Im sad because im virgin

>im sad because im virgin
>im virgin because im ugly and short
>i cant change my face or height
what do i do

>wake up
>get reminded by jorge that my life is shit
thanks

Get a dog/cat and visit hookers

Even short and ugly can have sex or the genes that cause those traits would have been bred out by now. Your personality is the reason you're a virgin, and also why you're sad

>just get a new personality bro
haha good one :DD

I want to fuck your sister as you watch me

Poor guy, I would be his friend

Personality can't be changed either. OP should just kill himself

>what are short girls
>what are ugly girls

Just get a haircut bro

why the long face?
chin up lad

>this is the Spaniard that keeps making amerimutt bait threads

get a beard

Grow your hair out and style it.
Grow some facial hair
Lift

Congratulations, you are now normal

That guy isn’t even that ugly. He’s not attractive, but he’s not repulsive. Simply going to the gym, getting a better haircut, and trimming his eyebrows would make him go from a 3/10 to a 6.5/10. But it’s a moot point anyway. Even sminem has a normal life. You’re a failure not because you have an ugly appearance, but because you have an ugly personality.

>genes that cause those traits would have been bred out by now
>american education

Bee urself bro

nice bait juan

Why doesn't he put an eyepatch?

At least you'll never have to live with being a Candoid

Just treat girls with respect bro xdxd

Get rid of your identity, wear something that covers your eyes or face.

life of a mutt

Just become a fun person to be around, and try to get a positive outlook on life.
Nothing more attractive than that to the ladies.

make the best of what you can with what you have

Well first start closing your mouth because you look like you have a cock in your mouth.
Also grow your hair (and clean it possibly) to try to hide those ears and make the head looks shorter.

Grow a full beard if you can so that you cover that huge philtrum you have, you hide your weak jawline, and this way your lips will fit nice in your face as well and you will look generally more manly.

If you normally look like a beaten dog then you need to learn to use your face muscles to look more serious. You can't change your canthal tilt but you can move your eyebrows, even all day (or at least only in public) and eventually you will do it automatically.

Can't say what to do with your eye because it looks fucked up but I assume it's some condition you have, so I think the only possible solution would be plastic surgery.

Disgusting

Fusil Sanitario.

>Congratulations, you are now normal
True

>Can't say what to do with your eye because it looks fucked up but I assume it's some condition you have, so I think the only possible solution would be plastic surgery.
It's not fatal, I there was a local tv show host with similar condition. He moved to Moscow/St.Petersburg though.

>giving serious advice to a meme pic

Sup Forums, bitte

We try to help you autist

Kanada, bitte

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