A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL
The announcement of a Sense8 finale offered some relief from the sting of cancellation, but surely a full third season is off the table, right? Perhaps not, as porn website xHamster is tossing its hat (and presumably other clothing) into the ring to host a third season of the Netflix drama.
xHamster reached out to Sense8 creators Lana and Lilly Wachowski with an offer to partner on a full third season of the globe-spanning sci-fi series, rather than the scheduled conclusion in development for Netflix next year. The offer is in fact to continue the series as-is, rather than draft some sort of porn parody. In particular, the letter implies that xHamster would match the (notably large) Netflix budget, and offer greater freedom for the show’s diverse depiction of sexuality:
xHamster is currently one of the most trafficked websites on the internet. We get more visitors daily than the New York Times, ESPN, or the Daily Mail. In short, we have the eyeballs and the revenue. Unlike with Netflix, you wouldn’t be competing for part of our production budget – it would be yours.
cont.
Tyler Price
We also have the disposition. We know that a series about polymorphous perversity is a hard sell for a mainstream network like Netflix. We have no such limitations, and also understand implicitly the interconnectedness of sexualities across boundaries. In short, we are a we.
xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual speech, and non-normative sexuality. In addition to allowing billions of users to connect with individual articulations of gender and sexuality, we continue to use our audience to speak up against repressive anti-LGBTQ laws in the US and abroad, and for sex-ed in public schools Planned Parenthood and the rights of sex workers.
Lest you think the website made the offer tongue-in-cheek, we reached out to xHamster for additional clarification. Vice President Alex Hawkins told us they were aware of the potential hurdles and stigma, but nonetheless genuine with the idea:
FIN
Cameron Barnes
This is what """they""" do. They're trying to infiltrate our media so that they can influence our youth through TV. It's the same reason why you see so many graphic sex scenes in movies today. It's """their""" plan to corrupt our youth so they can forget good family values and usher in the death of western civilization as we know it. Don't fall for the lies.
Nicholas Hernandez
Feel like this is going to somehow trigger SJW's for the fact their tranny capeshit show is only airing on porn sites now.
Sebastian Roberts
okay shut the fuck up
Evan Gutierrez
Good thing no one but literal homosexuals bothered to watch Sense8.
Kayden Roberts
That sounds bad, I better tell my rabbi about this issue, he'll have the right advice.
Luke Campbell
This is why I come to Sup Forums --home of good, wholesome family values.
Grayson Sanders
I liked the idea behind this series so much i actually watched it but it gets really fucking annoying desu
Xavier Jones
And thank our Lord that their plans fell through. There may still be some hope yet for the west.
You joke, but let me ask you a question: Why is it that 99% of all pornographic directors and producers happen to be Jewish? Surely it's all just a coincidence...right?
Anthony Martin
You can't even name 5 porn directors so shut the fuck up.
Alexander Allen
I am a full believer in that Jews are a diabolical menace--not, of course, the only menace, or even the biggest menace, but a lot are practitioners of a terrible cosmopolitan worldview which holds nothing sacred. What I was making fun of was the complaint I encounter on this website about degeneracy. Where do you think you are? Literally look around you, faggot. To complain that pornography is exposing children to degeneracy most people on Sup Forums have been coming here since they were childrren themselves--exposed to gore, furry shit, black cock spam, etc. How the fuck can you speak like right wing Christian prude when you're a few boards away from a board devoted to fucked-up japanese cartoon pornography? Get a grip.
Noah Garcia
If this happens then worst timeline will instantly become best timeline
meaning it wont happen ._.
Alexander Taylor
>Why is it that 99% of all pornographic directors and producers happen to be Jewish? No they're Italian, or in direct English: "Olive Oil Jews".
Hunter Roberts
the one and only thing that deserves to be held sacred is human advancement. In order to hold that sacred one must reject all artificially created an maintained purities and then move on to a realm of pure intellectualized rationality for human behavior.
Robert Adams
Xhamster doesn't actually have the money to do this. They just wanted some publicity.
Julian Edwards
degenerate show for degenerate people, sounds like a match made in spaghetti heaven. This could be revolutionary if it works.
Jayden Carter
Did anyone actually fap to Sense8?
Ian James
>tranny porn
yuss
Bentley Young
This but they've been pushing the brothers since Matrix. There's no surprise why theres so many strong themes about it in the trilogy. Not to mention there first movie they made before Matrix is a full on BDSM flick.
Jordan Morgan
Human advancement necessarily means advancing beyond intellectualized rationality, faggot. In fact, the apotheosis of rationality was a Medieval ideal, and while saying go forward you look back. The unconscious is more powerful, more unknown than the mapped regions of consciousness and rationality. You don't know what you're talking about.
Oliver Ross
Negro you're just rationalizing hedonism. If what feels good is good, then humanity is nothing but fucking, shitting, and dying.
Charles Wright
At no point did I rationalize or even attempt to justify or fucking mention hedonism. Read what I typed five more times, stop, count to ten, read it five more times and then reply properly, retard.
Ryder Gomez
are you saying only monogamous heterosexual relationships should be explored on television and that the youth are unable to establish what values are important to them, and need to be ushered along like cattle?
Samuel Butler
"advancing beyond intellectualized rationality" means "what feels good is good," nigger.
Caleb King
>we continue to use our audience to speak up against repressive anti-LGBTQ laws in the US and abroad What the fuck? I thought porn was redpilled
Jackson Morgan
You're dumb. I doubt you can advance beyond tying your own shoelaces.
Jaxson Sullivan
OY VEY
Aiden Walker
I did.
Isaac Parker
>when a namefag calls you dumb
I can think of no higher praise.
Gavin Davis
what is sense 8 ? I ignored all of it, but now that I think about it. I think my 12 year old sister was watching it.
Levi Flores
You should have watched it with her.
Caleb Williams
Wachowski Brotners show about 8 people who have a psychic connection to each other. There's a tranny, a fag, and they all like to have bisexual psychic orgies together.
Isaac Nguyen
I'm ok with it, I liked it apart from the tranny with then annoying voice.
Carter Nelson
She pronounced it "senseigh" so I thought she was watching some Japanese shit.
>There's a tranny, a fag, and they all like to have bisexual psychic orgies together. The fuck?
Matthew Cox
Seems like you're just doing what feels good by engaging in frivolous point scoring arguments on the Internet :^) When does the advancement start, faggot?
The perfect, rational creature is a robot, not a human being, and only an idiot thinks a robot is more advanced than a human being. Human beings, whatever we are, have something more, and that more is hidden in the unknown area of the non-dominant hemispheres of the brain. If you idealized rationality as much as you pretend, you wouldn't be here on Sup Forums. In fact, your fixation of rationality is a product of an unconscious mechanism by which you want to associate with something clever to compensate for your idiocy.
m0r0n
Jose Gray
negro you're just elevating what you don't understand to higher levels than you can comprehend
Henry Clark
How does a site that is mostly made up of grainy 360p videos of porn from 7 years ago, that are almost always videos someone downloaded off a paysite and then re-uploaded, able to get away with it for so long?
Kayden Edwards
Like I didn't say what feels good is good, I also didn't say what isn't understood at the moment can't be comprehended. It can be comprehended--non-rationally, which is why we must advance beyond rationality. You need to practice reading comprehension and stop with the presumption, little brainlet.
Brody Green
i'm sure there's a huge demand for pretentious tranny porn
Carson Cooper
>Xhamster doesn't actually have the money to do this.
Porn is a $13 billion industry in the U.S. alone.
Nicholas Collins
You're probably joking, but some of us CRAVE a mainstream show with futanari.
Jace Wilson
i didn't know the wachowski brothers also had sisters in the business
Zachary Thompson
advancement beyond rationality is simply a recursive loop of hedonism, namefag
As was said before, you're simply confusing what (you) can't understand for transcendence.
Jose Jones
Oh I see. You are actually a robot. That explains the silly fixation with rationality. --although you're clearly dysfunctional because you're acting irrational. Hopefully someone sells you for scrap parts because your positronic brain is a piece of shit.
Matthew Phillips
>implying on the most autistic site on thr internet that rationality isn't all there is Wew.
Thomas Scott
Never watched the show But it would set up a very good precedent if a third party is willing to invest in projects like this. It would certainly bring some hope to those of us who have seen some of our favorite shows be cancelled over and over again when the story wasn't even close to a satisfying ending.
Austin Hughes
Netflix used to be a third party. Now its a recognized word in firefox auto-correct.
Samuel Wilson
Like countless before, you're confusing what (you) can't comprehend for what no one can understand.
But you are namefag. This is expected.
You're out of your depth, child. As all were before you.
Easton Campbell
A lot of them are actually white South Africans.
Jack Howard
it's (((they))) not """they"""
John Rogers
I tried watching this drivel. This show was so fucking socially progressive I threw up in my mouth
Like it's total fucking SHIT, but people watch it because MUH GAYS
Ian Nguyen
If you actually understood what you were seeing, then you would've seen it was just as (if not more) critical of "social progressives" as you desperately imagine yourself to be.
Though that kinda dropped off in the second season, implying it was mostly accidental.
Caleb Thomas
REMINDER the founder of BLACKED.COM is jewish. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
William Roberts
>A PORN WEBSITE OFFERED ‘SENSE8’ A FULL SEASON 3 RENEWAL how to tell your series is story-less garbage
Daniel Howard
Why would anyone use that site? I used to go on it for Jenny Jizz back when all her videos were free. Spankbang is objectively better though.
Joseph Robinson
He's also a better film maker than Watchowskis.
Samuel Richardson
surprised xhamster is still in business considering when i worked at brazzers the ceo planned on sueing xhamster into oblivion because they copied the layout
Parker Johnson
isn't xhamster part of a huge multi-billion-dollar conglomerate of porn sites? and brazzers is just a bunch of fags?
Camden Rodriguez
other way around. brazzers is the big ass multi-company worth billions, xhamster is self owned (at least last I knew, i havent followed up on them)
Luke Murphy
I thought they were all a part of the same ridiculous entity. Hence the reason they all continue to exist.
Colton James
no, competition must happen, in fact the bigwigs at brazzers encourage it. they just really hate xhamster for some reason. Keep in mind that the dude who created Blacked was a friend of the CEO who use to work at Brazzers. He left to do his own thing and Brazzers helped back his project. Its competition, but brazzers still helps because it helps diversify the market.
Ryan Rivera
>xHamster and chill will be a thing soon. truly the darkest timeline.
Christian Cook
I don't think you understand how absurd this all sounds.
Adrian Flores
It has to get worse before it can get better.
Lincoln Nelson
>It's the same reason why you see so many graphic sex scenes in movies today.
Do we? Seems like the 80's and 90's had way more nudity than films today. If we do see anything these days it's an extras tits and a glimpse of a shaved pussy from 1000 yards away at a weird angle in almost complete darkness
Jaxon Parker
mainly why i quit. porn is stupid
Jason Thompson
But don't you remember that gratuitous scene in wolf of wall street where we saw margo robie's gaffer tape?
Cameron Martinez
xHamster is a legit page? I assumed it was some backroom shit since the design is from the 90s and the vids are often in less than 480p
Caleb Lopez
this shows costs like half a billion per season
Evan Phillips
xHamster is probably the best place for amateur shit. Some real top quality shit is posted there. You have to dig for it though.
Joshua King
Will the whachowski brothers take it?
Brody Morgan
lol of course first antifa/lbgtqxyz/feminazis/blm make havok and anarchy
then can com the totalitarian dictature that will "give everybody equal good"
yeah right
Chase Gray
xhamster is only good if you like gay scat fisting
Jaxson Hill
Have you fucked some of brazzers porn actresses?
Eli Bailey
This is an interesting situation. The Wachowski Brothers' dream show, filled with all the tranny bullshit they can cram in, cancelled because everyday viewers don't want to see trannies and gays fucking. And now they have the offer of a lifetime, but from XHAMSTER! Enough money to keep them in wigs and lipstick for the rest of their lives. ...If only they can cast aside their dignity. But then, look at the pair of them. What dignity?