Has Britain bullied your cunt in the past?

>UR CUNT

>Has Britain bullied your cunt in the past?

USA
Red coats tried, but bit off more than they could chew.

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*burns down your whitehouse*

they enslaved my cajun ancestors and made us speak their devil tongue

*rapes you in New Orleans*

Egypt
Yes

Honestly, at this point almost everyone in history bullied egypt.

>invaded
that's a strong word
don't believe that England invaded Ukraine, Uzbekistan or Equator for exemple

We bullied eachother throughout history

*makes you leave*

*annihilates the east coast*

interestingly, that is the extent of my empire in HoI4

Actually, we kind of deserved that one. We attacked Toronto (then capital of whatever Canada was), sacked the city, and then razed it. So white house burning was retribution, however it is made of stone so the British forces had to use their own fuel to keep it burning throughout the night only to fail in burning it down. Also the first lady evacuated it with all the stuff because Britain fought their way down from Canada as opposed to US' initial strike on Canada.

I was talking about those tea taxes and killing those Bostonfags.

It's ok because you were the original KANGZ!

Not yet at least

>never invaded Chad

Pathetic nation, desu.

I blame the Romans.

I blame the Jews.

Brits scared of land. Being too far from sea kills the roach.

>The Virgin Colony
>The Chad Isolation

Then why were you curbstomped on land until the French bailed you out?

Only one who got curbstomped was Britain.

French aid was mostly for sea warfare since we had tons of untrained farmers armed with shitty guns but few fisher armed with cannons.

You may only post in this thread if your country successfully invaded "Great" Britain.

I always loved the reason why they invaded China
What's the reason they make up when they invade you?

You were completely useless in both wars. I don't know why you people lie so brazenly and downplay French involvement when it was the only factor that made a favourable peace possible, but it's quite pathetic and if I were a Frog myself I wouldn't take too kindly to it.

>the only unfriendly American invasion of Britain

Maybe the island but we totally invaded Canada when it was part of the empire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York

What a bullshit map

>useless
Ayyyyy untrained farmers be useless in war, but it's good enough to beat Britain.

> it was the only factor that made a favourable peace possible
Besides US wrecking Britain again and again while the crown kept spending money to send those Brit gents with those nice bright clean red coats to get killed.
Finances are important to empires you would know.
Or you I say KNEW.

Brits did do few attacks in finland during crimean war (and burned 7 000 barrels of tar, that british merchants had already payed for), but it was only pillaging few cities, and they could not occupy them since townsmen and russian army drove them away.

Other british-finnish conflicts was during the kindred wars, when finns attacked petsamo, and encountered british marines (that were supporting white army in russian civil war)

And then, brits did one pretty harmless bombing raid in same petsamo area during WWII

But invasion, no

I've seen this map posted before and it looks like it includes countries that were part of an empire that Britain invaded e.g. Britain never invaded Albania but we invaded the Ottoman Empire while Albania was a part of it

Doesn't change the fact that Britain invaded a ton of people.

Don't end up with all that clay without invading and killing tons of people.

Diex Aie

They never successfully invaded us. But we did successfully invade them.

Ukraine probably refers to British participation in Crimean War. Not sure if they actually invaded anything.
Uzbekistan likely happened somewhere during Great Game.

>Has Britain bullied your cunt in the past?

A little.

Not denying that. Just agreeing that this map is wrong/misleading

>Finances are important to empires you would know.
I can never tell with Americans how much they really know about their own history but the financial situation was not favourable for the winning powers. In France's case enormously so. And their bad situation was compounded from the expenses of a losing war you'd largely instigated in the first place.

>declare independence
>"YOU INSTIGATED THAT WAR!"
LEL """"Brit histori""""

>tfw you realize that the eternal anglo has been behind EVERY war and conflict ever

Britain was a mistake.

No, we good friendos

That's actually fine, the original white house was ugly as fuck. Burning it down was an act of architectural aesthetics, so we appreciate your intervention

He was probably talking about the French and Indian war.

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>Egypt
>in Saudi
disregarding that

Egypt is on the fertile crescent so it makes sense that history revolved around you for thousands of years. The only issue here is that you didn't seize power from the Romans at the precise time that they weakened. It's hard to judge power, so I can't blame you (the USA will eventually be crushed by an enemy we haven't prepared for, like China)

>Britain invaded Mexico? When?

>Guatemala has never been invaded by Britain
What is Belize?

youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

good reference

He kept changing the war topic because he's autistic or trying damage control from getting told.

When did they invade mexico?

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>lost New Amsterdam (New York) to them
crowning failure, sorry mate

NY is top fucking real estate

>Have a war
>The only casualties are the result of infighting

Neato

Maybe this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_French_intervention_in_Mexico

>>Has Britain bullied your cunt in the past?
No, we bullied them.

> Anglo - Swedish war
> Port invaded
> British interests preserved
> Swedes killing each other
ANGLOd desu.

We love Anglo cock and long for their return.

>Panama
>1808
We were part of the Spanish Empire up until 1821. And France had litterally nothing to do with it LMAO.We did join a country that was helped by France in some manner. But that was until 1903.

So you could say that we were created by a country created by France in 1903.

no, they are our greatest ally

NEVER FORGET LINDISFARNE

no but really christcucks are a cancer, northern europe should unite under Odin and expel Christians and Muslims

Agreed.

t. autistic metal fan

All I see about it in there is they meant to aggressively collect a bill but chickened out during the prologue to the pastry war. By those standards Trump has invaded Mexico.

Just sayin:

>allah promised 72 virgins
still waiting

>jesus promised judgement day
still waiting

>odin promised the end of ice giants
don't see no ice giants around.

>All I see about it in there is they meant to aggressively collect a bill but chickened out
>31,962 killed
>~11,000 executed
>8,304 wounded
>33,281 captured
>By those standards Trump has invaded Mexico.

So how is Trump responsible for the narco kills? Wall was built before he elected.

I never changed the topic. You had your shit pushed in until the French broke the blockade, landed actual soldiers and made a victory at Yorktown possible. You mentioned finances as though prosecuting the war was bleeding the UK and not her enemies dry, which is so close to being anti-history it could only have come from an American. All I can do is implore you to read an actual book on the matter but it would likely be a complete waste of time.

>odin is a metal song
capitalist cuck

>I never changed the topic. You had your shit pushed in until the French broke the blockade
That's revisionist history. The French waited for us to have a victory before dedicating resources to us, which was Saratoga

is not that bad, fucking frogs fight over cakes

Only the Quebecois and Natives. The rest of Canada was treated pretty well by them.

Are we talking about the same country gringo? You do understand the French are not British

>until the French broke the blockade
Blockade US from what? US had everything it needed. We aren't some shitty small sealocked island.

Only one getting wrecked was Britain's bank account. Paying for soldiers, training, those nice target red coats, shipping those troops over, feeding them, etc. only to have them sniped by some farmer's kid while they "marched" around hoping for a mutual execution by firing squad they call "battle".

>goes to belligerents
>looks under French empire to see "support" and clicks [show]
>realizes he's a fucking retard

p.s. it's written in first paragraph

>Initially supported by Britain and Spain, the French intervention to Mexico was consequence of President Benito Juárez's suspension of loan-interest payments to foreign countries, on 17 July 1861, which angered the French, British, and Spanish creditors of the Mexican Republic.

>little bongs
>ever getting into Brazil and having their limey skulls smashed
shigdigdoo

autism, i like it

It's fucking grasping at straws to claim that counts as a British invassion of Mexico, wikipedia claims the kkk as belligerents in the Mexican Cristero war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristero_War
just because they MAY have tried to raise funds in support of the Mexican government.

This is like claiming Iceland has invaded Iraq because they sent a literal two guys as part of Bush's coalition of the willing.

>never invaded Chad

What a pansy

Chad is the one who does the invading.

>flag
Most of the time they didn't go further than the city of Dublin already built and populated by vikings' ancestors/ viking settlers that mixed with native irish, The brits considered anyone outside the city limits subhuman and killing them was doing a service to God and as much of a sin as chopping weeds. The 5 tribes usually beat the brits/normans or anglosaxons attempts to take over and stay in control of the tribes lands generally due to having better knowledge of the area, especially at hiding as the country used to be completely full of huge forests. The reason Britain managed to completely take over was because the king of Leinsteir was butthurt that he didn't have as much land as the rest (because Dublin was in their territory) They invited the brits to ally with the brits and using the technology of the brits and the knowledge leinster had of the lands and the other tribes britain and leinster took over every tribe one by one. (All the huge trees across the isle were used to build brit ships, part of the reason why they had the best navy) After Leinster was surrounded by brit owned lands they asked for Britain to give the lands they helped take over back to leinster but the brits betrayed their former ally and invaded the last remaining tribe and slaughtered them as they had the rest.
>TL;DR Yes, but it was our own fault

le virgin island

le Chad CHAD

we should've annexed canada

fucking loyalists scum

Canada is basically where all the American loyalists moved to after we wrecked Britain.

In wha occasion did Britain invade spain and portugal, Indochina, eastern south america, Qatar, Central asia?

it's a dumb meme map

I want to notice, that we have the last laugh.
The British royalty they so much revere and the anchor of their national identity are Germans.
Calling them after their favourite family resort won't hide the shame.

They attacked us, but we were never invaded by them. Fake image

we weren't invaded and neither was New Zealand

They didnt invade paraguay but they made us decimate them

UK never invaded Poland
Poland invades UK

Australia was settled not invaded
New Zealand was ceded by treaty without an invasion
Papua was claimed by Australia and not Britain and we were the ones that invaded New Guinea and took the region under Australian administration

This

The only country that has ever bullied NZ was France

*detonates*

Please invade us again, UK-san

Palestine
Well, my country is in a conflict that caused having some of my family members removed from their land, some were even killed.

fun fact, yanks are still forbidden from entering whitehaven to this day, if they break these rules their punishment is to actually have to go to whitehaven

I love how worked up Finns get about barrels of tar 150 years ago

the secret public-shitting agenda of the Europeans uncovered

suspicious post, are you an expat?

>killing unarmed priests then running away before an actual army could come
wew, badass warrior race
nice normie facebook meme
lemme guess, "my ancestors were vikings"

>Canada is basically where all the American loyalists moved to after we wrecked Britain.
Yeah. The ones who stayed loyal to their king and weren't traitorous scumbags moved to Canada after the Yanks stole all their property.

For Norway they counted a Scottish army (while Scotland was still independent) walking through a Norwegian valley in order to invade Sweden, that got btfo'd by Norwegian farmers before they could even reach Sweden. Sweden should thank us they aren't on this map.

very very very loose definitions of britain, invasion and countries

Fuck Britain. They're the enemy of all humanity, and have been since the Normans took over.