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And again the worms come crawling into my thread to repeat the same things they do every day like the vermin they are

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'bout to homogenize a polynomial lads

crisps

didn't seem deranged

yeah righto cunt we get it you love copping loads on your underdeveloped fetal head.

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>nah. tories are a shit populist party and a joke. but they are not far left or far right lunatics. labour are a fringe party at this point. they are further left than Britain First are right.

mate you're the one spaffing on yourself you chat cunt

got 3 baby heads and 2g of 66-FAG-POO here
which first?

the twin pillars of science and globalist neoliberalism have lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty and destitution

>nah. tories are a shit populist party and a joke. but they are not far left or far right lunatics. labour are a fringe party at this point. they are further left than Britain First are right.

Could turn any Bruce to dust in a scrap

been enjoying a solid tune some lad posted. would never admit it to his face tho lol

got some crisps

hmmm, yes, no bias here.

Poost

how much of your lifetime do you devote to getting rid of unwanted sand

being a 29 year old virgin is the best feel i feel so pure and innocent hehe

a genuinely funny one-thread gag comes along and you insist on running it into the ground by merging it with your tedious failed gimmick

ungrateful

how many days until the boring brits are banned?

le look at me mam

Fat shitskin

What a stupid thing to suggest. You're stupid.

>sand

umm sweaty

HOWLING

>nah. tories are a shit populist party and a joke. but they are not far left or far right lunatics. labour are a fringe party at this point. they are further left than Britain First are right.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3EJICKwITw

Read chairman May's internet plans and get back to me

eranu

clueless

whats a good job I can get with a level 3 BTEC?

>1986
that was before climate change

because i was about to have a shower can you not read you dopey cunt

depends what your BTEC is in mate

depends what it's in

This is the FINAL fucking straw. I cannot believe it.

How dare you? How fucking dare you?

Probably a spider in Sydney.

tell me what's the secret to love i don't get it
feel like i'm running a race and not winning

Cleaning toilets for the council

political idea: women belong to the state to be distrubted among needy men

*knocks your cap off your head

I'm feeling depressed 2day

a woman who passes an incel and doesn't offer companionship should be arrested for hate crimes

*cums on my chest but this time just for fun*

Thinking of becoming a rapper

thinking about all the toilers in the world toiling right now

feel sorry for u lot x

Just stay the fuck away from me. Ok?

audiomack.com/song/no-id-4/flower-of-the-universe THE QUEEN IS BACK SHAAAAAAR DAAAAAY

lil famine

lot of aussies in at this hour, think i'll be showing myself out.

really excited for the results of the latest A/B photo testing on tinder and bumble with me with a bunch of $100 bills

holy fuck, you're right

*steps on your heel

ERANU INDEED AND CONGRATULATIONS MR WILLIAMS, YOU HAVE WON TONIGHT'S STAR PRIZE!

all me(jew)

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*closes door*
you're not going anyway, mate. fuck you're sexy aye. show us ya arse?

Look, you're not funny. Just stop fucking talking to me, alright?

I'm fucking furious right now and I don't need twerps like you to annoy me.

Want to give a woman an orgasm lads, and you?

5 lads spaffed on me not gay but (had a shower straight after)

not a thing

FLOWER OF THE UNIVERSE
CHILD OF MINE

why on earth would you want to do that? let her sort that out

bit gay lad

>audiomack

He's making an awful fuss isn't he?

When will I see my picture in the paper?

love women

in retrospect is sweet child o mine a nonce song

youtube.com/watch?v=305ryPvU6A8&feature=youtu.be lads get in before it's #trending 1

you're fucking gay mate you're the bloke whos gonna be sucking my dick im not sucking your dick

Requiring age verification to view pornography is not far right you dribbling retard. Labours shadow secretary UNIRONICALLY and openly asserts that Chairman Mao did nothing wrong and all white people are racist. They said Venezuela is an example of how socialism can work.

Making cat calls hate speech is far more Orwellian than requiring proof of age to look at porn. The tories aren't even remotely right wing. They don't have any right wing policy.

Haha you gay or what lad

Kick the lass out of bed as soon as I spaff every time
Can't be arsed trying to figure out how their nonsense works

how do americans manage to ruin every single genre of music that they touch?

love telling people in third world countries that vegetarians can eat fish
just one of the perks of being pesketarian

bf made me this

depends what BTEC means

Why the fuck is it any of your business, you rat?

honestly had enough of the irish the australians the yanks and the leafs

need them all to leave right now before I heem them all

cannot relate to this as the protagonist is a black woman and i am a white male

yes but it is about noncing your own child so in reality it is a victimless crime

It's just about porn you retard
Any website that doesn't meet government approval will be censored and blocked it's insane
The Tories are destroying free speech and free society and useful idiots like you are defending them

I OWE YOU NUFFIN
youtube.com/watch?v=7yu0T9n5uos

>4 brit posters
>everyone else is foreign

why does jf love the brits so much?

going to write a book of really embarrassing failures

going to call it "the governance of Britain, 1976-2016"

need my bollocks stuck into a vice and it clamped shut

Videogames should be banned

>Labours shadow secretary UNIRONICALLY and openly asserts that Chairman Mao did nothing wrong
no she doesn't
"mao did more good than harm" is not "mao did nothing wrong", otherwise you'd be trying to divide a non-zero quantity of good by a zero quantity of harm.

right
there are officially too many JFs in this thread
coming back later when they're all gone

we have the coolest culture

So how strong is Jiren?

>living in a city is so horrible and depressing you literally need to start having delusions in order to have a modicum of happiness

brilliant thanks apple

racist

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1838_Mormon_War#Mormon_Extermination_Order

>While Mormon women and children scattered and hid in the surrounding woods and nearby homes, Mormon men and boys rallied to defend the settlement. They moved into a blacksmith shop, which they hoped to use as a makeshift defensive fortification. Unfortunately, the shop had large gaps between the logs which the Missourians shot into and, as one Mormon later recalled, it became more "slaughter-house rather than a shelter." The mob gave no quarter. After most of the defenders in the blacksmith shop had been killed or mortally wounded, some of the Missourians entered to finish the work. Finding 10-year-old Sardius Smith hiding behind the bellows, William Reynolds of Livingston County shot and killed the boy, saying: "Nits will make lice, and if he had lived he would have become a Mormon"

why are yanks so wacky

going to fill my bollocks up with dwarven gold and dangle them in front of this little goblin

anyone ever hired someone to stomp on their ball bag? thinking of gettin a fit prossie in heels to annihilate my bollocks with sheer force but i would like a second opinion

ok going to sainbury's for luch rather than greggs thanks for the input lads

watched the shape of water

it wasnt very good lads

Maisie dyed her hair I see