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/brit/
yanks out
nepal is indian...
under the help and support section for ubereats theres a section for if the food isn't what you expected where you have to take a photo of the food. thinking about taking a photo of my erect willy and saying 'wowee look at my willy' aha what would that be like just imagine being the ubereats support staff logging onto your CRM platform and seeing my erect cock on your dell monitor with a cheeky comment. would be a laugh for both parties :)
jordan is just a shit palestine
howling
creasing
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Is having socialists the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a socialist. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a tankie for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a corporation. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little socialist - reading her Capital at bedtime, making her go to mental gymnastics practice, making sure she had an unhealthy diet, miseducating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the corporations that will eventually exploit her in every hole.
Raised the perfect socialist? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random small business who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who hires her. It gets to exploit her tight labour every night. It gets the benefits of her kind and sweet work-ethic that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a socialist, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a socialist for another corporation to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.
Think about it logically
OI OOIIIIIIIIIIIII
he's a cute poster tbf
just got redpilled by this post
> Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
'Sup, how do you guys find "Snatch" movie? Any good
Asia is four continents
(they) dont know im actually a Pali
'Sup
youtube.com
good film x
Playing some GRID autosport lads
Better than Lock Stock, worse than Four Lions
I liked Lock Stock
romanticising the history of texas lads
meant to be at lectures lads haha what am i like
snap
fucking amazon finally closed their loophole relating to free delivery of an item when you go over the minimum amount for free delivery with a pre order and then cancel the pre order, sucks
sick of southerners not acknowledging the plight of the north
who depressed here?
I awoke counting the ironies of my life
snap
>Snatch is better than Lock, Stock
behold the penultimate KEK, second only to that aussie cunt
iconic pooh episode above me
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huh...
the only pooh episode i know.
wasn't it a bit longer like a tv movie
radical centrism is the new opiate of the masses
are you cute? :3
what's your earliest memory brit
whiter than you muhammad
opiate?
never seen decalcifier spelt like that
Shitting my pants at my friend Jack's house
shall be taking credit for inspiring this post
White than jew, Schlomo
(stolen word for word from a /brit/ poster who I'm sure is at toil now so he won't notice)
poo nigger
eating thomas the tank engine chocolates with a friend
must have been three or four at the time
crawling around behind the hoover because the hot air vent at the back smelled nice from the shake and vac
adopting a starving african kid who ate a dozen turkey dinosaurs then shat himself
having my nuts cream crackered to a bulbous lump by my fit cousin
you sound like you're from the Arkansas hinterland
your earliest memory was post-puberty?
>Better than Lock Stock, worse than Four Lions
Somehow I missed "Four Lions", the trailer is hilarious
erhm
Anyone else have a small left leaning knob?
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thailad couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag
no pre
to be fair wet paper is pretty heavy
got an above average slight downward curve knob
yeah he's called Owen Jones
my knob is a 45 degree angle upwards
What a fucking stupid "review".
Got an upward leaning knob, superior for smashing that g-spot
right let's have it
good post
Seven inches with questionable girth here
europe is not a continent
this is powerful
bah mate straight and right leaning, just like me
snap
this man knows
hello brother in rocket-cocks
doing a think
is that where the sots-irish live la
me wee wuns and i live in a ground floor flat in glasgow
the neighbour that lived here up until a month ago was a right sound lass, no bother at all
she moved out, new guy moved in
he bout 40? anyway he shout to himself in the dead of night and sneaks out to put stuff in his wheelie bin
did my best to ignore him only today i was lookin out at the melting snow and something brown and sticky done splatter over me window
pretty horrible stuff, sloppy
was pretty obvious what it was. guy was screamin to himself and laughin like it was a right lark
feel too sick to clean it meself, thinkin of calling the landlord and showing him the proof...but dunno how the hell i'm meant to explain that the fella upstairs stuck his bum out the window and had a shite
what if you're smashing from behind?
then the downward leaning knob man is king
Rip
>Beach-Nigger
>Overly-tanned people/surfers
lmao
doing a virus scan
support the strike
can't fucking STAND beach niggers
I only have consensual sex in the missionary position
LOL
reddit wins again!!
if i was judge i'd order he give up his kidneys
Four Lions is amazing, really puts the humour back into jihadi terrorism
having a dog lick me face
good question tbqh
snap
>joining the military while having an IQ of 110 upwards
do people actually do this?
doctor hacking the end of my knob off
making my mum cry
can't remember what it was about exactly
Whoa!
Wahoo!
Waheyyy!
Haha!
fighter pilot is a pretty good position
Everyone's going to suddenly stop posting and make me look silly
Epic!
gony no dae that
nassim taleb is a fraud
that the one where you spin the girl on your knob?
OMG!
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