Recently I had heard a myth about how Japan was actually founded by a mix of indigenous peoples called the Jomon who interbred with Anglo Saxon settlers from the West
As rumour has it, around 1300 BC a group of Anglo fishermen sailed to the distant island in search of the grand herring migration of the time
There have been caucasoid (anglo saxon) skull findings in Hokkaido island
on par with the Olmecs worshipping their West African conquerers
Joseph Torres
WE WUZ JAPS N' SHIT
Hudson Adams
The Japanese were formed when the Jomon (ancestors to contemporary Ainu) started merging with the newly-arriving Yayoi (Korean/native Taiwanese-like people) in Honshu. The Jomon/Ainu people of Japan are in fact related to the Pelasgian people of Greece, some of which migrated to Japan during the Greek Dark Ages.
This genetic link is distant, but extremely significant. It is perfectly in line with the similarities between the people of Greece and Japan: Sophisticated, honourable, culturally-rich, hard-working people.
Noah Stewart
The Japanese are basically a mixture of abos and Korean and Chinese migrants.
Tyler Brooks
>Greece >hard-working people.
Samuel Wright
>greeks >hard working Kek, shows how much sharts know about Europe.
Bentley Cruz
>as the rumour has it
Thats not how migrations work lol
You dont migrate half a world away in 1300 bc
David Hill
>He doesn't know the based ancient Greek civilizations >Burger educashun
Brandon Thompson
Before the end of ww2, they were quite the lazy bunch like all others
Wyatt Mitchell
>shitposting when you should be focused on not raping okinawans
Are canadaians asian? i've seen a lot of muslims and chinamen when i visited totoronto last month.
Jordan Ramirez
WE WAS SAMURAIS N SHID
Oliver Richardson
WII WAZU KINGU
Mason Lee
Canadians are mostly white, but in big urban centres like Toronto it has a high immigrant population. It's the most multicultural city in the whole world for like 20+ years
Logan Carter
HOL UP HOL UP >DRINKS SAKE
SO YU B SAYIN >GRABS POKKI
WE WUZ YAMAMOTO N SHIIEET
Adrian Nguyen
I think it would be more likely that some Russians came down from east Russia.
Nolan Thomas
俺たちは王でした
Austin Torres
this is a possible explaination, but it was confirmed to be Anglo-Saxon in origin
Ryder Thomas
>hard-working people. Thanks for making me almost asphyxiate on my tea their Milo.
Jacob Jenkins
Along with a lot of what people here are saying, don't forget that the Europe and Japan traded for years during the 16th century, so it would make sense for some of the Europeans who wanted to stay able to do so.
Luke Russell
the ainu people look alot like aboriginals its really strange
Mason Howard
you mean like this? I think they are too fair skinned to be of correlation.
def not the same haplogroup
Christopher Morgan
Greeks are lazy as fuck and haven't done anything significant for thousands of years.
Benjamin Walker
And the ones that did are not related to current Greeks anyways.
Original Greeks had blond hair and blue eyes. They are practically a myth among the current Greeks.
Most historical greeks and all current greeks are persian rape babies.
Brayden Gray
No, just use google. Jomon/Ainu were genotypically Asian even though phenotypically looked more Western
James Campbell
>tfw no yayoi waifu to plant stuff in your garden with
why even live ;_;
Samuel Gonzalez
>1300 BC >Anglo-Saxon
Carter Russell
>1300 BC >anglo saxon Pardon my burger education, but I don't think that the indo-europeans had even migrated to europe by that time, let alone to the germanic peoples themselves.
Either way, anglo-saxon is a weird term to use.
Charles Diaz
YA CHOTTO MATTE *pauses SAO episode* SO ANATA BE SAYING *unsheathes katana* WATASHITACHI WA NIHONJIN N SHIEEET?
Angel Gray
>muh Nordic Greeks
the ancient Greeks were mostly Yamnaya R1b Aryans, who actually had a modest incidence of light hair/eyes, which was selected for later, mostly in northern Europe. They basically looked like most modern Mediterraneans, probably a bit taller and better looking though
Robert Moore
What? No they fucking don't. They look like hapa whites.
Connor Cruz
>a myth It's bullshit, made up by white boys that wish they were Japanese. Next you'll be stealing black culture. Oh, wait..
Leo Fisher
you realize Japanese and the Anglo empire have history trading with Porteguese right
far fetched, perhaps, a myth not even close
Austin Thompson
>Yamnaya R1b Aryans
No, R1a and R1b have always been minority haplogroups in Greece. The Yamnaya Aryans could not outbreed the already well established Neolithic populations there.
Charles Lopez
WE WUZ SAMURAI N SHIT this is more retarded than the whole WE WUZ NATIVE AMERICANS N SHIT
Leo Mitchell
FACT (((Japanese))) people couldn't defend themselves from criminals so they had to import Anglo Saxen knights to fight their battles Don't believe in JAPANESE MEDIA WE WAZ SAMARAI N SHEEIT WE INVENTED ANIME WE INVENTED TOYOTA
The proto-Greek speakers have nothing to do with Indo-Iranians. They arrived to the Balkans from the Pontic Steppes and developed there for a while before merging with the previous Neolithic populations of Greece, which included mainly Levantine and Anatolian groups.
Some of those Neolithic populations gradually migrated to Japan around that time, likely because of pressure form the proto-Greek speakers.
Chase Adams
My great-great grandad was one of the greatest Samurais in the Kyoto Region. Also, the word samurai comes from the word 'Sam O'Hyde' who was one the first Samurai and defended Emperor James from the evil slanty-eyed Chinks. Don't believe the Continental lies!
Adam Wilson
Audibly keked
Nathaniel Johnson
Karen is cute
Levi Martin
Lol, poland outslavs everyone
Landon Morris
Pre Turk genes
Gabriel Allen
Jomon girl is cute!
Ethan Wilson
They are descended from Zeta Reticulans
Jacob Hernandez
>this thread again
I don't think i've seen you try this for a few weeks
Hudson Collins
WE WUZ SAMURAI AND SHIET
David Myers
>tfw I1 haplogroup Feels Nordic mang. I even have the Nordic balding
Matthew Watson
I have some Ainu ancestry (legit).
Language is pretty much dead. What culture is left of it is also pretty fucking dead but last time I visited there is some sort of revival.
feelsprettybadman
Brody Phillips
before saying one word about "hard work" how about paying some dempts first.
Alexander Barnes
Japanese also look more like whites than Chinese/Korean. Not that they look very white but there are some similarities.
But thats getting rare these days because of all the estrogens in Japanese food culture (soy, plastic bottles only, etc.).
Leo Jenkins
>No glass bottles in Japan
Welp, guess I'm not going then. I only drink out of glass, not because of hormones or anything, everything just tastes better in a glass container.
Nathaniel Wright
Mifune is handsome as fuck
Japanese really do have good facial structure. Excellent cheek bones, brow structure and eyes, don't have the broad flat nose of other chinks and decent jaw. Excellent thick hair genetics too.
Just a shame that their teeth and height can hold them back (Koreans and Chinks are taller).
Bentley Bell
Glass bottles, but you have to hold keep for two weeks. Same with metal. Trash pickup doesn't take them as often as plastics or combustibles.
Worse, I have a folding chair and to fans I need to get rid of. Just don't want to pay fees.
Xavier Butler
PAY
Henry Bailey
Ainu were ancient Nordics. Ainu are also the reason why Japanese look more Caucasoid than other East Asians.
Justin Sanchez
>teeth That's because all food they eat nowadays is very soft and easy. No need of strong chewing which makes your teeth very weak (especially for the next generations).
Nathaniel Hernandez
Their small height is a more efficient use of their crowded space.
Angel Howard
Are we really doing this again?
Elijah Adams
Thats literally the opposite
Chase Jenkins
This. You know the British teeth meme? That's what you get when the national breakfast is beans on toast
Robert Baker
>(Koreans and Chinks are taller) Not really, it's more so a matter of the fact that Japan's population is more elder heavy
Kevin Harris
What race has the worst smelling farts.
Ryder Roberts
I'm not sure mate. I've lived in both Japan and Korea and anecdotally speaking I think Korean males aged 18-30 are atleast an inch or so taller than Japanese males of the same age.
This is more apparent with the woman as well. Koreans have great legs. Just a shame they got shit everything else but >muh surgery fixes it.
Cooper Morgan
I feel as though we've had this thread before.
Elijah Walker
WE
Joshua Ramirez
we have.
Ian Cox
Jômon-blooded (with some kofun and austronesian mixed-in bc Ryukyus, of course, but my skull, bones and body hair are 100% ainoid) born in Brazil (fourth generation) here. I kinda look like a neanderthal. Ask me anything.
Same deal here in the states, recycling only comes around twice a month, but we typically have more space for trash. I understand the average living space per person in Japan is much less than what we have here
Evan Wright
we wuz japanese n shit
Justin Hernandez
I'm actually a ryukyuan that is much more ainoid than usual, not an actual ainu. But yeah, we share the same sundadont meat-eating neanderthaloid asian masterrace forebears.
Luis Sullivan
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Joshua Price
Fine both colonized by Japan bros then.
>tfw your culture is pretty much extinct
Isaiah Smith
>tfw your culture is pretty much extinct
I try to keep it alive here in Brazil coordinating a group of jômon and jômon-descended peoples cultures. We have some neat shit like ceramic working workshops, ainu and ryukyuan music lessons, hidden racialism lessons and beard circlejerking in general. I'm thinking about how to expand it without getting in trouble since Brazil had a japanese terrorist group in the 40's and people are still suspicious with bulky asians talking about race.
Austin James
we wuz samuraiz n shiet
Easton Williams
Japanese = Austronesia plus abo plus chink
Nicholas Russell
...
Cooper Johnson
WE
Isaiah Butler
we wuz gooks an sheeeeeit
stay classy whyte piggu
Hudson Turner
Do not reply to leaf jews.
Jason Allen
Considering it's a leaf claiming the Japs are anglos, that image is accurate.
Justin Martinez
someone please make one of these for ainu white japs. i assure you i am white japanese
Gavin Ross
I'd love to marry a cute yayoi and create more jomons for Japon.
Brandon Peterson
>could this be true?
No, absolutely not.
Nolan Foster
Arent Jomon Japanese Abbos?
Wyatt Foster
the anglo gods created every great civilization, they were once united in a mighty empire known as britlantis