XHamster wants to make Sense8 season 3

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funniest thing I've read in a week

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kek

so crazy it might just work

pornhub rivals netflix and hollywood is threatened by it

>our time has come

You hear so much about pornhub that one would think they have all the money in porn to pull something like this. But here comes xhamster. Damn I need to start a porn sites. Anyone wants to do some porn?

Please god let this happen. Could you imagine if Netflix gets put out of business by fucking pornhub and other porn sites?

>we are we

>so degenerate the only company that wants to touch your series is a porn site

That's amazing. I hope xHamster does this to more shows.

>we know that a series about polymorphous perversity is a hard sell

okay what the fuck is sense8 about? I've only seen Sup Forums shit on it so I decided to skip it.

Might as well considering how many shoehorned gay sex scenes there are

XHamster just streams doesn't it? Which going by this, and Pornhubs charitable actions apparently pays better than making the stuff these days.

It's about 8 random people around the world who are mentally and emotionally linked to each other

Its about people who 'share senses'. 8 interconnected people who can experience basically everything that all the others are experiencing. Its a neat concept, but it goes down the drain real fast because it just starts turning into 10 minute long orgy scenes of all the characters whenever any of them get horny.

Are there any trannies or fags having sex?

Yes, both

Yep. One of them is a tranny "lesbian", one of them is gay.
They all have sex with each other in pretentious orgy scenes. It is ridiculously huge sjw pandering

I watched about 20 minutes into the first episode and one the chicks sounds like a man and she gets fucked with a strap on.

>Netflix but with porn

This is the next step in the master plan.

what they need to do is make hardcore porn with good stories. Why has no one done this yet? If there was a legitimate show like Game of thrones, twin peaks, walking dead, etc.... with characters you can get invested in, and had hardcore sex scenes, I would watch the fuck out of that.

Why has this not been done? Softcore porn has terrible stories and weak as fuck sex scenes

How much money exactly does something like xhamster make?

Really, it is not bad idea. First seasons of GoT are nearly a high budget political porn so porn sites making tv shows is quite of genius

Cream Lemon does that (at least for animu standards)

Whole first episode is basically LGBT and Pride fest.
One of the main characters is a lesbian tranny, first scene she is fucked by her black dyke girlfriend with died hair, who later takes out a rainbow strap-on and says "Happy Pride"
Subtle as brick through the window.
Neat concept but only three characters are interesting:
>German Thief
>Swedish DJ qt3.14
>American Cop

Crime, full penetration, crime...

Needs a Shyamalan twist

>Swedish DJ

ICELANDIC, GET IT RIGHT YOU PLEB

I'd watch a noir influenced porno

Sure. My bad.
Doesn't change the fact that the show is full of special snowflakes. Only good characters are ones facing real problems, not that someone was mean to them and called them a "faggot" : (

The problem is that they don't have money to fund it. It was one of the most expensive shows on Netflix.

The only good character was Van Damn and they fired him for not being gay enough.

This is what happens when you want to be too diverse.

It doesn't say that

What accounts for the expense? Why so expensive?

>trying to have a quick wank
>load up good ol' xHamster
>search for "petite blonde blacked bull"
>go through a few pages
>finally find what I am looking for
>whip it out, start stroking in rhythm with the bull
>cum fast and embarrassingly little
>"This might also interest you..."
>"sense8 Season 2, exclusive on xHamster™"

End of the fifth paragraph.

Doesn't say "we are we". Learn how to read, and don't argue when you're wrong.

Locations I think. since the cast are scattered around the world.

Because every of the 8 characters is a special snowflake living in different country/faraway state/continent, they all directed scenes with them on different parts of the world.
Including, Korea, UK, US, India, Germany etc.
Each episode costed few millions because of that. With time it got way too expensive as the story progressed.

Has a pretty large sense of scale.
Think 'Heroes', if you ever watched that.

Locations probably the primary reason

>It was reportedly an expensive show to create. Last month, producer Roberto Malerba told MSN Entertainment that an average episode costs $9 million. For context, episodes of "Game of Thrones" were once considered expensive at an average of $6 million each -- though they cost even more today.

>IF A SHOW HAS SEX I WOULD FUCKING WATCH IT SO HARD!!!!!!!

Why do you have to inject porn into everything, fucking loser.

>tfw when we could finally get a serious tv show with realistic sex scenes

>non normative sexuality

At least its somewhat self aware.

Does this mean there will be full on sex scenes showing it all?

>Why has no one done this yet?

Porn "actors" can't act

Do they really have the money to make this happen? Sense8 is more expensive per episode than Game of Thrones.

I'd like to see it come back. Also I'm sure if they truly gave the Wachowskis free rein they would do some really weird experimental shit with the show.

Must be pretty great to have some much cash and revenue that you can just commision your favourite TV shows that have been cancelled.

this will be good

i've never seen a passable tranny in porn, sense8 had one, the one who dated Kevin Spacey from matrix

hire normal actors, make them do porn. solved it. Teach porn actors to act, it is actually possible to teach almost anyone to be an ok actor.

>, it is actually possible to teach almost anyone to be an ok actor.

you have never dealt with a slut

they're so dumb literally the only thing they can do right is sucking penis

I would imagine it would be difficult, not inpossible, to find actors that both can act and are willing to film hardcore porn. Like another user said maybe if it was animated it'd be easier

Telepaths who can remote control eachother's bodies.

You don't need intelligence to act well

>Kevin Spacey
Keanu Reeves

>Kevin Spacey from matrix
Keanu Reeves.

Jinx, you owe me a coke

>hire normal actors, make them do porn. solved it

Too expensive, ruins careers

>teach porn actors to act

This could work but that takes time and costs money and the market for well-acted porn series isn't really that big to pay off

Depends on the country

Wait there was a season 2? S1 ended so poorly I never even bothered.

No, but i'll give you a ....(you)

Because most people aren't willing to have sex in front of other people and cameras. I think you fail to realise how degenerate most pornstars really are. Sex for most people is something intimate, not saying that "love" is something that's needed, but it's something they're most comfortable keeping behind closed doors. For pornstars it's different. It's sort of like eating soup.

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What did they mean by this?

There was. I enjoyed season 1 (I just skipped through the orgy and birthing scenes) for being high-concept sci-fi. I got like 4 episodes into S2 before I heard it was getting cancelled and then I stopped because why bother. It'd be coo for it to get revived.

> Why has no one done this yet?

Because it's stupid you retard

because actual hardcore porn you can find in two google searches is better than whatever kind of hardcore porn you would get in a tv show.
sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward.

>xhamster.com/search.php?from=&new=&q=rape&qcat=video

fantasy rape videos are not ok user

you can't ask a video consent

When your show is so trashy it's worthy of a porn publisher

>sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward

Game of Thrones

>The only good character was Van Damn
This. I didn't mind German thief, but Van Damme was the only one I really liked. Korean woman was okay in a campy way, but really only because she had a lot of time with Van Damme.

>sex scenes also don't really move the plot forward.

neither do fake sex scenes and they include them nonetheless

might as well go full hardcore so the actors get aids in real life and keep things interesting

If it hangs out on xhamster, it's asking for it.

it still does not move the plot forward, besides fucking there is nothing else happening in the scene. just implying that they fuck would be already enough but as filler it gets boring FAST.

>neither do fake sex scenes and they include them nonetheless
they should completely remove it and just imply that it happens and then cut to the next subplot.

Sounds like it could have been interesting.

>it still does not move the plot forward

Plot based shows are pleb as fuck. Filler is great if you make it relevant to the characters.

>Plot based shows are pleb as fuck.
nope

>Filler is great
no its annoying, especially filler characters with filler storys that nobody gives a shit about.
like the fat neckbeard in GoT.

kek

They are. The best shows are wide in scope like the Wire or Sopranos which have arguably mastered the art of meaningful filler.

but they also don't feature hardcore sex scenes so how are hardcore sex scenes in any way meanigful filler then?

I wonder how much money Netflix lost on Sense8 and if the porn guys are disposed to lose for a new season.

It depends entirely on how you make them. You can have harcore sex scenes and the important shit happening in the background. You can have characterization through what they like in sex. You can have intentionally unintentional comedy in hardcore sex scenes. It depends entirely on how good the writer and production team is.

You can also have sex be a plot device

Because if you are attractive AND can act in front of a camera why would you be doing porn? Just be a regular actor with zero social stigma or STD risk or icky feelings of fucking people you don't want to in ways that disgust you. Video prostitutes lack a crucial factor for making it as regular actors, that's why they are in porn.

You need intelligence to act as someone intelligent or even average. Dumb people end up looking and sounding dumb on camera. If you make them say "smart" lines it gets even worse. Your best shot is keeping their lines to a minimum and making them rehearse a lot so it sounds somewhat natural.

You really don't.
Look at Brando.

You think Brando was dumb? I don't think so.

Because, honestly, sex doesn't really add anything.

I come from a VN background, which for the past 30 years has been dominated by titles that include hardcore sex depictions.

In all that time, I'd say there were maybe a handful of sex scenes that added anything to the stories, and they could have just as easily been replaced by descriptions and simulated sex for most of the impact. It's really not something anyone should be interested in for a decent show, and there are a lot of devs who obviously forced in sex scenes just for the sake of saleability.

Where pornography shines is in actual porn. I don't need a great story to get off. The real issue is that anyone who has sex for money is never going to be a good actor, because you need so many fucking issues and so little self-worth that nobody with half a brain would ever do porn.

Orson Welles does.

Brando wasn't stupid. He was just really fucking lazy. Only a genius could convince directors to let him read his lines from a baby's diaper.

I hope this degenerate liberal lgbt propaganda show never gets picked up by anyone

That's funny because for most of his career Orson Welles acted borderline retarded due to alcoholism. Maybe Brando was also just under the influence.

He got to do shit like that because he was a living legend. His acting talent was unmatched so people knew he would give them gold as long as they did as he said.

>get put out of business by sense8

have you watched that pile of shit? The constant slowmotion homosexual sex scenes are ridiculous.

>in short we have the eyeballs
And other balls.

Don't care about Sense8, but I'm all for porn sites funding shows.

Welp, time to stop using Xhamster. Didn't it used to have a "rough" category but got rid of that shit and now has female choice, and cuck categories?

It seems sorta suspect to me when a site caters to cuckold shit but wont let you watch anything rough.

Why not Rome? It seams like those tho would walk hand in hand

Jinx doesn't work if it's something obvious like being corrected, dumbass

Right, whenever you search for rape or rough shit you get that fucking "consult a medical professional" bullshit.

But they have fucking massive amounts of cuck shit. It sucks so much to watch people in society disagree with you so much they think you need psychiatric help but their fetishes are A:OK. Fucking SJWs.

>the market for well-acted porn series isn't really that big to pay off

how do u know? Nobody has tried it

xhamster has turned into garbage for a while now
They take down shit instantly and basically all it's become is a bootleg Pornhub where the only things that survive are 5 minute long clips
Also going full retard, like searching the keyword "rape" and it tells you to seek help. Cunt theres a whole subgenre of BDSM thats unsearchable
They're fucking pretentious

Who here /spankbang/

>Nobody has tried it

Caligula. Honestly, what kind of audience do you want to reach? Porn got shorter and plotless because most people don't have time to jack it for half an hour or more and don't really care about why they are fucking.