What does he say again?

What does he say again?

I'll be unhelpful, ma'am.

I have a use for you.

BAZINGA

user, please stop attacking George, the Hero of Dunkirk.

Get them on board, I'll call it in.

We all float out here Georgie.

I'll call it in, sir

"I'll be useful, sir."

Jesus Christ, is this the type of humour that lingers around here? I'm fairly new to this website as a whole and I'd say about half the things I see are funny and the other half are painfully unfunny. Like, questionably unfunny to the point where I wonder if there is an inside joke I'm unaware of.

Is it just because you guys have butchered your personalities and sense of humour with solitary confinement? Or am I missing something?

Nazis?

reddit: the post

Brrrraaaappptftf

spotted the triggered britbong

He'd be kind of cute if it weren't for his weird looking face.

>le unironic redditor

Commit suicide by cops.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get

>he’s be cute if he was cute
No shit

h;es dead mate

>I want young cyclops from X-Men
>he's busy, but i have this other option
>say no more

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Oh my god... you did not just type that all out right now right? LOL

You have to go back, faggot

yeah, I did, kid.

I honestly can't tell if I'm being baited right now

I honestly can't figure out what's satire anymore

...

(You)

I think he's cute in a weird way.
But I also have shit taste, so who cares.

ha..movie references.

I feel like this has some sort of a point to it. Like the idea that boys think they'd be of any use in war when in reality they'd just get themselves killed

why didn't they just kick him off the boat an tell him to fuck off back to the docks?

>The Virgin Help cracks his head open and dies

>The Chad Aide spots fighter planes, assists soldiers and serves his father on the boat well

WOAH really made me think you must have an IQ in the double digits!

"Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

>That's a big boat

Niggers Must Be Hung Now (hence no black characters in the film)

Britons leave

oi guvnah bing bong time for tea praise allah

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>Winston Wong
>Charles Chang
>Liam Liu
>Nigel Nguyen

Anyone that doesn't like George/ourboy/ hero stankbooty Johnson. Is a genderqueer fool madam

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Thanks bud. I like to think it was a pretty basic idea too (I have the biggest IQ believe me) but it seems that not everybody on here figured it out.

I'll block the stairs for you, sir.

Hey m8,
Need some shit from the basement, go down search for it m8!

Woahhh...are you...some kind of genius?

oi m8 I con't see bloddy 'ell

Based