Release the Crikey!

Australia, your time has come.

You are truly the hero Sup Forums deserves.

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SHART

IN

You called?

This is an Aussie morale thread btw. We need you whipped up in to a frenzy.

porcelein conveince

eh, maybe

MART

Don't play coy. It's fucking Christmas tomorrow for you cunts.

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why are australians so mean?

Fuck that, they're just keeping the toilet seat warm until the real countries can start shitposting again.

You literally can't live on like 80% of your continental landmass because of how shit it is, not to mention the fucking abos and lebos that enrich you so much.

Have fun getting your groundwater fucked by Chinese mineral drilling, you inbred island of rapists and thieves.

Fuck outta here.

Stfu dude, it's banter. You're making US look lame.

Anyways

OUR ELITE AUSSIE TROOPS MUST BE DEPLOYED LAST, YOU FOOL.

SAVE OUR BEST RESERVES FOR THE LAST.

Because you're all cucks

>mfw depressed again
at least this shithole always cheers me up

Let's just make pro-Johson threads tommorow. Shitposting two groups at once, what a time to be alive!

>Australia
HAHAHA every fucking time. God bless you America.

aussies are lovable cunts

YES!

I've been rallying other boards, discussing tactics, and posting memes for hours now.

I have never been so fucking ready.

RULE AUSTRALIA!
RULE Sup Forums
RULE DERAILING
RULE SHITPOSTING!

Just got back from the shops, lads.

Got all the essentials for a marathon shit posting session.

2 slabs of VB
carton of bond street blues
frozen meat pies
chicken tendies
red bull

see you in the trenches

>irrelevant person from an irrelevant "country" making an irrelevant comment
k

The best part about never sleeping and being on Sup Forums 24/7 is that I'm on for prime Aussie hours

SILENCE FOOL!

WE ARE THE FIRST IN!

WE ARE THE LAST OUT

WE ARE THE DAWN AND DUSK

WE MAKE POST FUNNY THINGS ON THE INTERNET!

Do it for him.

you can't even put out a bush fire.

Fuck off we are. We are miserable. Everything in our cuntry wants to kill us and we are so fucking full these days, we're starting to feel like Swedens asshole. The heat. The fucking heat leaf!

Avoid us at all costs.

Just got back from the liquor store, boys.

All I got was Spanish wine.

See you in the trenches, Aussbro.

I just got home from work, what the hell is going on?

I bet you put out, faggot

And i bet you are the catcher homo.

The yanks are ruining everything
again

This coming from the place with the most unoriginal flag ever, and birds that have no fucking wings, like what the fuck? Kiwis are a perfect reflection of you NZ cunts: FUCKIN USELESS DOBBERS.

And I bet money in a casino.

In the arms of the angels.....

do you work night shift or something?

Clinton is giving a speech on the "alt-right" tomorrow so we need you guys to shitpost like hell to make them go away or something

FOOL, WE ARE RISKING AN ALL OUT WAR HERE.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WASTE OUR BEST TROOPS ON THESE KEKS?!

Bah, very well, it seems I must oblige to our Australian commanders here.

If you want to be in the first line, son, you got it.

Just make sure you save some of your men for the last encounter.

Classy

It's 5:30 in the afternoon here dumb yank.

Ye

We will make Dad happy

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rude.

Who am I to argue with a man in a suit playing chess?

I will arrive on the morn, then. At dawn, look to the east.

We are about to be invaded by millions of normies posting shit here

Authorised to use All Red Pill materials

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Hello, my fellow Australian!

There will be possibly a million normies logging on Sup Forums for the first time and CRT is going to try to false flag us and link Trump to our racism.

We need this place to be a fucking disaster in about 10 hours and remain that way for another 8 hours or so after.

>Admitting you want to fuck me
iight cunt, pull em down, I'll suck ya dry

I don't know why this is funny but it is.

This thread is no damn funny! XD I've never seen such a funny thread!

:( I'm sorry.

One day I hope to move to Australia to join the shitposting legion but I dont think I'm worthy yet.

I will bantz like i've never bantz'd before. Whats the eta on this speech?

This is a 98% Anglo countries thread at current

Fuckin RIPPER

Very well, my fellow Americans shall follow suit.

We'll be with you lad, till the end.

Ye take it like a good bitch you sissy little whore.

You know its gonna be good boys!

early-mid morning in aus, just enough time for some weetbix and a beer and off we go

Fuck off were full, mate

Because you're a fucking poofter cunt and I hope all you yuckyanks go stick yer heads in a noongas vayjay.

WHENS THE FUCKING INTERVIEW?

noice

What's the eta? I might watch it live if it's not before 7:00 am

load up boys

The look in that little fuck toy's eyes in making me extremely horny

moa

Make his nose bigger

1300-1500 hours Easter Standard Time.

That's fucking odd as fuck and I love it.

Gather the Shotguns, Bowie Knives, Machetes and suicide Abos!

We need Booze, ammo and more Booze! Let's Take over PARLIAMENT HOUSES Everywhere!

SHIT BOYS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

CLINTON RALLY FROM 3-5am AEST

No petrol for the abbos?

thanks I've seen this asked more than 5 times and nobody has answered before

Kek. It'd work better with Cruz's dick shaped nose.

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>Hungry for Johnson

Yer Irish, ain't yah? If you can live 80% of yer life Drunk, you'll Fit right in Oz, Mate!

if you stopped being such a yank poofter fag then maybe we might of been m8's, but you're not goin to stop anytime soon so fat chance

Sweet

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

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Bet ya faggots would love this

NAH M8, they only need petrol when whitey master race hogs the Booze.

By getting Double Booze, we save the Petrol for our Mad-Max style Cars!

Australia sucks desu and your shitposting is lame

>Clicked on the image
>Image begins loading downwards
>Tits
>Nice
>Dick comes into view
>mfw

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!

OI! OI! OI!

>This bloke
>True blue shit posting his VB watered down piss
>Doesn't know the best end, is a west end
>Probably a sepo cunt using a VPN
BIG UP THE RED TINNIES

So what is our plan?
standard shitpost?
pro-hillary?
anti-hillary?

No you, SEPPO CUNT!

Literally never heard of it before. I drink this anyway.

Anti-Hillary Shitposting is Hillaryous

I just want to die but I keep drinking and smoking herbs everynight so I dont kill myself but then I wake up the next day at 3pm and it all starts again.

At least trump gives me hope for life

Pro hillay with emphasis on how her policies are bad for black people. Pretend that because her policies are bad for black people that we, Sup Forums, like her.

If that goes south, or they start making their own threads to much, just shitpost either unintelligible shit, or stuff on such a high level of irony that the biggest faggot on reddit couldn't decipher it.

This stuff is pretty good and so is Captain Morgan.

Just finished off a bottle of Gentleman Jack earlier

OI OI OI

Well. That's unfortunate. Are there any kind of memes that would cheer you up?

ITS TIME LADS, WEAPONS FREE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We just need the board to be an absolute disaster. It doesn't matter what you post. We could make the fucking board in to a Steve Irwin memorial. The left will be trying to make it look like we are racist and worship Trump. Though true, we need this place a madhouse and indigestible to all the normies.

Keep the cringe down bois.

Because americunts are useless sperm stains

Haha jk m8 you blokes are ok