HAPPENING MERKLE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT SHE'S DEAD

wfsb.com/story/32839004/germany-merkel-killed-in-assassination-subject-on-run-right-wing-afd-members-predicted

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING MERKEL GOT SHOT HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

GET IN HERE

sage

OMG HEA RIGHT MERKELS BEEN KILLED TIRB ON CNN

Nice try Abdul.

WUT

>That moment when you're suffering from Happening Withdrawals

Don't get me excited for nothing you pleb.

>Open thread
>Tab changes to "our apologies"

Yeah I'm sorry as well

Germany is starting to get up there with Canada in terms of the worst posters on the board

She just got a shot at a bar.

Maybe vorka

...

My heart went from zero to hundred to zero in mere one second
>yyyYYYYEEEaaahhh.....
KYS

>Attempt
>it succeeds

Fucking retard. Learn English.

I hope you die in a fire, you unwashed bundle of sticks.

>implying the weak spineless nu males that currently call themselves german could pull this off

Fuck you, almost got me excited.

Canada are just copying Australia, but are not funny enough to be liked for it.

Holy fuck

It's real.

This is the gunman, they found his video.

You must first attempt something to achieve it. Not fully incorrect.

>see thread
>see wefsb
>see replies
yeah its not happening

'Happening' is abused almost as much as 'redpill' these days.

Dammit achmed.

Hello newfriend.

Faggot op

it aint easy being green

Assassination attempt

attempt

>she's dead

She's in Prague getting booed and shat at.