Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, user? You're totally just like Sheldon!

>Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, user? You're totally just like Sheldon!

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>"that is, fat sheldon I mean"

"OOOH-oh-oooooh oh my god. ba-bahz"i
>cummies
>awkward smile, adjust my pocket protector
"Bazinga"

Why is my attention drawn to that blurry gentleman in the background?

>Well then, why don't you bitches hop on this BAZINGA?
*unzips dick*

Kek my sister told me this exact thing, and that she had a crush on Sheldon oddly enough

Hes us in the back

where was this picture even taken? they certainly aren't anglo girls. some autistic place in scandinavia? sorry it's just too far removed of a scenario for me to even buy the premise tbqh.

"Hi"

you can tell the redhead trying to act all cute is probably the biggest slut of the group, even though the other chick has a choker you can tell she is just in a rebelling against daddy phase, but i still want the redhead... the call of the succubus is too sweet my friends.

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>that Muslim woman in the background

I take the 2nd and 3rd lady from the left

tip top

that's a coat hanging from a wooden peg

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I'd take the entire left side and wipe my penis in the hair of the other two.

>sisters and their friends take picture of themselves at disneyland
>how can we spin this into misogynistic cringe?

Never change Sup Forums

>sisters
they're youtube whores
none of them are related

y-you too

>And you all are totally like Penny

>have a couple of superhero shirts
>aunt tells me whenever I wear them I remind her of sheldon from bbt

i bet you know all of them too

i,know the one on the left is ldshadowlady and the one on the right is becky cruel
have fun :^)

This has to be converted to gif using the scary spectre-like coat in the back as a screamer

>You're totally just like Sheldon!

Thank god no woman would ever say this to me.

DUDE CONFIDENCE LMAO

lol @ those women looking at anyone who posts here with anything but a grimace

tell me who the ginger is

>she had a crush on Sheldon

your sister must be ugly and have mental illness

Ha, girls don't know me enough to compare me to anyone. Also judging by that pic those snowflake girls (especially pinkhair) would compare themselves to Sheldon instead.

Just play along. At least one of them is repulsed enough by you to be turned on. If you haven't fucked at least one of your sister's friends, you aren't even trying.

"oh really? well get a load of this (unzips BBC). "BAZOOKA JOE BITCHES"

Sheldon has a high paying respectable job and girlfriend

This picture is terrible because Kelsey is not in it.

that's her boyfriend that she dresses up a lot

well yeah and he's 40 something so I got time still user

You gay nigga

kek

>misogynistic
what about op is misogynistic?

Fucking hell my sides

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This picture reminds of a girl I used to know named Kelsey. Is that just a coincidence?

There is a lizard in this picture that some people miss. I point it out every time I see it.

whenever Iam playing a video game with a public chat channel and people start trolling I start constantly repeatig every 20 seconds

SHELDON FUNNY
SHELDON MAKE ME LAUGH

over and over and over

O-oh ok!

you are easily emasculated

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kek

>tfw this is you but it's not evn cute girls it's your mum

same

treats you right for being a fan of capeshit

Women intimidate you

Is that a bell on her fucking chocker?
Super erect right now desu

Spooky.

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You just don't get it, it's nerd blackface! They're making fun of nerds, without really showing what it's like to be one.

>family says I'm "like Sheldon"
>ask them how I resemble him
>because I am "so particular"
>the things I am particular about are things such as: not slopping all leftovers together into "goulash", asking to watch television 16:9 tv shows on the 16:9 tv in 16:9 instead of wide-screen letterboxed fat-o-vision, wanting to skip commercials when viewing DVR content, not wanting my non-stick cookware to be ruined by misuse, preferring people to knock on my door before coming into my room when the door is closed, and not caring to eat ramn which has been boiled for 30 minutes then left to sit for another 30 minutes

>inb4 underage
>inb4 neet
Gain perspective, some people live with their families past 18.

mfw my name is user, and my sister asked me this very question

how embarrassing

Minor lej

i feel your pain, fellow sheldonite.

>idk why dont you whores like blacked.com

My gf told me I remind her of that guy from Mr Robot. I have no idea if thats a good or bad thing

>squeeky voice- "I'll tell you if one of you pass me a teaspoon of mash potatos. I'm starving down here."

Weew my sides

>white "women"

>tfw living with a parent at 29

Where did I go wrong.

It could be used pretty effectively for an old school WYSIYSB/Creepypasta thread. I'm spooped.

are you a NEET?

>Gain perspective, some people live with their families past 18.

in europe it's acceptable to live with your parents until you're 25, if you're older than 25 though and still live with them you're either mentally ill or a NEET loser

>you're totally just like Sheldon!
i've heard this so many time

>oh do he got a big ass dick too?
That's how you do it virgins.

Would smash cutie with the bangs

Unrealistic, I don't have female friends and girls would never look at me like that because I'm an unlikeable virgin loser. Anyway, if I were in that situation, I'd (try to) tell them I'm nothing like Sheldon and I really don't like the show, hopefully without sounding too much like a bitter angry faggot who gets butthurt at tv-shows.

fuck

naaaw man that only works if you actually got a big dick, we're talking at least 9 inches here

or you can just use the metric system
it really fucks with their head

wheres the lizard

nah I'm more like the guy from Atypical

2 late xd

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Holy fucking KEK

not if it's an european female

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Rule of thirds

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serves you right

>tfw twn look at you this way

He's laughing at you while the roasties are just being dead faced

That's what we all say....say...say...
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>My gf
Good for you

Does your sister loves GoT too?

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he's not really blurry, its just a trick of the lens really
im not even kidding

Oh shit, there is a Nazgul in the back.

My sis loves the show but she has a near 7 foot tall husband who plays piano and guitar so... :/ She's pretty ugly too idk why he married her. She's a degenerate. Guess he has a micropenis

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEWS

That's a cute smile on Lena I wish she was my mom