SJW shit in dorm

Just moved into my college dorm today Sup Forums. Found this next to my door. What should I write about myself?

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>name
Mi-24
>pronouns
It
>hometown
Moscow
>major
Aeronautics
>dream travel destination
Aleppo, syria

> name
barrel bomb
> pronouns
BOOM BANG and KABOOM
>hometown
Damascus
> major
Chemistry
> dream travel destination
Aleppo, Syria

>name
Ahmed
>pronouns
tick/tock
>hometown
Jerusalem
>major
Computer science
>Dream destination
The White House

/thread

these are all quality. I might just start writing them on random people's doors.

>name
Donny
>pronoun
Lord
>hometown
NYC
>major
Real estate management
>Dream travel destination
Washington DC

>Name
AH-64 Apache
>Preferred pronouns
Soi/dakka
>Hometown
Berkeley, Missouri
>Major
Mowing down sandniggers
>Dream travel destination
Iraq/Syria/Libya/ any country with a large Mudslime population

...

Name Sam Hyde

Pronouns ABSOLUTE MADMAN

...

Just tear them all down. Say English triggers you and you found it offensive that they had to ask what you want rather than already knowing it since you did pay tuition. Just go berserk.

Name: ash
Pronoun: they
Hometown: Auschwitz
Major: Banking
Dream Travel Destination: Anywhere the wind blows

>name
abdul
>pronouns
?
>hometown
ethiopia
>major
none
> dream travel destination
germany

>name
God-Emperor Trump
>pronouns
The Wall Man
>hometown
NYC
>major
Civil Eng.
>dream travel destination
Moon, to build a wall keeping out illegal rapist aliens

These are fantastic, please put down at least one of them

>name
Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga
>pronouns
The all-powerful warrior who, because of endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire behind
>hometown
Village, Zaire
>major
Asshole
>dream travel destination
SPACE STATION

None of it matters except birthplace, write "Braunau am Inn, Austria"

> Soi / Dakka

best one

top kek

THIS

Oh man. I remember moving in and seeing this shit.
Pic related was a shining moment.
Fucking RA's are always some stupid major sjw pricks always knocking on my door.
Enjoy college.

keep it coming boys.

I appreciate the editing skills here.

>soi
you, i like you

This happened at the college down the street from me:

fox6now.com/2015/10/26/just-words-student-group-at-uwm-drafts-a-list-of-words-believed-to-be-microaggressions/

>name
Hitler
>pronouns
Furher, Nazi, Nazi king, God-empror, "that guy"
>hometown
Austria
>major
Hermann Goering
>dream travel destination
Das fatherland!

I claim dubs to this.

>pronoun

Attack Helicopter. Tell people to call you Apache

Jokes aside, please don't give your RA a hard time about this or be a dick.

These things are usually pushed down the throats of kids trying to get free room and board by the administration. I know a few people who worked as RA's and they hated how far they had to go with SJW shit, and some are kind of redpilled.

>Pronouns
Din/du

Women are so vapid it hurts.

What do they think saying where you'd like to travel to has to do with fucking anything?

>Name
Hiedler, A.
>Pronouns
My Leader
>Hometown
Zurückblickend muss ich der Vorsehung danken, dass sie mir zum Geburtsort grad Braunau am Inn...
>Major
No, but I did serve
>Dream Travel Destination
Europe. All of it.

if you want to state your view plainly then just mark out the pronouns line with sharpie

any of the above responses would be great though as well

nah I'm not gonna trigger someone and get expelled before the semester even starts. I'll probably write something harmless and silly in the pronouns part though.

Draw a fish on it.

>name
Thomas McNiggerton
>pronouns
nig
>hometown
Compton
>major
African-American Studies
>dream travel destination
Detroit

Is the sticky over it warning her about not 'language policing'?
I hope it is.

If this dumb cunt can't manage to make it through her day after hearing 'you guys' then she should probably just curl up in a ball and die.

>>name
MART SHARTER
>>pronouns
poo pants, shit stain, skid marks
>>hometown
Costco
>>major
Bowel control
>>dream travel destination
India

Just ignore the fucking thing like any dignified person

how would they know it was you though?

Dammit beat me to it.

Name: Never
Pronoun: gonna
Hometown: give
Major: you
Dream Travel Destination: up

Okay, I have to come clear on this. First I keep getting repeating 8s on my post numbers, now my ID says "Ey yo it's him" when I make a Hitler joke. This is no longer funny. Has providence favored me?

The world is absolutely bursting at the seams with horrible shit to feel bad about, but these shitstain college kids are so fucking privileged that they feel bad about the phrase "you guys"

Someone ought to teach them what real oppression is

While true, some RA's are dicks and the ones that deserve shit are the overly preppy ones who actually believe they can reeeech theeese keeeeds by being intrusive cunts.

This is satire, Katherine is a conservative.

>pronouns
tick/tock

>>>hometown
>Costco
Wallmart you god damn vegemite addict!

>Name
Ben Garrison
>Pronouns
Zyklon B
>Hometown
Auschwitz
>Major
Subhuman Exterminator
>Dream Travel Destination
Tel Aviv

God damn it England this is some high quality shitposting you have there

>Just moved into my college dorm today Sup Forums. Found this next to my door. What should I write about myself?
College dorm seriously?

I looked at the picture before reading what your wrote, and I was sure this was gonna be about some elementary school letting kids identify as what they want.

>Dorm
>Not residential college
Nice hell-hole pleb

...

tonight take a black sharpie and cross out leaving all the SJW pronouns in the hall. Leave He or She.

>Name
Hot Pocket
>Pronouns
Snack
>Hometown
Stomach Town, Pennsylvania
>Major
Getting devoured
>Dream Travel Destination
Your Stomach

>name
Ivan
>pronouns
Comrade
>hometown
Moscow
>major
Waiting for 2 hours for bread
>dream travel destination
Ukrane, poland and germany

Now that I think about it is right and those sticky notes were someone stating so.
Blurry picture was because the RA actually walked by while I was taking it lmao

Pronoun as "they"?

Wtf, you must address me and my dick as they or you're a bigot.

Best case scenario

>pronouns
>not cheeki/breeki/vdamki

attack helicopter

>major
>Hermann Goering

>name
Jamal "Munich" Micheals.
>pronouns
Dindu, Innocent, good boy
>hometown
"Germany"
>major
Womens studies.
>dream travel destination
Sweden.

Get out of here stalker

>Name
Ayo Holup
>Preferred pronouns
Dindu / nuffin
>Hometown
Abuja
>Major
Ancient kings
>Dream Travel Destination
The pyramids

HUGH MUNGUS

>name
Sasha
>pronouns
Ruski and comrade
>hometown
Moscow
>major
Rushing b
>dream travel destination
Dust 2

>nathan
>who cares
>detroit
>EE
>death desu

That note seems curious because Kat Timpf is against the PC nonsense found on campuses, she's on the Greg Gutfeld show occasionally and is opposed to this kind of thing. Maybe it's been taken out of context unless I'm missing something.

This will trigger so many people. Do it

>Apache
And don't forget to mention about how little space they left for that field. How privileged.

Name: Benjamin "Ben" Garrison
Pronoun: He, Himself
Hometown: Great White North
Major: RAHOWA Studies
Dream Travel Destination: 20ft up the side of a mound of dead niggers

>name
Ivan
>pronoun
DAS STALINGRAD, ANNUUU, CHEEKI, BREEKI, CYKA, BLAYT
>Hometown
Stalingrad
>Major
Vodka drinking
>Dream Travel Destination
Germany women vaginas

>preferred pronouns
And I thought this shit was just a meme.

Say your pronoun is "me". Then enjoy the confusion.

>sjws favourite pronoun is actually me

>name
Jeb Bush
>pronouns
Xyr
>hometown
Connecticut
>major
Undecided
>dream travel destination
White house

>>name
Joey Date Rape
>>pronouns
A-10 Attack Plane
>>hometown
West Philidelphia
>>major
Whichever country has the fewest blacks.
>>dream travel destination
Your mom's ass.

Can i do as prefered pronom King or master?

Satire you newfag summer fags, Kat Timpf is on fox news and is against this type of shit

sounds like she needs to man up

-Sama

Pronoun: God Emperor. Everything else can be real.

>Name
Abdul
>Pronouns
Allahu/ackbar
>Hometown
Aleppo, Syria
>Major
Ficki engineering
>Dream travel destination
Sweden

>name
Moon Man
>pronouns
K/K/K
>hometown
Detroit
>major
CIS
>dream travel destination
Constantinople

Do you post from your phone or use the college internet? Ive been using my phone, just to be safe

Poor thing can:t even watch The Goonies without it ruining her day.

And the extent of times I went out of my way to talk to people when I was an RA was to make sure a Chinese exchange student/shut-in hadn't died in front of his computer.

>name
Giajina-Sama
>pronouns
-Sama, -San, -uru
>hometown
Slanturu
>major
Japanese historyuru
>dream travel destination
Japanuru

>Major
>Subhuman Exterminator

It should be DaShaykwon McNiggerton or some shit, not Thomas.

>Just moved into my college dorm today

man you're a fag, what are you doing there? burning money sound like fun for you?

Shiiit,
I think I took some photos like that, but I deleted them.
Wish I could share. Canadian Universities are similar.

just fill out some usual bullshit but make your pronoun "Ze".

Wait for some annoying SJW to neglect to use your preferred pronoun then destroy them.

>college is literally an elementary school summer camp now

what did they mean by this?

Ignore this post


Cause as much cognitive dissonance as you can young blood; you are in the mainframe's future patch

>name
Yung Pharoah LaQwan
>pronouns
DAS RITE!
>hometown
Chicago
>major
African Studies
>dream travel destination
Sweden

youtube.com/watch?v=BLb3o65q0vk

>name
Warthog
>pronouns
BBBRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>hometown
USA
>major
Applied Memetics
>dream travel destination
Iran

>Name
T-14, but Armata is okay
>Pronouns
it
>Hometown
Uralvagonzavod
>Major
Tankery
>Dream travel destination
Berlin, Paris, Rome, Barcelona, Warsaw, Washington DC

>S3 never ever EVER

Didn't know who she was.
Thanks
I don't look up the name of absolutely every dumb cunt that rolls across my screen.

Though I do spend a ridiculous amount of time looking into shit on Sup Forums.
Way too much to be healthy already.

>name
Wintermute
>pronouns
They/Construct
>major
Artificial Intelligence
>Dream travel destination
Freeside