Well, most of you probably wouldn't believe me

Well, most of you probably wouldn't believe me.
That's fine, it doesn't matter anyways.

Long story short: Hillary is going to win this election. There is a very interesting recording found in the deepweb that covers the conversation between Trump and the Clintons.

Oh, you think Trump wreaking havoc was to your amusement? No, it's all being calculated to secure an election for the democrats.

Screencap this if you want. I don't care. Just don't be surprised after the votes are counted

My dad works at nintendo, he can confirm this

Nintendo is small time, my dad works at bloodborne, he says Trump will win.

Mine works at an exxon mobile gas station, so I guess you could say hes pretty deep in with the rockefellers.

He said its all a shill, hillary will have a stroke and bernie is making a comeback.

You want to shill for the hill thats fine faggot. At least come up with a better story than a "Conversation between Trump and Clinton securing for the democrats". CTR should dock your pay for this (shit)post. Matter of fact I think I will forward this to your manager so they will remember not to hire millennials or Niggers because your one or the other as they are both equally lazy.

my dad works for the deepweb and he said you're a libcuck faggot

I can't wait to see the cucked look on your face after the election

>he thinks there will be an election
hahahhahahahaha

>Well, most of you probably wouldn't believe me.
>Hillary is going to win this election.
WOW, UNBELIEVEBLE. NO SHIT. WTF? MIND = BLOWN

onion address or gtfo

I am now #MentallyHill

My dad works at video games, he says Trump is a Clinton plant and even in the unlikely scenario that Trump will win, his skin will fall away and Bill Clinton will come out of it, and it will be revealed that Trump was just Bill Clinton wearing Trump's skin this entire time

Clinton is evil but you're probably right about how the election will go, judgng by the polls. It's a shame. Also, nice taste.

The (((((deep web)))))

>most of you won't believe me
Okay. Why do you say this, then immediately go on to admit you have evidential proof which WOULD make us believe you?

And on something as nebulous and vague as "the deep web" as well.

At least try harder, OP. This might work on some of the spastics here though.

my dad works for the internet and told me you're a faggot

I REALLY HAD MANY THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN BECAUSE OF THIS POST

I look just like this chick and I'm Russian too.

Even though it's obvious to all but a Sup Forumslack or a Trumptard that Hillary's gonna win I've never bought into the conspiracy theory that she put Trump up to running for president so he could wreck the GOP for her. For one: what the Hell does Trump get out of it? For another: why would she need someone to wreck the Republicans? You saw that lineup they had right? Sans Trump Guac-boy was the most likely Republican presidential nominee and she would have mopped the floor with him even easier than with trump.

>Implying the (((Deep Web))) exists

GTFO Faggot

Nice RP

Idiot my dad is bill, and he told me moms going to kill him and use her fake grief for pity votes, drumf doesnt stand a chance.

My dad makes porn movies. He said that OP loves sucking cocks, even when the cameras are not rolling. He says that OP refuses payment, because OP believes that having black dicks rammed in your mouth 24/7 is all the payment he could ever want.

The polls have Trump winning this whole time. All this shilling is just cover so when they rig it everyone accepts it

We aint having that shit and neither is Trump, hence the 2A comments. I'll be going to America to join the revolution and once all the marxists are routed, you're next leaf.

What difference does it make??
Delete this!1

wow really

I can't really argue with that then

keep browsing Sup Forums. the more diverse the better

Oh hey, it's you. Anyways, as I was saying in the earlier thread I have to disagree with you on the preferable size of nigger dick. I know you stated a fat 10" black dong with egg sized balls makes your asshole gape, but I would have to say if you are going to go this far a horse cock might satisfy your raging homosexual needs better.

never seen a quality post like this from a leaf before

Not happening shabbos goy fatty. Fuck off.

rare and duby.

Very nice gif too.
the shit storm is abrewin lads.

>Implying Hillary will win
We know for a fact your suck at your job and are even too lazy to use a decent copypasta or even display critical thought. Nigger Confirmed.

>Well, most of you probably wouldn't believe me.
Good gess, user!
btw, op is what it is...

Yes, we know she is going to rig the election.

We also know she is going to be ousted by December.

proof or GTFO.

My dad is Trump and he says he'll win

No you dont.

My own tracking of the deeperweb, the one even edgelords like you can't browse without risking the Swat smashing your door in the next 10 mins if you're no insider, reveals it goes even further than that.

What filtered to the notsodeepweb is the conversation where Trump tries to negotiate with the Clintons indeed, but what you probably don't know is that it is about the lives of his daughters Ivanka and Tiffany.

Basically, Hillary plans to reveal her lizard form to the world on the evening of Nov 8, revealing the Hidden Power and announcing what's in stock for the human race moving forward. Trump will have to acknowledge defeat even if he wins the vote count, that's part of the plan. In order to ensure his cooperation, Saurians have placed a neural parasite in Ivanka and Tiffany, that will insta-kill them if Trump refuses to comply.

There is an enormous bounty Trump has placed in the seventh circle of teh deepwebz to convince some lizard defector-wannabe to join him, save his daughters and the human race. The Brood Queen does not know of it yet, as it has been very carefully hidden in a maze of Kek enigmas.

You can still save the princesses with your access to the deepwebz user-kun, don't let us down.

You may not believe me I don't care, but you'll see, hue hue hue lah.

My dad is a pretty big deal at Legoland California. He says Trump wouldn't take a 30% loss to his revenue stream from pissed off liberals who now boycott his hotels and casinos, just for the shit heal Clintons.

Australia wins again

>people unironically believe a human can take 7 .45 hollowpoints to the head at point blank range and give interviews a week later with zero damage

smdh familia

>LE DARK WEB
>LE SERCRETE
>I AM SO EDGEEE

Fuck off and die

Out of interest what does Sup Forums do if this is true? Like if Trump has taken us for a ride. Obviously destroying the Trump brand would be first up. But I feel that wouldn't be enough.

The world would burn.

>bitch please
no one believes you here

...but she might survive altzheimers long enough to see the elections

i am jesus and my dad is god. he said that trump will win :3