A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL

A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL

The announcement of a Sense8 finale offered some relief from the sting of cancellation, but surely a full third season is off the table, right? Perhaps not, as porn website xHamster is tossing its hat (and presumably other clothing) into the ring to host a third season of the Netflix drama.

xHamster reached out to Sense8 creators Lana and Lilly Wachowski with an offer to partner on a full third season of the globe-spanning sci-fi series, rather than the scheduled conclusion in development for Netflix next year. The offer is in fact to continue the series as-is, rather than draft some sort of porn parody. In particular, the letter implies that xHamster would match the (notably large) Netflix budget, and offer greater freedom for the show’s diverse depiction of sexuality:

xHamster is currently one of the most trafficked websites on the internet. We get more visitors daily than the New York Times, ESPN, or the Daily Mail. In short, we have the eyeballs and the revenue. Unlike with Netflix, you wouldn’t be competing for part of our production budget – it would be yours.

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We also have the disposition. We know that a series about polymorphous perversity is a hard sell for a mainstream network like Netflix. We have no such limitations, and also understand implicitly the interconnectedness of sexualities across boundaries. In short, we are a we.

xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual speech, and non-normative sexuality. In addition to allowing billions of users to connect with individual articulations of gender and sexuality, we continue to use our audience to speak up against repressive anti-LGBTQ laws in the US and abroad, and for sex-ed in public schools Planned Parenthood and the rights of sex workers.

Lest you think the website made the offer tongue-in-cheek, we reached out to xHamster for additional clarification. Vice President Alex Hawkins told us they were aware of the potential hurdles and stigma, but nonetheless genuine with the idea:

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This is what """they""" do. They're trying to infiltrate our media so that they can influence our youth through TV. It's the same reason why you see so many graphic sex scenes in movies today. It's """their""" plan to corrupt our youth so they can forget good family values and usher in the death of western civilization as we know it. Don't fall for the lies.

Feel like this is going to somehow trigger SJW's for the fact their tranny capeshit show is only airing on porn sites now.

okay shut the fuck up

Good thing no one but literal homosexuals bothered to watch Sense8.

That sounds bad, I better tell my rabbi about this issue, he'll have the right advice.

This is why I come to Sup Forums --home of good, wholesome family values.

I liked the idea behind this series so much i actually watched it but it gets really fucking annoying desu

And thank our Lord that their plans fell through. There may still be some hope yet for the west.

You joke, but let me ask you a question: Why is it that 99% of all pornographic directors and producers happen to be Jewish? Surely it's all just a coincidence...right?

You can't even name 5 porn directors so shut the fuck up.

I am a full believer in that Jews are a diabolical menace--not, of course, the only menace, or even the biggest menace, but a lot are practitioners of a terrible cosmopolitan worldview which holds nothing sacred. What I was making fun of was the complaint I encounter on this website about degeneracy. Where do you think you are? Literally look around you, faggot. To complain that pornography is exposing children to degeneracy most people on Sup Forums have been coming here since they were childrren themselves--exposed to gore, furry shit, black cock spam, etc. How the fuck can you speak like right wing Christian prude when you're a few boards away from a board devoted to fucked-up japanese cartoon pornography? Get a grip.

If this happens then worst timeline will instantly become best timeline

meaning it wont happen ._.

>Why is it that 99% of all pornographic directors and producers happen to be Jewish?
No they're Italian, or in direct English: "Olive Oil Jews".

the one and only thing that deserves to be held sacred is human advancement. In order to hold that sacred one must reject all artificially created an maintained purities and then move on to a realm of pure intellectualized rationality for human behavior.

Xhamster doesn't actually have the money to do this. They just wanted some publicity.

degenerate show for degenerate people, sounds like a match made in spaghetti heaven.
This could be revolutionary if it works.

Did anyone actually fap to Sense8?

>tranny porn

yuss

This but they've been pushing the brothers since Matrix. There's no surprise why theres so many strong themes about it in the trilogy. Not to mention there first movie they made before Matrix is a full on BDSM flick.

Human advancement necessarily means advancing beyond intellectualized rationality, faggot. In fact, the apotheosis of rationality was a Medieval ideal, and while saying go forward you look back. The unconscious is more powerful, more unknown than the mapped regions of consciousness and rationality. You don't know what you're talking about.

Negro you're just rationalizing hedonism. If what feels good is good, then humanity is nothing but fucking, shitting, and dying.

At no point did I rationalize or even attempt to justify or fucking mention hedonism. Read what I typed five more times, stop, count to ten, read it five more times and then reply properly, retard.

are you saying only monogamous heterosexual relationships should be explored on television and that the youth are unable to establish what values are important to them, and need to be ushered along like cattle?

"advancing beyond intellectualized rationality" means "what feels good is good," nigger.

>we continue to use our audience to speak up against repressive anti-LGBTQ laws in the US and abroad
What the fuck? I thought porn was redpilled

You're dumb. I doubt you can advance beyond tying your own shoelaces.

OY VEY

I did.

>when a namefag calls you dumb

I can think of no higher praise.

what is sense 8 ? I ignored all of it, but now that I think about it. I think my 12 year old sister was watching it.

You should have watched it with her.

Wachowski Brotners show about 8 people who have a psychic connection to each other. There's a tranny, a fag, and they all like to have bisexual psychic orgies together.

I'm ok with it, I liked it apart from the tranny with then annoying voice.

She pronounced it "senseigh" so I thought she was watching some Japanese shit.

>There's a tranny, a fag, and they all like to have bisexual psychic orgies together.
The fuck?

Seems like you're just doing what feels good by engaging in frivolous point scoring arguments on the Internet :^) When does the advancement start, faggot?

The perfect, rational creature is a robot, not a human being, and only an idiot thinks a robot is more advanced than a human being. Human beings, whatever we are, have something more, and that more is hidden in the unknown area of the non-dominant hemispheres of the brain. If you idealized rationality as much as you pretend, you wouldn't be here on Sup Forums. In fact, your fixation of rationality is a product of an unconscious mechanism by which you want to associate with something clever to compensate for your idiocy.

m0r0n

negro you're just elevating what you don't understand to higher levels than you can comprehend

How does a site that is mostly made up of grainy 360p videos of porn from 7 years ago, that are almost always videos someone downloaded off a paysite and then re-uploaded, able to get away with it for so long?

Like I didn't say what feels good is good, I also didn't say what isn't understood at the moment can't be comprehended. It can be comprehended--non-rationally, which is why we must advance beyond rationality. You need to practice reading comprehension and stop with the presumption, little brainlet.

i'm sure there's a huge demand for pretentious tranny porn

>Xhamster doesn't actually have the money to do this.

Porn is a $13 billion industry in the U.S. alone.

You're probably joking, but some of us CRAVE a mainstream show with futanari.

i didn't know the wachowski brothers also had sisters in the business

advancement beyond rationality is simply a recursive loop of hedonism, namefag

As was said before, you're simply confusing what (you) can't understand for transcendence.

Oh I see. You are actually a robot. That explains the silly fixation with rationality. --although you're clearly dysfunctional because you're acting irrational. Hopefully someone sells you for scrap parts because your positronic brain is a piece of shit.

>implying on the most autistic site on thr internet that rationality isn't all there is
Wew.

Never watched the show
But it would set up a very good precedent if a third party is willing to invest in projects like this.
It would certainly bring some hope to those of us who have seen some of our favorite shows be cancelled over and over again when the story wasn't even close to a satisfying ending.

Netflix used to be a third party. Now its a recognized word in firefox auto-correct.

Like countless before, you're confusing what (you) can't comprehend for what no one can understand.

But you are namefag. This is expected.

You're out of your depth, child. As all were before you.

A lot of them are actually white South Africans.

it's (((they))) not """they"""

I tried watching this drivel. This show was so fucking socially progressive I threw up in my mouth

Like it's total fucking SHIT, but people watch it because MUH GAYS

If you actually understood what you were seeing, then you would've seen it was just as (if not more) critical of "social progressives" as you desperately imagine yourself to be.

Though that kinda dropped off in the second season, implying it was mostly accidental.

REMINDER the founder of BLACKED.COM is jewish. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL
how to tell your series is story-less garbage

Why would anyone use that site? I used to go on it for Jenny Jizz back when all her videos were free. Spankbang is objectively better though.

He's also a better film maker than Watchowskis.

surprised xhamster is still in business considering when i worked at brazzers the ceo planned on sueing xhamster into oblivion because they copied the layout

isn't xhamster part of a huge multi-billion-dollar conglomerate of porn sites? and brazzers is just a bunch of fags?

other way around. brazzers is the big ass multi-company worth billions, xhamster is self owned (at least last I knew, i havent followed up on them)

I thought they were all a part of the same ridiculous entity. Hence the reason they all continue to exist.

no, competition must happen, in fact the bigwigs at brazzers encourage it.
they just really hate xhamster for some reason. Keep in mind that the dude who created Blacked was a friend of the CEO who use to work at Brazzers. He left to do his own thing and Brazzers helped back his project.
Its competition, but brazzers still helps because it helps diversify the market.

>xHamster and chill will be a thing soon.
truly the darkest timeline.

I don't think you understand how absurd this all sounds.

It has to get worse before it can get better.

>It's the same reason why you see so many graphic sex scenes in movies today.

Do we? Seems like the 80's and 90's had way more nudity than films today. If we do see anything these days it's an extras tits and a glimpse of a shaved pussy from 1000 yards away at a weird angle in almost complete darkness

mainly why i quit. porn is stupid

But don't you remember that gratuitous scene in wolf of wall street where we saw margo robie's gaffer tape?

xHamster is a legit page? I assumed it was some backroom shit since the design is from the 90s and the vids are often in less than 480p

this shows costs like half a billion per season

xHamster is probably the best place for amateur shit. Some real top quality shit is posted there. You have to dig for it though.

Will the whachowski brothers take it?

lol of course
first antifa/lbgtqxyz/feminazis/blm make havok and anarchy

then can com the totalitarian dictature that will "give everybody equal good"

yeah right

xhamster is only good if you like gay scat fisting

Have you fucked some of brazzers porn actresses?

This is an interesting situation.
The Wachowski Brothers' dream show, filled with all the tranny bullshit they can cram in, cancelled because everyday viewers don't want to see trannies and gays fucking.
And now they have the offer of a lifetime, but from XHAMSTER! Enough money to keep them in wigs and lipstick for the rest of their lives. ...If only they can cast aside their dignity.
But then, look at the pair of them. What dignity?