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this meme smells like salty indians

> t. 2/17 white american

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>Bazinga

there's no need to be upset

>Tfw you have to play along so you don't end up sharting yourself
My favorite Mart to Shart in:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsqABAQLjs

Why can't shart in marts handle the bants? Poo in loos take it on the chin like real men

MART

This.

Because it's retarded and makes no sense.

Nah mate, we've just reached the acceptance stage of grief.

your wife's daughter takes it in the chin... and all over her face! ;^)

>American "banter"

DEFILE THE AISLE

Damn. It's like you just sharted on him.

I highly doubt you're British... more like Mudslime behind that flag... but here's something to really make you think...

Have fun.

>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

STOOL IN POOL

Drumf

>MASS KILL
>THE
>PUPILS

The street shitters just end up not posting or using a VPN. Most of them have a Canadian flag.

OMIT THIS YOU SON OF BASTERD BITCH WILL BE A INTERPLANETARY SUPERPOWER BY 2050

U w0t?

When I was on holiday I literally wrote it in my name so people wouldn't confuse me.

Why can't poo in loos catch a train without stinking the whole fucking carriage up?

>implying American vessels ever left the planet

Fat autist?

S H A R T
H
A
R
T in mart

I miss the threads where Indians tried to tell everyone how it totally isn't as bad as we assume, ending up telling us that it is actually ten times worse.

Haha the fuck this guy... Probably even thinks that the moon was made in America aswel.

Only americans think that they are the reason the world turns. America is a clusterfuck of europeans, it are actually all european inventions, america is nothing but one giant melting pot of immigrants, so shut the fuck up you ingorant indoctrinated retarded American.

> inb4 "Muh Belgium non country buhmuhbuh "

>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
how retarted are you ? is this really what they teach you in american schools ?

christ, this reads like a KANGZ post

we learned from the best, americans are saudi cucks

we only like you for your military power anyway, just like everyone else in the world

Guess they don't have Sup Forums in Belgium... has to come to the American version of it and speak it's language.

Nice. Very nice. Sure doesn't look like America is making the world turn... or the internet on some kid on the internet from Belgium.

;^)

>designated shitting aisle
lost

Mfw I pass a Movement in the Department everytime.

CTR SLIDE THREAD
sage report hide

Oh boi, did OP say shart?
A-well-a everybody's heard about the mart
Shart, shart, shart, s-shart in the mart
A-well-a shart, shart, shart, s-shart in the mart(x7)
A-well-a don't you know about the mart?

Well, everybody knows to shart in the mart!
A-well-a shart, shart, s-shart in the mart
A-well-a shart...

Shart in the mart
Sssssssssssssssss... [sharting noises]... aaah!

Belguim getting ass blasted by pasta similar to how their citizens got blasted early this year by mudslimes!

Sure is summer in here! :^)

SHART

Whoa the butthurt is REAL

Why don't amerifats just accept that most of their population consists of white trash retards and savage subhumans? You guys are #1 because you are the kike flag ship now. How does it feel that the kikes you bash allday are the reason you are a superpower?

>Guess they don't have Sup Forums in Belgium... has to come to the American version of it and speak it's language.
english not american, clue is in the name.
>Sure doesn't look like America is making the world turn
it doesn't only americans believe that.
>or the internet on some kid on the internet from Belgium.
this sentence doesn't even mean anything.

IN

>it's language
>it is language

Isn't it embarrassing when a foreigner knows your language better than you do?

>be proud American
>have the Stars and Bars proudly flying from flagholder I tig welded to my truck bed
>be hungry from long day of eating burgers
>need more groceries and lube anyway
>head to WAL-MART
>get electric cart, get lube and some other items
Remember - always get groceries last. If the batteries on your scooter dies perishable items can spoil bc the EMS crew might take a long time to get there

Anyway
>heading down aisles, getting staple foods of living like white bread, pizza rolls, and mini frozen eclairs
>suddenly feel rumbling beneath my third roll
>could be gas, a heart attack, or a bowel movement, I'm not completely sure so back to shopping
>feel it again near the Pepsi end of the soda aisle
>grip onto the shelf for support and lift one cheek to let the fart out
>sweet relief is mine
>continue shopping, get my items,pay at the automated checkout and leave (fuck minimum wage, robots are the future)
I just couldn't stop wondering what that dripping noise was that followed me all the way back to my Handi-Capable person van

Oh well, 6/10 day. Eating dinner now

this kill the roach

whoa there mehmet, don't push them over the edge. they have guns

>turkey

lol.