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nepal is indian...

under the help and support section for ubereats theres a section for if the food isn't what you expected where you have to take a photo of the food. thinking about taking a photo of my erect willy and saying 'wowee look at my willy' aha what would that be like just imagine being the ubereats support staff logging onto your CRM platform and seeing my erect cock on your dell monitor with a cheeky comment. would be a laugh for both parties :)

jordan is just a shit palestine

howling

creasing

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Is having socialists the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a socialist. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a tankie for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a corporation. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little socialist - reading her Capital at bedtime, making her go to mental gymnastics practice, making sure she had an unhealthy diet, miseducating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the corporations that will eventually exploit her in every hole.

Raised the perfect socialist? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random small business who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who hires her. It gets to exploit her tight labour every night. It gets the benefits of her kind and sweet work-ethic that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a socialist, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a socialist for another corporation to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.

Think about it logically

OI OOIIIIIIIIIIIII

he's a cute poster tbf

just got redpilled by this post

> Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

'Sup, how do you guys find "Snatch" movie? Any good

Asia is four continents

(they) dont know im actually a Pali

'Sup

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good film x

Playing some GRID autosport lads

Better than Lock Stock, worse than Four Lions

I liked Lock Stock

romanticising the history of texas lads

meant to be at lectures lads haha what am i like

snap

fucking amazon finally closed their loophole relating to free delivery of an item when you go over the minimum amount for free delivery with a pre order and then cancel the pre order, sucks

sick of southerners not acknowledging the plight of the north

who depressed here?

I awoke counting the ironies of my life

snap

>Snatch is better than Lock, Stock

behold the penultimate KEK, second only to that aussie cunt

iconic pooh episode above me

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huh...

the only pooh episode i know.

wasn't it a bit longer like a tv movie

radical centrism is the new opiate of the masses

are you cute? :3

what's your earliest memory brit

whiter than you muhammad

opiate?
never seen decalcifier spelt like that

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Shitting my pants at my friend Jack's house

shall be taking credit for inspiring this post

White than jew, Schlomo

(stolen word for word from a /brit/ poster who I'm sure is at toil now so he won't notice)

poo nigger

eating thomas the tank engine chocolates with a friend
must have been three or four at the time

crawling around behind the hoover because the hot air vent at the back smelled nice from the shake and vac

adopting a starving african kid who ate a dozen turkey dinosaurs then shat himself

having my nuts cream crackered to a bulbous lump by my fit cousin

you sound like you're from the Arkansas hinterland

your earliest memory was post-puberty?

>Better than Lock Stock, worse than Four Lions
Somehow I missed "Four Lions", the trailer is hilarious

erhm

Anyone else have a small left leaning knob?

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thailad couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag

no pre

to be fair wet paper is pretty heavy

got an above average slight downward curve knob

yeah he's called Owen Jones

my knob is a 45 degree angle upwards

What a fucking stupid "review".

Got an upward leaning knob, superior for smashing that g-spot

right let's have it

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good post

Seven inches with questionable girth here

europe is not a continent

this is powerful

bah mate straight and right leaning, just like me

snap

this man knows

hello brother in rocket-cocks

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doing a think

is that where the sots-irish live la

me wee wuns and i live in a ground floor flat in glasgow

the neighbour that lived here up until a month ago was a right sound lass, no bother at all

she moved out, new guy moved in

he bout 40? anyway he shout to himself in the dead of night and sneaks out to put stuff in his wheelie bin

did my best to ignore him only today i was lookin out at the melting snow and something brown and sticky done splatter over me window

pretty horrible stuff, sloppy

was pretty obvious what it was. guy was screamin to himself and laughin like it was a right lark

feel too sick to clean it meself, thinkin of calling the landlord and showing him the proof...but dunno how the hell i'm meant to explain that the fella upstairs stuck his bum out the window and had a shite

what if you're smashing from behind?
then the downward leaning knob man is king

Rip

>Beach-Nigger
>Overly-tanned people/surfers

lmao

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doing a virus scan

support the strike

can't fucking STAND beach niggers

I only have consensual sex in the missionary position

LOL

reddit wins again!!

if i was judge i'd order he give up his kidneys

Four Lions is amazing, really puts the humour back into jihadi terrorism

having a dog lick me face

good question tbqh

snap

>joining the military while having an IQ of 110 upwards

do people actually do this?

doctor hacking the end of my knob off

making my mum cry
can't remember what it was about exactly

Whoa!
Wahoo!
Waheyyy!

Haha!

fighter pilot is a pretty good position

Everyone's going to suddenly stop posting and make me look silly

Epic!

gony no dae that

nassim taleb is a fraud

that the one where you spin the girl on your knob?

OMG!

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