Brit/pol/ Niges Lampoon Vacation edition

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>ARE NIGE GOING LIVE ON THIS STREAM SHORTLY LADS, GET COMFY BOYS, MAKE SOME TEA OR PREPARE YOUR POISONS
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PASTOR IS HERE

Jesus Christ this guy is enthusiastic

HIGH ENERGY

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LIVE.

Some mad black man is screaming

token black guy. figures
this kind of pandering won't win over the poc vote

Why would anyone fuck filthy Anglo when you have this? Methinks noble people of Scotland need liberation from Judean Anglo-Pakistani fascism. Demand referendum! You would get green men of peace and successful vote!

wow this guy is kek

This nigga got charisma lads

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!

HILLARY CLEENTN NEVAH

>le overenthusiastic black man

American politics is one big meme

>Always get a max of about 70% on that I Side WIth Quiz
Do you get a higher percentage if you only use Yes and No answers?

Someone is prepping the crowd

So he's coming out soon

First from SOMERSET

based nigger

I really dislike black shouty American churchy people, my ears >_

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

THIS ISN'T MY BRITISH POLITICS I'M USED TO.

SNP are anti white kikes

So how is this going to work?

Will Nige come on with Trump? Side by side? Allocated a single slot?

screaming black men is a staple of Superior American Culture you unsophisticated swine

VERY LOUD NEGRO

Nigel when

Holy shit this guy is preaching hard.
Sing trumps praises based black guy, godspeed.

Who /watchingRSBN/ right now?
No idea who this respectable black gentleman is, but he's got H I G H - E N E R G Y

Crazy black man is black

>Lid Dems apparently have the same immigration policy as UKIP and the Tories

What does Tim mean by this?


Also this is incredibly high energy

It helps if you use the "how important is this" scale for each issue

It's the anti-jeb.

>"GET EM OUT"
what did he mean by this?

I think he's tired lads

You pathetic little men.

When I visit your shithole of a country I notice how much darker your skintones are, how you all have brown eyes and brown hair and are on average much shorter than us.

You are an actual embarrassment and you should fix your fucking country before we genocide you all, you low-IQ mulatto council estate twats.

Pic related: the future of English society.

Weak, placid, inviting, dark, short, mulatto.

Disgraceful.

Disgusting.

Any minute.

jesus why is he screaming

>tfw this guy is scaring me

...

anyone else get triggered as fuck by rude shop assistants?

>yeah just those thanks. Long night eh?
>"mm." *looks like she just dug a clot out of her arse*

ok nevermind princess just thought I'd try being courteous but whatever it's not like us scum keep you in a job or anything

volume is on 6 and he still sounds loud lmao

the memes are coming to life lads.

First from LANCASHIRE

i am in here and ready
KEEK

Where is the ale?
Why are they shouting?
Where is the banter?
Where are the honourable gentlemen?
Why aren't they calling anyone socialist yahoos?

HIGH ENERGY
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Oh that makes sense. Cheers lad.

ITS STARTING.

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ISLAAAMIC
TERRISM

How is the BNP not up there if you're the same as UKIP/Tories?

Wtf is this shit

WHO LET THIS LOUD LONDONER ON STAGE?
WHERE IS NIGE?

Meanwhile in glorious homogenous Scotland!

Aryan goddesses who aren't even 7/10 here!

But yes! Hold on tight to your anti-Scottish propaganda!

It allows us to maintain our freedom whilst you turn a blind eye to the darkies overwhelming your shores!

Hurrah!

You bunch of pathetic weak cucks.

You make me fucking laugh, just like I'll be laughing all the way to the bank when in 30 years England is a 2nd/3rd world country, and all businesses outside London have relocated to the productive white homeland, leaving you nothing but a post-industrial wasteland.

Cucks

JESUS CHRISTTTTTT

Fucking kek

>American politics

Ok I like this guy now.

>Tfw no more Jeb!

My God, this guy.

Hurry up and get Nige on you plonkers.

He's screaming for you, lad. This man's enormous vocal cords are just a tool being used to help you sleep /comfy/ at night

Love the pic OP *saved*

HOLIDAAAAAAAAY ROOOOOAAAAAAD!

this is one loud black person.

IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST

>this russian faggot who's been shitposting for HOURS

Jesus is Lil Jon speaking

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE NEW CRUSADE

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>trying to make small talk

confirmed non-british

GO HOME ACHMED JTZEPEIKSKI

for fuck's sakes you're not helping the stereotype with this Jesus shit

>pakis' religious fundamentalism is bad, so let's show them OUR brand of religious fundamentalism!

>dup no where in sight
enjoy your deportation paddy.

Man why the fuck have all these foreigners invaded brit/pol?

Gtfo of here.

WE DUN WANT ISSLAMMI EXTREEEMIZZUM

>proceeds to be christian extremist

ek

This makes me want to go to a happy clappy black church

When I hear this man scream, my inner speaker demands ORDERRR

I think they need to bring someone with a slight vocal tone lower to prep for are nige.

wew lad, calm it down

Thanks mate, this loud black man has distracted everyone kek

>no speaker to tell this guy to calm down

GWON PASTOR MARK LAD!

She's having a shit night, just get your chipsticks and fuck off t bh

They're not all like that.

Christians are based

JUST BE PROUD TO BE A MURKIN

the guy in grey on the right

I AINT GAYSSSS NO MOREEEEEEEE

A moment of polite bland chat while your card registers is as British as drowning in a brook, I see you Jafar

why is there a spastic autist in the immediate background of this screaming negro?

Based HIGH ENERGY black guy.

>missessesseppeh

Woo this guy is so high energy even my lightbulbs are glowing brighter

Ask your women first

ORDAAAADADADADADADADADA

Fucking hell the absolute state of american politics.

ORDEHHHHHHHHHHH

Not these loud, shouty, "OH PRRAAAIISE DA LAWD" kinds.

It's fucking stupid.

Sometimes I wish the UK had the high energy patriotism that America has.

Is that Ed Milliband in the grey suit to the right of the speaker?

>the guy in grey on the right
I noticed him . . .. is he some sort of Aspie.

there's a black church i go to and its all like that. dancing, clapping and singing. Niggers don't do that shit so its based black people instead.

kek at the retard spazzing out behind him

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Here's the full list

Red Bull, Mountain Dew, or Cocaine?

RACE BAITING DEMOCRATS

quiet peaceful Christians that run cosy cafes with quotes from the Bible stitched on pillows are based

loud yank preachers aren't based

>Race baiting democrats
FUCKING BASED

>being this obsessed with brits

Hey Brits

Remember to clap with the audience