Childhood is wanting Hermione

Childhood is wanting Hermione.

Adulthood is _________________

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Staying the fuck away from Emma's feminist ass.

Hermione is the only answer.

realizing you can't have her

inb4 forced pasta

when you realize that you are much too old to be making threads on an online imageboard about a fictional character in a children's fantasy novel series

How about wanting to have a fake romance with a character from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Home Alone 2

Adulthood is wanting younger Hermione

still wanting Hermione

This

realizing that Judy is superior in every way

Emma may be qt but her head is so far up her ass.

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Adulthood is wanting Harry and Ron and Draco. In your bed. Hugging. Tight.

>there's an ocean of hermione porn

>its all old and busted hermione

everything is shit

On point

She needs something else up her ass if you know what i mean

A lot of porn websites refuse to host drawn loli porn

Reminder that the fbi is watching this site
Reminder this thread is a honeypot thread

... realizing that Hermione is a character in a series of books and films adapted from those books, but wanting to go balls-deep into the (now adult) actress who played Hermione in the series of films.

Being attracted to loli art is not illegal in the US

Pansy

not watching harry potter movies

realizing that you were right all along.

no

Luna Lovegood

Why she became so ugly when becoming an adult? I coudn't watch Beauty and Beast because of that.

fuck

Manchildhood is wanting Cho.

>The Great Gatsby
>God-Tier
this is literally used to teach children about the basics of symbolism. it's about as complex as The Scarlet Letter. rest is fair, though you're a pointless ass

Ginny

Dear lord what am I looking at

T H I C C & G I N G E R

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Not sure why this site is still so anti-feminist when most feminism only benefits men.

also user the answer you are looking for is "realizing hermione makes more sense"

>Not sure why this site is still so anti-feminist when most feminism only benefits men.
Had a sensible chuckle.

>he lets women outsmart him.

adulthood is realizing that mixing with a dirty mudblood like her is the reason why the old magic bloodlines are so weak and why there are so man damn squibs all of a sudden.

Wanting the superior ginny
Emma Watson is overrated

>Emma Watson is overrated

The best thing anyone has posted in this thread

Damn that's creepy got anymore?

Depends on what you find creepy about it, but probably.

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Definitely creeped. More user

>Atlas Shrugged
>God-tier
I wonder if any of shitters posting this list have actually tried reading this crap

>reading
Bioshock was goty user, ayn rand is amazing.

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british "women"

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Wanting Malfoy to have been a female tsundere for Harry

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Is this a fucking Junji Ito thread now?

Why not both?

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I wasnt planning on posting any junji but if you want I can see what I have....

I'd like to have my head up her ass if you know what I mean

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Adulthood is being able to cum in the first few seconds of hermione showing up on screen in the first movie.

transitioning into Hermione

Like Bailey Jay Granger?

based "No!" poster

>when most feminism only benefits men
lel goodest of goys

>Brave New World not in the same category or higher than 1984
>The Great Gatsby and les miserables in highest category

This has to be an elaborate ruse

Movie Ginny is shit in every possible way.

>when most feminism only benefits men.
Please explain how a female supremacist movement benefits men.

Luna

Only correct answer, they had such sweet scenes together where they were shown to be outsiders and similar. Yet he ended up with the turbo muggle.

wtf I love anime now

Adulthood is "No!"

wanting to impregnate Hermione

How can she look at herself in the mirror anymore is beyond me. You know every person that meets her is thinking about this.

>gets sent to prison for rape after having sex with a woman that has drank some alcohol beforehand
Gee, that sure helped a lot.

>Not sure why this site is still so anti-feminist when most feminism only benefits men.
You mean with things like the instabul convention which not only claims men never get domestically abused but also ensures that politicians never create laws that would help those men? Yeah, it's not like there are reasons for the male suicide rates

wanting Rita

>Emma is a complete man hating nutjob in real life
>listening to her speak is like stabbing yourself in the eardrums, she cant construct coherent sentences and lack any understanding of life outside of her rich star life

feels bad man

He can't, because it's bullshit.

Adulthood is wanting her. CLAIMED.

Bum-fucking Emma Watson would make her a better person.

By fucking her ass you are keeping her head out of it.

I want to have your children.

Bajinkies

prime Emma, before all that feminist bullshit

Now she's untouchable essentially. Like a ghost who randomly appears from time to time to promote feminism. All of her films have been shit since Harry Potter with the exception of Beauty and the Beast (which she also used to promote feminism)

>except beaty and the beat
That was also shit and she can't sing

Is this porn?

She looks like a bulldog

British bulldog