your questions.
>inb4 t. alberto barbosa, portugal moors and kingz and shiet

I'm serious. I live in Lisbon, I am from many parts of Portugal.

Say what you think about my country if you haven't visited it yet. I'll debunk fake shit straight away.

Whatever you say, dude.

Drugs are legal?

Prove me with only three things why Portugal is better than Spain

This is bullshit.

I had a friend in 10th grade that didn't pass the year before. In my 11th year, he moved to the us to have an average of 95 (!!)% in all subjects.

I repeat. From a 9,5-10 (in a scale of 20) in Portugal, he got like 95 in a scale of 100 in the US

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Don't compare. It will start beef in a peaceful discussion.

But I heard we cook the best fish in Iberia :^)

>Muh personal experiences...

>Swedish jokes"
We have the same about Norweigans, we call them "Norge historier"
here is an example
Why does a Norweigan carry a car door in the desert?
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Because its cooler with the window down

>t. potato

Selling is crime, consuming is not. There are videos in the youtube explaining why that is a great decision and why the US should do the same.

>Malena Morgan

She's fucking perfect.

What happened to her?

Succubus(male)

>France

Smelly, arrogant, pompous, racist frogs.

That's the general sentiment.

Personally I really like a woman with a French accent, but the male Frenchies are annoying.

>Germany

Bureaucratic automatons who are still somehow Nazis and simultaneously love the other races. Basically constantly virtue signalling.

>Spain

Lazy fuckers, and some Brits think we're propping up their country.

>Belgium

No one likes Belgium, but apparently everyone wants to go to Bruges.

>Aussies

We like them more than they like us. Many Brits still think it's funny to call them criminals but it's a hack bit.

>New Zealand

New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to the USA

>Russians

Evil, dumb, corrupt. They would happily nuke Europe if given the opportunity.

>Canada

Non-mental USA. Friendly.

>French Canada

Literally no difference to normal Canada

>Argentina

Only country we can still kind of get away with saying that we hate them and they're shit.


This is a basic summary of thoughts and opinions I've come across in my working (and late student) life. Personally, I'm a bit more realistic about all these, but I'm convinced French Canadians are pieces of shit.

I don't know. I think she has started to date with a dude (she posted some photos of him).

instagram.com/p/z1clM0yNz2/?taken-by=malenamorgan

>Other countries
Rightfully British clay.

>wanting big asses on women as if you're black
go be black somewhere else

>Non-mental USA
Had a good laugh at that. Nice way to describe the situation.

>Caring about ass
Wew lad

>Argentina
Negros obsessed with a couple of pathetic islands in the Atlantic

Thought she was lesbian?

Nope, only in the videos.

A lot of girls with boyfriend do that.

The Norwegian, Dane and Swede was sentenced to ten years in prison.They were allowed to bring one thing each in their cell.The Dane took with him tons of beer, the Norwegian took with him a great young lady and the Swede took with him tons of smoke.Ten years have passed and we open the cells.The Dane is hammered on the floor and did not mind laying there either.The Norwegian standing with the chick and a young troop of 18. Then we come to the Swede.He stands in the middle of the floor and asks:
- har ni fyr? (do you have a light?)

How easy is it for me to run there and become a successful migrant, after I finish college/uni I'm planning on getting the fuck out of this shithole and portugal seems like a very nice place.

It's poor but from what I've heard you can lead a safe and simple life there as long as you stay away from gypsies.

It's amazing that this image does more to back up the "Argentina is white" meme than any other piece of evidence I've seen.

not bad senpai
kinda like our "Bellmans historier"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke

At the moment, it really depends in the area you're studying. If it's technology, you should find job rather easily.

>tfw you will never date Malena Morgan
>tfw you will never pound that ass

why live?

Medicine, but haven't enrolled yet, I passed a fed university but they had strikes so my course got delayed.

who?

I don't think that the regular Canadians like the French Canadians very much.

>Guy I know places business call to Canadian university.
>Chatting with receptionist.
>Receptionist finds out that he's American.
>Receptionist asks "Do you know why Americans got the black people and we got the French?"
>Uh, no
>"Because you had first choice". And starts laughing.

Good list, the Germans being Nazis is here too, damn sad that white pride is so looked down on, at least we have some nationalists, newspaper who address questions (like "how much muslim terror before we see it as a problem"), and not the worst leaders.

I'm not too much into the medicine area in Portugal, but I think it's not that good at the moment.

Get the fuck out of here you drunk mick faggot

Do you think Frp can increase his percentage in next elections, sven?

What do they mean by this?
I genuinely want to know why I'm attracted to females with small parts and what it has to do with my Irish heritage.

It alsos BTFO's the we wuz kangz meme.

>France, Germany, England
Forever lost to the lazy niggers fleeing Islam.

>Ireland, Scotland, Auz, NZ, Canada, US, Russia
Barely holding on to our pants, too scared to declare full-on war on Islam since the the government replacing religion has killed our birthrates and we simply can't afford to lose our bravest elements to a costly war.

>Everyone else
Irrelevant fucktards who would do anything to avoid hard work or conflict.

Malena is perfect you dumbfuck. How do we know youre not actually a worthless leaf?

There once was an unfortunate Irishman on Sup Forums who commented "too much ass" on a picture of a THICC woman. And so it began.

Avoiding conflict is intelligent.

It is a leaf, see Only a leaf would be gay enough to resist Malena.

I could dump pics of Malena if you guys want or should I move to Sup Forums?

So planting weed in my home is legal?

God bless it

Kek

I've heard from a lot of Yanks and Canadians about just how shit the French Canadians are.

Apparently they don't even speak proper French; it's been merged with English so much they would have difficulty talking to an authentic Frog.

>>Norway, Sweden, Denmark
>Great people with the best education, but their women are big sluts

You obiously never went to Scandinavia.

American public grade schools vary widely from area to area. A lot of people seem to have a hard time realizing how different the different regions of the country are.

I went to a great public school system but once I got to university, I felt bad for a lot of the kids who weren't as fortunate.

That being said, where in the US did he move to? Was it an urban or suburban school?

They take the same test you braindeads.

faggot

sauce for that pic

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>USA
Fat, invades the world, all dumb, racist, and sexist

>France
Soooooo cultured but still surrender monkeys lol

>Germany
>Hitler joke

>Norway/Sweden/Denmark
>Literally paradise on Earth composed entirely of beautiful women and giant, muscular vikings
>Everyone is blonde and blue eyed
>Proof that socialism and 80% taxes works

>Poland
>Hitler joke

>Russia
>thick accented "comrade", guns and vodka
>until the olympics came and everyone became extremely snobby about how poor and incompetent they are, the same people who constantly talk about how they care about and feel for the poor. Why? Russia banned "gay propaganda"

>Britain/UK/England (no one knows the difference)
>Either chavs ayy bruv or posh oxford elites

>Mexico
>good vacation spot
>eeeyyyy chicano, washoo wan main?
>ey ese, where my chicano homes?

>Europe
Full of homos
Scared of guns
Hate hunting because meat is murder
Wear little speedos to the beach
Love cuckold porn especially if a nigger is in it
Everyone is an atheist
Every woman has had sex by 14 and has had a dozen sex partners by 20 before they decide to marry and has had a dozen more before they finally have kids at 40

Why is it always a Canadian?

low quality bait.
>Leaf
Expected.

That's not what I think lad, just the common opinion up here

So the truth is bait? Did I say anything that's wrong? NO

Shut the fuck up, I'm not a gypsy I don't steal. Go kill yourself

Based leaf

Omfg you tried to steal (you)s

You're a filthy nigger, aren't you?

>canada
Irredeemable shithole, worst of the colonies.
>australia
Redeemable shithole, better than Canada
>France
Arrogant, self-hating, cheese-eating surrender monkey's. Irredeemable.
>America
Pharmaceutical companies are responsible for literally everything wrong in the country in spite of the fact that ads for pills spend more time detailing the negative side effects of said pills than the fucking benefits.
>China
Shithole but I would rather chinks took over the world than mudslimes.
>Ireland
Mostly faggots

Mexicans that aren't invading us

We just like to attempt your accents whenever we talk about you. Idk

Pretentious assholes

Le epic progressive wet dream

Friendly, mix between Alaskans and Minnesotans, Hockey, Maple Syrup. Americans generally are fond of Canadians but also think your just second place America.

The chef from the muppets

Amazon Rainforest, third world commie shithole that for some reason got World Cup and Olympics

True, ass fetishism is a meme propagated by niggers and closet fags.
Legs are the choice of the patrician.

>muh dick