Students at the University of Texas launched a massive protest Wednesday against state campus carry laws using sex toys, Dallas News reported.
Dubbed #CocksNotGlocks, the anti-gun demonstration could be the biggest in Texas history and aims to criticize the perceived irony that sex toys are prohibited on campus while guns are allowed.
This Meme madness has gone too far!
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>Taking University of Berkeley - Austin seriously
Wew lads
I mean..... Why no sex toys?
What is that a community college? Fuck those SJW's. All the men involved are going home to fuck themselves with their new toys anyway.
Ban asssault dongs!
Washed up D1 football school that used to be an amazing powerhouse now a laughing fucking joke in the NCAA.
Love when they get smashed every year and the country is reminded how far they have fallen.
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to start #sharia2016
I'm glad the only type of shit we get at University of Houston is the occasional preacher or group of communists handing out flyers. There was one time I saw a group of Palestinians get into a yelling match with AEPi, the Jewish fraternity.
lel
most of you are going to end up marring a woman like this
>University of Berkeley - Austin
found aggy
Was accepted there, glad I passed it up
Austin is ass and your team sucks
lmao. Is the University of Houston any good? Not heard much about it
>I don't like guns so I'm going to jam a 12 black rubber cock up my snatch while my lesbo friend eats my shit
plot twist: the people giving out the dildos worked for the Worth Health Organization and at the end of each of those dildos was a sterilization chemical...
>discussion about a university
>"hey guys the football sucks"
thanks for the input, half-diploma trailer trash
>the country is reminded how far they have fallen
No one outside of the south cares about schools in the south.
of course the little blonde girl chooses the massive bbc dildo
no one in the south cares about the north? At least we still have balls and guns.
Second generation Aggy here.
Seeing Texas be such complete shit is really depressing. The rivalry games were some of the most fun I have ever had watching sports, especially during the Wrecking Crew era.
It's weird that if you carry a blunt on campus they'd throw you in jail but a semi automatic gun is just fine
How hard do you think her Dad raped her when she was younger?
Dildos are in a legal grey area in Texas due to some overreaching morality laws. When Ted Cruz was solicitor general of Texas he actually went to court and argued that people don't have a right to stimulate their own genitals.
Whatever happened to Jerrod Johnson and Jeff Fuller?
Sooner Master race reporting
Hey bro, get ready to taste that dick on September 3rd. Coogs about to stomp on that ass.
God damn that's a comfy as fuck dream
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>Leftists are threatened by laws that they couldn't control
>Immediate reaction is to reach bawling for the nearest big black cock
Yes I'm not surprised, I've seen this behavior often among the liberal faggots up here
Ban assault weapons now!!
That's a big cock
>argued that people don't have a right to stimulate their own genitals
holy fucking shit.
I know there's some history of religious lols and human biology but is this actually legit? I will lose my shit if someone is documented in a court room making this argument
wait that thing she's holding is her dildo?
wew, how can white men even compete
>Oklahoma playing in the Texas Kick-Off
Really Texas, you have faggots like this living in your state now?
I hope it's just the college towns or your fucked & you can kiss what you know about Texas goodbye.
Oh wow, dildos. Really makes you think.
We already have the technology necessary to convert into more effective weapons.
It is just Austin. People only go there to use 6th street as their own toilet.
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It was organized by an anti-white nigger loving coal burner.
The memes write themselves, lads.
The peoples right to masturbate as part of an organised and well regulated circle jerk, shall not be infringed.
Wow, so this is why you guys are still so backwards about everything.
It's like your culture never escaped the 40's
Ok, then you guys are safe. Texas is big enough to handle just one retarded city.
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I remember that
good times during the last bombing session of Gaza
Transferred to Baylor to get away from niggers and accidentally ended up in some kind of christcuck SJW haven
White people disappoint me sometimes
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Not to death unfortunately
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Wow it's almost like one is legal and the other isn't.
Really makes you think
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makes me think about when Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people with a blunt
TEXAS YES!
If that thing fits, can she even feel a normal guy anymore? Way to ruin yourself.
You can rape someone with a dildo, and since rape is worst than EVERYTHING
Well, there you go
She probably puts three of those in at once. You just need a bigger dick, nip.
No way dude, that shit is inhuman, talk a out ruining your body
She looks a young Amy Schumer, acts like her too
Texas is the same state that put Lyndon B Johnson in power. 50 years later and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, I see.
Texas has always been a state of liberals LARPing as Christcucks and "true Conservatives". Dont fall for the meme that this state is in any way Conservative, because its not.
Reminder to fellow burgers, if you don't own a gun you aren't even really an American. You just as well buy one of these black cocks.
The comments are what you'd expect
>Look at how she fondle dat bbc can't let go lmao
> 256 likes
>Sorta like how white men cling to their guns right *emojie* *emojie*
Sup Forums should take credit for this like #freebleeding. meme it so hard that we ourselves believe we pulled the puppet strings to make this happen.
Come back and lecture us when you don't live in a country that legally allows you to jack off dogs.
Makes me think that the Mexican cartels behead people and wipe their entire family tree for even looking in the direction of a weed shipment.
t.Oklahoma trying to be relevant
>tfw coogs
>tfw right wing majority
>tfw upcoming powerhouse
>2016
>Not sharting in mart
Lmao fag
just beat up and mug those of the dildo faction. let them learn first hand whats it's like to have to put it all on the line and defend themselves with a dildo. after you kick the shit out of them and take their belongings leave them the dildo and whisper in their ear 'allah akbar'.
you can still put it in her ass >:^)
Not that guy but a recent UH alum: Rapidly improving, recently attained Tier One research status. Many of the STEM and business programs are competitively ranked. Not SJW-free but the student body is mostly normal people.
I'm at UT Austin for grad school and fuck I hate it here, miss UH. Wasn't on campus today but I hope this stupid stunt doesn't last.
lol I forgot that people in Washington, Oregon and Colorado can't legally grow and sell their own marijuana.
also honors English still teaches classic Western literature instead of bullshit
>cocks not glocks
Someone call /k/, I need some info on the feasibility of dildo that also contains a working firearm. You never know when you're going to get robbed during your orgy.
LGTSS
>Texas
North Texas? More like Southern Oklahoma.
Not true at all, commiefornia loser. I can't go a fucking week without some retard talking about how great Georgia Tech is.
t. Pennsylvania
Was on campus from 8 am until 12:30 am studying for board exam (medicine).
Did not see any of this.
Probaly bc I was in library and only left twice.
My life is so boring. Even when something on pol is happening literally all around me the entire day I somehow manage to miss out. FUCK.
Dude you are working towards a good goal, fuck the SJW's, Best of luck with your Exam!
Thats why the republican party is rebelling against the evangelicals and the neocons. Getting sick of them embarrassing us.
>tfw you would give anything for actual friends so you didn't have to shitpost on pol to get some sort of social interaction
It was at like noon, I was asleep.
As a side note, I did get to go to the West Mall around 5 with a bag full of lube and condoms. I handed them out to the remaining protesters and told them it was so "they could go fuck themselves.
DFWfag here. Austin is a liberal shithole.
For normal people it's a fun place. Of course if your some basement-dwelling autist who can't handle hearing other opinions without sperging out I guess it's a shithole.
these guys are on average 1-2 inches longer in penis length than whites, and its the bedrock of their culture and identity. like it gratifies them over everything else.
>oh boy i got dat bigger beenis dan whitey
its really sad. they are pretending they have enourmous penises on the internet like basic bitches. meanwhile we are 10 levels deep in ironic highs shitposting 25/7 maymay mysteries.
Austin is literrally full of refugees from california. They flee the state they destroyed then they vote to destroy their new host state like parasites
Top 10 CS program that I got rejected from ;_;
>(((Goldwater)))
Let's be completely honest: if a bunch of liberal arts majors, short-haired dykes and bespectacled California transplant numales can enact any kind of social change in america (let alone texas) then America deserves to be destroyed.
DFW?
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Pure kike degeneracy.
Fuggin Germans man
CO resident here, we can grow 6 plants per resident, you're right though we cannot sell it but we do anyway
If you're a household that uses pot you're entitled to 12 plants, I looked up the laws because I was considering growing with my parents
Is this trolling? I haven't read it
so we can masturbate in class now, right?
obvious b8 m8
This is why I believe we should treat Germany, the UK, and Sweden like Syrians and not let a single one in.
not even black pornstars have dicks that big.
why do black men keep hyping the bbc meme when they can never live up to it?
>why do black men keep hyping the bbc meme when they can never live up to it?
The BBC stereotype actually has racist roots. It equates black men to less evolved, animals such as donkeys; service animals with primitive features useful for little more than breeding other service animals.
The interracial fetish can also be described this way. It's a prominent kink because it was once, and in some cases still is, considered taboo. It's human nature to find excitement and attraction toward taboo, the forbidden fruit tastes sweetest after all, but even to acknowledge this is to dehumanize the minority participant, making them little more than a prop. You're fucking the taboo, not the person.
Like you say, it has obvious negative effects for average sized blacks. It's actually an underlying issue in the porn industry. The stereotype means only the largest of black performers have any realistic chance of employment, a greater barrier of entry compared to other men.
And even for everyday regular dudes, imagine being a black guy with a baby dick, expected to live up to a stereotype. Probably why so many throw away their lives for so little.