>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
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Jonathan Ward
>trump holds a rally in TEXAS
even drumpf sees the writing on he wall...
Asher Morales
no title ? fuck man, this is horrible. I now support cruz
Thomas Lee
Why don't we ever hear anything about Tim Kaine?
He is actually on the campaign trail isn't he?
Has he done any speeches?
Liam Johnson
What the fuck is up? I come to Sup Forums and suddenly Trump said he's not going to deport any illegals or build a wall?
