1. You're cunt

1. You're cunt
2. Did you watch Oscar's last night?

Bible thumping gun loving red necks have been seething since last night. Fox is all over it. Those delicious tears. Now you know which of us can't take a little banter. The southern trump loving hicks.

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>watching american media
>watching an awards ceremony
>watching an awards ceremony of american media

>Oscars

why do conservashits watch Hollywood stars jerk each other off for three hours when they claim to despise the industry so much?

Yanks can't survive without being angry at something

You know, Americans like to make the argument that "you're watching our movies so you like us!", but in reality Hollywood is basically the opposite of America. They're smart, they have unions and they call out GOP bullshit.

So by watching American movies, we're just reaffirming how much we think the average American is moronic.

>yanks
it is the opposite of yanks, moron

Lol no. They're all stupid as fuck. Hollywood is on the other side. That's it.

It is not opposite of "America", it is the other half of America, retard. That's the whole point.

You misunderstand. If America had widespread worker's unions then America wouldn't be a complete shithole full of idiots. Hollywood is like Hong Kong or Quebec.

Its an idealized version of American society. Keep the highlights, discard anything unsavory

what the fuck are you babbling about ahmed. worker's unions? idios? what. are you drunk. the absolute state of Sup Forums

I don't watch TV.

News flash. Movies is the idealized version of life. And Hollywood makes the best movies. That's why you foreign shits love Hollywood so much. but since it is american you hate yourself for that and try to rationalize that. ITT is the proof

OK, last time I'm explaining this for you retards.

If America didn't suck, then we wouldn't hate it.

I am physically incapable of making my point any clearer than this.

I don't watch Jewish bullshit. I spent it with friends getting drunk.

Enjoying american movies isn't why I hate myself, idiot

of course you are not capable. because you are literal underage retard. this website is 18+. you can't even express your thoughts coherently. where is your mom?

When something like The Oscars is broadcast in other countries do you have someone providing commentary on what happens or just translated subtitles?

Nothing. Similar to what they broadcast in America.

I don't give a shit about all these politically motivated meme awards

no. like, it's all pleb shit anyway

SEETHING

Do you have longer commercial breaks so you could have time to go poo in the loo?

mexico
yeah

my favorite part was frances mcdormund's speech desu.
in mexico you can either watch the original broadcasting or the one that gets translated live.

>t.

>CELEBRITIES SHOULDN'T TELL THEIR POLITICAL OPINIONS
>AS LONG AS IT DISAGREES WITH ME WAAAAAAA
Americans in a nutshell

Québec is that good?

No, I steam using my phone. That way, I can shit on the street while watching Meryl Streep delivering her propaganda speech. With android's new feature I can multitask and ask for white women's Bob and vegene too.
Life is good desu

Deliver*

>I mean, the entire country's gone to hell, but at least people of differing political affiliation are suffering too

They should prop up the corpses of the founding fathers on a rotisserie.

that blabbering imbecile doesn't know shit about quebec or honkong. he just blurted out two random places.

Of course.

Reddit is down the hall and to the right buddy.

seriously what

cringe

NPCs in random anime RPGs aren't your friends, Cletus.

Subtitles

XD SO R/CRINGE AM I RIGHT FELLOW REDDITORS?

cringe

>cringe

Nobody watches that shit.

No, but I've read results. What did Sup Forumstards expect? Is there even a movie that they like?

...

>unironically agreeing with redditors
You have to go back.

didn't watch, didn't know it was on until a couple days ago, didn't know/like most of the movies, don't know the results except kobe and fish movie, don't care

not sure if I'm old or current movies are simply shit

>I will contradict redditors at every single point just because they are redditors
Are you 13 years old?

>lol your opinion is discussed and agreed upon on reddit? kys

Not enough clapping

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Sup Forums makes a lot more sense to me now that I realise that it's for redditors who are too scared of Sup Forums

i dont watch it, just check the winners to know which movies to watch

>scared of Sup Forums
They look kinda scary, you know. It's like they want to steal my genes.

It's certainly flawed but I liked it more than the US. They are smarter but batshit insane.

What's wrong wtih Giantess porn?

i think i have watched it once
disgusts me how its basically rich powerful people celebrating themselves and normal people are sitting and watching it like sheep
really provokes my inner communist

>really provokes my inner fascist
Fixed, you should know who the rich really are.