I'm 22. Please tell me I'm an older man

I'm 22. Please tell me I'm an older man.

you sure aint young

older men means you drive an open top on the weekend and have affairs with foreigners so you don't kill yourself

22 is young enough for average escorts to turn you away
30 is young-to-middle aged
40 is middle-aged
45+ is older guy

>Central African Republic (45.91)
>One of the poorest countries in the world, the Central African Republic had the second lowest level of human development, ranking 187th out of 188 countries in 2014. As the country´s population has been permanently devastated by a variety of diseases and health-related problems including measles, malaria, HIV/AIDS, female genital mutilation etc., it currently has the lowest average life expectancy in the world at less than 46 years.

Well...

>22 is young enough for average escorts to turn you away
why do they do this? it makes no sense

I think "older man" is totally relative. When girls your age say they want an older guy they mean somebody in his mid thirties.

The only chick who could reasonably consider you an older man is barely out of Middle School

no, older men def means past 40s

So, no cute Asians...?

asian girls love youthful features they even like my baby face

They're out there bruh, just go to social events and meet them

Sorry user, the current cutoff for a man to be "older" is 24. It would be good news for you next year, except congress just voted to raise the minimum age to 25 in 2019.

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Its fishy and annoying. 22 is a big boy not an adult

>tfw pushin 40

Fuck sake.

nah 50 is the new 30

Been there, it is not that bad. 30 was worse. that's when you stop feeling young. After that it doesn't matter much.

Not to women under 30

why would it be fishy? 22 isn't underaged

I am not looking forward to 30 in 4 years time. Reality is going to hit real hard.

Younger guys are much more likely to fuck and then not pay

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