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Family pet edition

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Some swedish are bears though :(

nth for dressing up cute

I'm posting on my sofa facing the heavy rain and cool breeze with Tucker Carlson on to my left.

I'm super comfortable right now.

God I wish I was somebodies pet

only 4 more days

>I have some bad news for you
till what?

>I have some bad news for you
what!?!

oh, it's supposed to say ">only 4 more days"

I thought I copied it but I didn't, "I have some bad news for you" was just the last thing on my clipboard

Oh
Only two more days till I dress you up as a maid is what I meant.

shit, I meant four

Do you even have a maid costume for him?

shit, I didn't think about that
he's the one with all the money and the maid fetish, but I could get one I guess
tho I wouldn't know his size

Hello I am here!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
AHHHHHHHHHHH

I've been drinking with my buddy!
How are you my friend?

not great
I wish you were drinking with your best buddy me instead...

Good luck you'll need it
Maid costumes are cute but I personally wouldn't buy one tbqh
Hihihi

so you've got me a maid outfit, sweet
Welcome back, have a good time doing whatever you were doing?

>not great
Whats got you down?
>I wish you were drinking with your best buddy
I wish you didn't live so far away from me
We could drink till you got sick of me.
How was your day matey?
Is that the one were there is a bit of a gender swap...
I think I've read this one.

It was good, I gave myself a headache somehow though. But my new hoodie arrived which was neat!
Did a bit of studying, but not as much as I should have lol

>I gave myself a headache somehow
I get these sometimes they come and go, you'll be right!
>my new hoodie arrived
Give us a look!
>Did a bit of studying, but not as much as I should have lol
Hey at least you didn't totally slack off, do it bit by bit and you'll get there!

THIS
Hello, I am here too

heya welly

Hello.
How are you doing welly?
Are you doing any better since I last saw? you

I truly hope so, you're a kind soul and deserve to be happy.

>new hoodie
Is it cute?
heyo

ALL THE KIWIS ARE HERE YAY!

I saw my work crush on the phone with her bf and I felt bad. How are all you going desu?

never knew how much i hate turks that cant use word

>work crush
wtf, what about Karen
>how are all you going desu?
is that retard still bothering you?

and good morning, sleep well?

Cooking some kerbabs for din dins. Haven't got any white rice though.

Hello cutie!
How are you going?
I-I love Karen dearly but I thought this girl at my work was pretty. It's alright now though, I'm back to ONLY karen desu.

Shit pic but it's fluffy and warm and has ears and a tail
So I'm pretty happy
Hiya welly
Good morning liechty
He's still being a problem?

Thanks for the kind words, I've been feeling better. Days are going by too h*cking fast though

CUTE, although it kinda makes you seem like a furry

Awh, that's so friggin' adorable.

I wanna cuddle you so badly now desu.

Cute!
Looks real comfy!
Days become weeks become months become years.
Try to find something you find meaningful to fill them up or they just all blur together.

I'm not a furry D:
I just like things with animal motifs and it relates to a nickname I had when I was younger
I am so fugging soft rn that I recommend cuddling
It Is, hopefully it's ok for colder weather

saved

you really are creepy sometimes

thanks
I try

ye he now brags with everyone how nice his wordsheet is I MADE
bit angry now
dont burn it

Save this.

Expected that to be the case hence half the reason I blurred out my face.

Hey guys

VERY cute legs

SAVE ME
and hello all others. I dont have time to dish yous sadly:(

w-whose are those!

he sounds like a real cunt, is this the same Turk that talks at you about his normie problems?

*cuddles*
SAVED
CUTE AF
Awh I see. I-I hope you're having a nice day desu.

That's really lewd tbqh
Tack
Det ser ut som jag

You guys think I could turn Westy gay?

I'll save ya liechty, but I expect (you)s later!

ye
really gets on my nerves slowly
t.furry
thanksqt

How's Switzerland been?

>furry
Rude, don't bully me pls :c
I doubt it

*right clicks*
*saves as*
nothing personal kiddo
you couldn't even turn me gay
>slowly
That guy would probably get on my nerves pretty quickly tb.h

>you couldn't even turn me gay
Just fucking rub it in why don't you!

thanks
*kidnaps you*
hehe you're safe now....
(not really)
NOT mine.
i kno rite
Only a slut shows ankle.

Why not, you did such a great job with Chalmers

I'll give you a rub in a second

*rubs against you*

jeez
you are rubbing it in as well!
rude!

>*rubs against you*
0w0

Too late

How did we not know that Westy was a cute anime girl this whole time?

dont bulli dunners

thank you bunny...

But he bullies everyone else

I'll bulli who I WANT to tyvm ;(

>he didnt even gave me a you
thats it. I never be a nice guy again
such a pathetic slave


also me roasting you

Also neat I think she's from guilty gears, I should play some of that before bed

he's so stingy with his (You)'s
unlike me, watch

I"M SORRY

You know I'll give you (you)s liechty, even if you bulli me a bit ;_;

thanks. Now im rich
have too many you's

>86488290
oh are we now? i start to think such a pathetic pervert like you actually wants to get bullied?
well a simple 'im sorry' isn't enough in this case you pathetic slut

I want to rape DUSTINESS FORD LALATINA

BACK FROM DINNER AAAAAAAAAH
I'LL GIVE YOU (YOU)S DON'T WORRY DESU AAAAAAH

*kiss*
*hug*
*cuddle*

dunners is gone :( might was too rude
but thanks for ze yous

>might was too rude
you weren't too rude, It's just a bit of banter, he's a big boy how can handle it

Awh :3

How's Switzerland desu?

its fine.
same as always desu

Sounds nice desu :3
Love you verbrby much uwu.

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Thinking of buying this for myself, thoughts?

You most definitively should.

Cute af.

Might hop into bed

Thanks, I'll take that into consideration

morning

*joins you*

STOP BEING GAY

*pushes you out*
Mein bed!
no u

Bed is cosy

The lace looks not so good desu

Are these threads always like this?

Yeah I'm not too big a fan of they lace, but I like the rest of the skirt
Pretty much

yes

Yes
As long as it can be removed somehow it would be cute

NO!
It's mine now!

Also I might into bed myself, I'm keen 2 gt comfy.

Well I could maul it with some scissors, hopefully that would work
Okay fine, I guess I'll spends the night on the floor

You can have have half of mine, but we will need to build a divider out of pillows for the bed
>maul with scissors
Yea, sounds like a plan

I have returned from the gym and consumed my protein shake.
Yay

Welcome back dunners

thanks!

Was it fun?

I wouldn't describe it as "fun".
But it was satisfying and feels good to improve myself and have a goal.

But I don't want to sleep with a girl, I might get girl germs
Welcome back