How do I beat the Jewish "justice" system quick?

How do I beat the Jewish "justice" system quick?
I've been a pretty law abiding citizen my whole life. Do drugs every once in a while but nothing major.
Last week I fucked up. Did something pretty serious and now i'm being charged with a felony. What should I do?
Can't really afford a good lawyer. I don't want to get screwed by some kike judge.

A good jew lawyer oughta do the trick…… ironically

You could try summoning Goetic demons. Some cultists in the 60s got away with chaining up a boy, but made few pacts with the demons to win the case. IT was later dismissed.

SUMMON DEMONS if you got no lawyer and money its your last hope if you dont run away from law

Don't want to work with a Jew, sure he'll find a way to screw me. But I can't afford a lawyer anyway.

>did something pretty serious
>facing a felony
>can't afford a lawyer

dumbass. you can't afford not to have a lawyer.

prepare to get longdicked up the butt if you plan on handling this yourself.

Bad timing senpai, prison is a war zone right now.

>gonna get raped by 8 niggers them stabbed to death

What did you do? How serious we talking?

>Can't really afford a good lawyer
Too bad, enjoy prision

Alright but this is really dumb. I literally just turned 18 so it's dumb kid stuff you know?

>Turned 18 and my dad bought me my first gun
>Go out in backyard shooting stuff fur a while but it got boring.
>Live on a quiet street but there's this black asshole who rides by on a bike every day with his fucking straight brim hat, saggy jeans, and BLASTING this shitty music from a boombox mounted to his bike. Like it's a fucking low rider or something.
>Friend dares me to shoot his bike, blow out a tire just to scare him.
>I'm a good shot so I decide to do it.
>End up shooting the guy in the head. Swerves into the street and gets hit by a mail truck.

So basically I shot this unarmed black guy for no reason and killed him. Yadda yadda yadda now I'm being charged with impersonating a police officer.

Leave the country back to your homeland mexico.

this please...

be more specific

so anyways, if you are serious and not trolling, what felony were you charged with, and what put you in the vicinity of the offense?

Proof or fuck off.

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Yeah, youre full of shit. Gas yourself

This actually happened and i believe (You)

nice troll

>Americans getting butt hurt by a pretty good joke

Surprise, surprise.

>dumb kid stuff
>shooting at someone
get in jail and don't come out, your literally fucking white trash.

Pffffy hahahahaha!!!

>impersonating a police officer
>lost

Beg for money for a good lawyer and keep your mouth shut until you get one.

Well done OP. Lost my shit.

Either illiterate or buttmad from nigger dicks.

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>pretty law abiding
>do drugs every once in a while
>What do?
Fix your perspective. Everyone has a bias to see themselves in the best light. Now that the court is putting your life in the spotlight it is time to take a good hard look at it for what it really is. Also, work with your PD not against him. He or she is ethically required to present your case as best as possible. The typical PD has dozens of cases they are working on and making it difficult only makes it harder to do so (and less incentive to do it any better than is necessary to avoid a malpractice suit).

Hire a Jewish lawyer.

>Yadda yadda yadda now I'm being charged with impersonating a police officer

Fucking lost.
You win OP..

Holy shit, this was actually pretty funny b8. That's rare for Sup Forums.

top marks

Please include me in the screencap

>top marks
He literally missed the shot

If you pay him he'll help you, Jews aren't out to screw everyone over. You're a fucking idiot for breaking the law anyway, enjoy prison dumbass.

it took me 20 seconds too long to realize this was a joke

well meme'd friendo

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>What should I do?

don't take the first deal, shart in mart

I would go with any lawyer who represents policemen when they get charged, the PBA lawyer is the way to go

I did the same thing, youll get 5 yrs probation with a good lawyer

>impersonating a police officer
TOP KEK

also
>all these faggots who don't get the joke
These are 4d bantz

You beat it by not being a fucking degenerate idiot
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