#NATIONAL BURGERY DAY - SHART IN MART vs SCHEISS IN MAIS EDITION

#NATIONALBURGERDAY

Today we honour the Burger
Let's make our Burgerbros feel less alone after weeks of bullying and show where your culture like to let Nature take over

We Germans like to poo in the cornfields
>Scheiss In Mais
>pic related

>this is considered a good thread on Sup Forums in 2016

>blaze the maize

>german flag
>whiny
>anime pic
>1470368612430.png
>saved from other anime newfag

weeew junge! how many minutes do you have to walk from home to see diversity? 5 minutes? 10 minutes?

A-well-a everybody's heard about the mart
Shart, shart, shart, s-shart in the mart
A-well-a shart, shart, shart, s-shart in the mart(x7)

Mein Gott! How many cousins have you fucked today?

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A-well-a don't you know about the mart?

Well, everybody knows to shart in the mart!
A-well-a shart, shart, s-shart in the mart
A-well-a shart...

Shart in the mart
Sssssssssssssssss... [sharting noises]... aaah!

just kissed

I POO POO ON CTR SHILLS AND SLIDE THREADS

>SHART IN MART
Keep your forced memes on Sup Forums pls

OP is faggot

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Q. Who was the first person to shart in the 'Mart?

A. William Shartner. He boldly went where no man had gone before.

three white asses not non-fat young men

would fuck all

middle guy is probably the best

easier to fuck them after they've removed the impediments

>tfw when midget shart in mart fetish

why are germans obsessed with shit?

>american
>fetish for german soldiers

not surprised jim

same reason we are obsessed with latex, leather, pain, blood, torture and warm champagne

a young white non-fat male butt is a young white non-fat male butt

don't need a fetish for that

just need to be a horny fag

Is it normal to be that smooth? My ass is hairy as fuck.

Low test to be honest.

>Low test to be honest.
no, it's genes

my ass is hairless, except in the crack where there's a little bit

my testosterone level is fine

I also have a hairless chest

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Strange. Im pretty much hairy all over except my back, which I am grateful for.

At first I dident think girls liked it but it turns out they love it.

>trying this hard to force a meme

the days of the SHARTENING have come
we'll all SHART IN MART

DEFECATE IN CALIPHATE

>force a meme
we already forced it, it's now the new favorite meme of Sup Forums

Pooing in the produce is good. Pooing in the produce Isles is another thing

Straight women love masculine traits...who knew! It's almost like we've been conditioned by a certain low test demographic to believe that, as men, our boyish traits are more respected than our masculine traits.

we also shart in france

These threads are pissing off the Amerisharts so much, they soon gets deleted

Can we stop this contrived shot already? Not like we'll ever keep this board filled with good threads and content but there's some things that are really just too forced and cringe to be thrown into everyone's face all the time

Yeah, I wonder who that (((certain low test demographic))) could be?

The german soil needs proper fertilizer

when that song asks what war is good for. you tell them. national shart fetishes. that's what.

we forced it a little too hard and now our asshole hurts and we must wait to push it out again.

>a certain low test demographic

whatever that's supposed to mean

it must depend on the girls