Celebrity homes thread

>Jay-Z and Beyoncé's new home in Bel-Air has 30,000 square feet of living space, four pools and a wellness and spa center, sources say.

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>AY YO WE'Z BEIN' OPPRESSED N SHIET

I think it's sort of retarded to spend a fortune on keeping the lights on in a place the size of a fucking stadium but then i'm not retardedly rich.

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i live in a mansion, much smaller than that of course

its shit, requires so much maintenance

if you want to have a family wouldnt you want to have them nearby? its like raising your family in a high school

just gaudy retarded people mimicking what they think upper class people do

>four pools
Okay come on now. That's a single regular pool with a staircase going down the middle of it, plus a bonus pool on the roof. At BEST you can say you're working with 1.5 pools

>buying a house in la in 2017 and not moving down to austin

>haha chyeah brah being attractive and desirable is shit
>women want to have sex with you all the time and people instantly like/trust you, it requires so much maintenance
sob

This, makes no sense unless you're moving in like the whole fucking clan

For two people without kids it's stupid vanity

Anthony Hopkins' place looks comfy

yeah 30k square feet is basically a complex. it's like an office building or something instead of a home. doesn't really make sense unless they're planning on having tons of people around all the time; it's more space than anyone can even use.

Ramsay's house seems pretty reasonably sized.

You think those rooms dust themselves? the lawn maintain themselves? youre paying people to intrude in your home, you need to trust them, how do you trust a fucking cleaner? he makes ten dollars a year and youre leaving around expensive shit all the time

and now your children are 400m away raising themselves like turbo autists because you decided you wanted to live in a 4 storey mall

its fucking stupid

poorfags become moderately wealthy and think because kings and queens lived in castles it must be what rich people do

those fucking people didnt even live in castles, they just owned them, they had their own small homes far away from poorfags protected

dipshit new money assholes

i guarantee jayz and beyonce are so fucking stupid they think the royal family lives in buckingham palace

finally living that fresh prince life they always dreamed of.

Emily Blunt

>Actors John Krasinski and Emily Blunt have listed their Hollywood Hills West home for $8 million, Trulia reports. The 4,800-square-foot residence has six bedrooms and four-and-a-half baths, and it sits on a 15,700-square-foot lot. The couple, who are parents to a daughter, purchased the dreamy contemporary for $1.59 million back in 2009, so they stand to make a hefty profit if they sell anywhere near asking price. Krasinski and Blunt are also trying to sell a home they own in Ojai, California, which they bought for $2.15 million in 2012. The couple own another home in the Hollywood Hills, which they purchased for $2.58 million in 2014.

he has good taste. too many rich people go straight to modernist shit instead of classics.

>be fifth richest person on the planet
>get small home with no backyard space at all
What did Zuck mean by this?

>this guy hasn't seen the secret tree pool yet

I have a three bedroom house and it's more space than I need.

I have my main bedroom, my "office" with my computer and animu figures, my gym and my cinema room (a couch and a projector with about 2m^2 of empty space

Whats the point in having a house like that? that isn't a home.

which "mega star" has the humblest abode?

like a one bedroom apartment or a small log cabin out in the sticks

he realizes he doesn't need a bigger house.

the flags are super weird though.

>I don't get paid enough like privileged men guise :,(

This, only tasteless noveau-riche niggers, slavs, or arabs would buy OP's pic.

>I-I'm really patriotic guys!

wonder how much of a disaster his 2020 run will be

AYY
U BE SAYING
WE WUZ
LIVING IN A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL N SHIT?

Can i live there? i can coo/ck/

>Will Smith's "House"

True but knowing him you'd think he would have more backyard space, still he does have that place in Hawaii that he stole from natives out there and built a wall around while tweeting against that.

to be frank man any kind of real estate in the bay area is pantsonhead retarded now. You can sell hypershitty 60's ranch homes with original curry-shit colored formica in them for millions of dollars.

the hilarious thing about Mark "big dickin" Zuckerberg is him trying to buy all the houses around his to make his lot bigger and the city telling him to fuck off lol. He gets to personally spy on over a billion people because of his stupid thumb website and he gets owned by a planning commision lol

sand people

Elijah Wood is that you?

Looks like a Scientology compound.

zuck has like 10 houses, he even stole an entire island from native hawiians via lawyers/courts

>when i wake up i wanna feel like im in a shitty mexican 4 star resort

The absolute fucking state of Sup Forums

I can cook too so unless you'll be my sex slave I'm not interested.

My worry is that eventually time will get to me and I'll hook up with some plain jane who will try to impose herself on my house.

I have everything as I like it and I can't imagine someone else living there. For instance my set of drawers and my wardrobe in my bedroom. Would she want to put her clothes in there? Horrible to think about.

How much water does it take to keep his yard green? Aren't there always restrictions and shit out there?

I recognize that monstrosity from some shitty TMZ video with Kanye West, I don't know why anybody would blow off money on that exterior.

I can be your slave in a non-sexual way

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No you already sound too uppity for a slave.

I'll take it over those fucking got and simpsons threads any day, at least we're learning new info here.

Here's P. Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/whatever's house, reminder that a few years back he was begging arabs for free oil for his jet lel

they sold that house to Kendall Jenner and she already put it on the market too. tmz.com/2017/08/09/kendall-jenner-unloads-west-hollywood-home-escrow/

Manors and estates were also designed as a secure place for a rich fuck to live with his kids, and his grandkids, and sometimes his ancient parents, and his less successful siblings, and their kids

People in the East still live like this in many places, look up the Hakka and the Qalat

I gotta imagine this feudal stuff will make a big comeback as law and civil discourse disintegrates

If i had the money for a mansion i'd want a place with a big backyard, with a nice woods/forest behind it so i could take the dogs on long walks easily. And a secret man cave that is accessed by a fake bookcase door.

>Our sources say Kendall has a buyer on the line for the home that was burglarized earlier this year. It's also the house where a crazed fan followed her up her driveway.

jesus

None of these places are "homes" but I imagine none of the people that live in these houses have time for a "home". They probably spend most nights in a hotel or something.

I hear it's because going out is a hassle for celebs. Their homes have pretty much everything you could want to do for leisure. Bowling alleys, movie theaters, personal chefs, game rooms, pools, tennis, basket ball, gyms, etc. And someone like JayZ definitely has a home studio to work in. They could have lots of friends/family over and it wouldn't feel crowded at all.

It's not that money means less to them or that they don't understand it. Spending that much on heating/cooling seems nuts to you or me. The standard of living vs cost of living has a slightly inverse relationship as you get richer. Think of yourself living comfortably on whatever income, say $70k a year, and think about how much you'd pay to heat/cool a moderately sized home. Well when you're as rich as Jay Z the ratio between the income and the cost probably decreases a little bit. Just because they have so much income over you. Even though they do pay more in utilities, the ratio is smaller. So that 30k square foot home becomes affordable and not that crazy for all the creature comforts it provides. People don't understand how much easier it is to stay rich one you are rich. You kind of end up spending less money on things if you look at all the ratios of life's costs.

can't run from a .38 go ahead and try.

>tfw the Biltmore Estate is the ultimate comfy version of that with a castle and woods for miles on end

nobodies touring that much

i guess shilling out for your own tennis court or something makes sense if it's not really possible for you to go to a club or the park like a regular person.

I miss MTV cribs

>i guarantee jayz and beyonce are so fucking stupid they think the royal family lives in buckingham palace
they don't? they got like flats and shit?

shitty mcmansion

i feel like these are all homes that poor people think rich people would live in.

People need to realize that actors and musicians aren't actually intelligent people.
They get a bunch of money and they do what they think rich people do, buy ridiculous houses and cars with no regard for anything but "living the high life"
There is a reason the majority of them need agents,managers and accountants

Not a home but still intriguing.

>All those flags
God Zuckerberg is such a fucking cuck asshole. Such some more state cock why don't you bro.

>People don't understand how much easier it is to stay rich one you are rich.

NOT when you blow out your expenses trying to maintain useless garbage like a bowling alley, that is exactly how you stop having money

Rich people stay rich by maintaining an income and not spending money, thats the simple mechanism

Other ostensibly rich people get debt and live off credit and die with nothing to leave to their children except the knowledge of how to acquire debt

It's not touring, it's just the celebrity life style.

I know that gavin free from the slow mo guys on youtube says he spent two weeks out of a year in the air because he travelled for work so much. This is a e-celeb. Also Jimmy Carr the british comedian said that one year he only was at his house for one day and that was christmas.

Clarence House is a royal residence in London, situated on The Mall, in the City of Westminster. It is attached to St. James's Palace and shares the palace's garden. For nearly 50 years, from 1953 to 2002, it was home to Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother.[1] It has since been the official residence of Charles, Prince of Wales, and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

My home is small but I feel very rich in life.

Skywalker Ranch always looked really classy, George has good taste in real estate.

Not a castle by any stretch, just a nice little place where the whole family can live

Whatever the fuck the celebrities in this thread are doing is hilariously misinformed

The best thing about these homes is with all the service vehicles coming and going, it's easy to sneak in whores without the paparazzi getting wise.

I'm saying that for some rich people, having a bowling alley is like you having a video game console. It's just not that much of an expense for them. JayZ and Beyonce are that rich. They also are going to be lifelong producers meaning they'll have millions rolling in until they die. They're not some people who won then failed at the stock market or a one-hit-wonder. People that rich and with that kind of income can barely spend enough. Someone like Bill gates isn't going to die poor.

The median salary for an NBA player is $5 million per year. 60% of NBA players are bankrupt five years after retirement.

Amusingly enough, the NBA has both the highest paid *and* the most bankrupt players of any professional sports league

okay but that place is actually huge. do they occupy all four stories?

according to some forum I just found Clarence House is 16,000 square feet, only half as small as jay-z and beyonce's. it's just more vertical.

The Royal family do live in Buckingham palace though. Not the whole thing obviously but the Queen has Royal apartments for when she has to be in London. the majority is taken up by state rooms, servants quarters and office space. Though apparently she hates it and would rather stay at Windsor castle.

The bottom story is probably all command, security etc.

I bet they live on floors 2 and 3.

Warren Buffet's home is also comparatively quaint. I guess it's only nigger rich celebs that go and buy military compounds for homes.

Oprah's place looks nice

Too stuffy

I'd go with an ultra-modern 4-bedroom in a really nice neighborhood.

Warren Buffett has a famously weird disdain for luxury. I think the guy autisticly enjoys making money more than he does actually having money

This is literally all you need, all these overly big mansions seem so fucking unnecessary

he also owns like 20+ homes. i don't think he even lives in the one in omaha much at all; it's mostly a gimmick for his public image.

staying in a castle when youre on official duty isnt the same as living there

when rich idiots buy huge mcmansions theyre, i assume, aiming to live in these garbage homes

What's the property value though? Value isn't only determined by the size of the home. There's shitty 3br houses all over CA that are worth millions because of the land.

Most of those are likely investments, but I don't doubt he's living in a handful of them on a rotation.

It's almost as if giving stupid people money doesn't stop them from being stupid.

spielberg

>wtf wheres the 50,000 mile circus with midget cannon? dis nigga broke or wat?

>two Americans are dumb for not knowing some useless trivia about Britain's version of the Kardashians

Well he bought it for 31k in 1958, and now it's valued at about 1-2 million depending on the source.

>that long ass walk from the courts to the pool

Jesus, I want to be one of the scam artists who make these abominations to sell to retard hollywood stars.

>americans think the royal family is anyway comparable to some slut and some black guy

what is wrong with you?

That's because he owns tons of other properties and tries to play himself off as being a common man while making shady business dealings

Yeah! They're not the same at all. Dumb burgerclaps. The Kardashians are way more chaste!

AND setup the maintenance company that handles the ongoing contract to keep the piece of shit up to scratch

>you need all these things Will AND I am the best one to keep it up to scratch because who knows it more than the builder? give me the shekels

The royal family is tabloid shit on par with the kardashians.

I do not understand how people can stay in places that large. I would get paranoid that someone could be living in a part of the house and I would never realize it.

If i had that kind of money I would buy a decent amount of land so I could have some privacy and just make my home cozy. Bring whatever luxuries I want in but nothing too outrageous.

They do live in them though. Windsor Castle is the worlds largest inhabited castle and it' where she's planning to go into semi-retirement. I think the difference between the royal palaces and Mcmansion is that although they live in them, they only ever intend occupy a small corner of space, banqueting rooms and throne rooms aren't much use to live in, but are still there.

Also this website is great if you like laughing at dumb Mcmansion architecture choices
>mcmansionhell.com/post/163219529821/50-states-of-mcmansion-hell-ravalli-county

>that
>reasonable

tabloids make them tabloid shit, theyre a historical artefact you fucking spastic americans

i dont even like monarchs but to compare fucking retarded porn stars with people of influence in economics and national policy

fucking hell you cunts are shit

based

Bet he posts on Sup Forums and /vg/

>artefact
Ok Ahmed.
>people with influence in economics and national policy
So not the royal family?

Not sure he tries to pretend like he's an average Joe with money, so much as that he doesn't fit into the same mold as a celebrity who has to give off a certain appearance to the public through lavish displays of wealth.

Actually I think it's pretty comparable

Didn't Nicolas Cage own a bunch of castles and shit before going bankrupt?