Be american

>be american
>shit in pants while en route to join the military to pay off student debt
>fight in desolate shithole for the jews' oil
>rotate back home, get shot
>die because hospital costs $20 000

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>Be Finland

wow man that's just too far.

that's unrealistic

SAVAGE
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Will drive to the cozy forests of the upper midwest.

Run in the Paavo Nurmi half marathon.

Eat at a cozy supper club.

Maybe smoke a fine cigar.

>Be American
>Elect Clinton

Kek fucking yanks

>join the military to pay off student debt

what? Did you stop on the way to refill your electric car with gasoline?

Thanks papa

I LOVE YOU DAD

No worries, son.

>Sup Forums tier greentext shit posts
>A FUCKNG LE- BLUE PLUS SIGN

NO BULLY FINLAND

>the only true heir of the Holy Roman empire
>sons of the Great Khan
>forefathers of russians
>greatest place on earth
>smartest people in europe
>whitest nation on the planet

WE

>Be Fin
>go to store to buy bread with rocks
>Russians invade
>shot in the leg
>rotate to go to hospital
>raped by "refugee"
>decide fuck it, crawl home with bleeding anus.
>reach Mongolian house
>proceed to bitch about murica on an image board

>Be Canadian
>Elect Trodouche

>>the only true heir of the Holy Roman empire

That empire that fell apart due to internal incompetence bought on by female empowerment?

You sure are their heirs, lad.

>be this buttblasted

WUZ

>you will never be finnish
Why do I have to experience these feelings?

...

Only thing you've offered the world is a couple of decent hockey players.

So much asspain, maybe you need to release.
Remember to POO IN LOO Pahjeet

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If it weren't for us, the whole scandinavian peninsula would be russian clay.

>If it weren't for us, the whole scandinavian peninsula would be russian clay.

Hugely improved, less feminist/SJW shit, no muslims and no "diversity" ???

THANKS, FINLAND.

>be objectively the #1 country in the world
yeah... i hate my life

>be american
>shopping at a comfy american mart
>get a rumbly in my tumbly, but I see the bathroom stalls are only a few isles away
>mart atmosphere is too comfy, feel my bowels instinctively relax
>release the most impressive shart I've had since two days ago

any other ameribros have this problem?

>tfw your fetish is now a meme

>he thinks there aren't muslims in Russia
>he thinks nordic countries are worse than Russia

>>he thinks nordic countries are worse than Russia

Not necessarily yours, but jesus fuck, Sweden.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Liberal cucks can only be who they are because others protect them from the real fallout of diversity.

Swedes can only be who they are because Finns protect them from the real fallout of invasion.

Hah, stupid Mongs think they're the heir to Rome.

It's quite obvious that Great Britain was the original heir to Rome.

I mean, look at former British colonies.

>Swedes can only be who they are because Finns protect them from the real fallout of invasion.

So Finland is to blame for Sweden not having its wake up call and revolution?

The eternal Fin, strikes again.

Fuck off, Putin shill. We could be 100% Muslim and still be better than Russia.

>We could be 100% Muslim and still be better than Russia.

Only a fucking Swede could say this.

>be Finland
>go to monthly dolphin hunt
>go home
>freeze to death in front of Merkel idol

How does one possibly shit that much in one go?

S-sauce? For research purposes only.

>We could be 100% Muslim and still be better than

No one. Better than no one at all. You would be a constant war zone with no peace.

Wew, lads. I hope you are not paid in Rubels for your fine work.

Yeah but think of the HUMN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS
In Russia you can't even be a demisexual transgression and get married in a Protestant Islamic Secular Spiritual church with a bisexual furry who identifies as a helicopter but only on tuesdays.

Can you believe it? It's the current year even Gabon is better than Russia the human development charts say so.

lol Poortugal ganking all the wallets

>suicide
>alcoholism
>Next to Sweden

Better than your currency, the Saudi riyal.

Can't tell if trolling... or actually thinks more Muslims = stable country...

Move to Syria m8, do it.

what the fuck dude

>post-brexit gbp

>american reading comprehension

how cucked do you have to be to spend your time defending america on Sup Forums

Shut the fuck up you crooked toothed mohammad you lost all rights to have an opinion
choke on a fucking willy you inbred billy

>LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING KEKOLD HOLY SHIT

o i am laffing

Fuck off, Scotland.
>Hurrr why would you defend a country that speaks your language and was a former colony hurrrrr

Scots don't understand.

Consider suicide

go shit your pants in asda you honorary sharter

Scotland, you vote exactly like London does.

London is full of niggers.

Therefore, you are the niggers of the UK.

Accept it and move on (Literally, hold a 3rd independence referendum and fuck off)

Bad news if you served in the armed forces most of your medical will be free or covered by the VA. Well mine is. As to fighting for the Jew oil well they pay better than 90% of other jobs with the bonus that I got to kill all the sand niggers I wanted to. My only regret is we didn't kill them all.

>suicide
not really a problem. difference between other countries is really small
>alcoholism
this is a meme. we drink the same amount of alcohol as most western countries
>Next to Sweden
you don't have to go to Sweden.

>be finnish
>be mostly mongolid
>be less than irrelevant in the world stage

>>suicide
>not really a problem. difference between other countries is really small

LOL

I'm more concerned about how you can shit so fucking much. Man, she ate a bucket of fucking chili before going to sleep or what ?

I have the same regret my brother

Free pills after you lost your limbs and found your wife fucking a nigger don't help you much.

We may yet get to try again keep stocking up on ammo. See you on the streets one day when we purge this shit from our own nation.

Holy shit I got warned for bullying Americans

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>mart
Nice proxy faggot. Try again.
There are no "marts" in America.
We have mother fucking super markets.
Go make me a sammich babe.

>be burger
>doesn't realize that finns being mongols is a meme and the slant eyes have nothing to do with mongols

that's about 5 suicides for every 100k people more than EU average. not a big deal

Gypsies man they always have some shit to say online. Go stake some vampires son.

> trying this hard to defend yourself
There is always truth in memes chang.

>making shit up
I suppose when your country's most famous figure is embellished to hell and back then making shit up just comes naturally

Is this real?!

That was a gyppo tier thread and really you should've been banned for it.

Lol, I can't wait to watch Scotland leave the UK.
Then I'll fucking laugh when they join the EU and it falls apart 5 years later.
Thus is the life of a Scot.

ofc there is. too bad you won't find any proof for finns being mongols, because recent studies confirmed that we don't have anything to do with asians either. keep memeing while i continue my life as WHITE man from the WHITEST country on earth. FEELS GOOD

>Then I'll fucking laugh when they join the EU

They're already been told that 2 countries would veto them joining.

Not even the EU would have them, lol.

Preach it man.

America go back to your fridge

If they can't get their gibsmedats from the EU what do you think are the odds of them leaving the UK, then?

I love scat porn

>what do you think are the odds of them leaving the UK, then?

They've said "No" twice already. They wont leave.

I'd love nothing more than for them to stop being cunts, but they just don't have it in them. I want to embrace them as my countrymen, as I do the Irish and Welsh, but they have a deep fucking hatred for us, because of shit that happened hundreds of years ago.

Romania, I can't say anything about you that hasn't already been said.

Please, shut the fuck up and let us adults converse, I don't have any children for you to abduct.

>be Finland
>be irrelevant

So you ate those too?

Why would you save that on your computer? I never knew that much shit could exist in a persons at one time.

Asian people are smart.
Not surprised.

>so you ate those too
Oh, Gypsy, it's hard to be homeless, isn't it?

I'm conducting a survey, so tell me: how many children have you mutilated for begging purposes this month?

>our country isnt shit cause we have a lot of people!

Nice argument mate

So you did!

spanish guy calling an american mate.

nice proxy aussfag

>not an argument

JAJAJAJAJAJ

XDDDDD

Nobody likes ham planets!

just stick to being meme factories faggot

thanks for the compliment mate!

cuckoldry?

I've been to Finland and you all look like you were born in a yurt.
Your also irrelevant and im not your m8 besides i just came here to shitpost because Ghengis khan up there started it.

Stick to your food America, intelligent discussion is not for you!

Yes because this post is a shining example of intellectualism

nice try but that is sami. oh and just in case your small american brains can't understand this picture:
Norway has over 5 times more samis than us, yet people never call them mongols. oh well, i like this meme, especially when uneducated idiots like you use it and probably even believe it. have a nice day in the land of freedom!

>Being less relevant than a country full of niggers and Mart Sharters

I'll take it mate

Gypsy, you've done nothing but throw out tired old memes this whole time.
Maybe you should move on, m8.
There's other threads for you to shit upon with your swanky original one-liners.