Hello, I am here for the job interview. When do we start?

>hello, I am here for the job interview. When do we start?

you're hired
your first job is to clean pic related

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What made you want to be an ice cream man?

Sorry, you're white.

Oh good, our clinic has an opening for the CAT scanner technician

Ahora mismo, toma este casco y pon esos ladrillos de esta forma. Debes construir un muro para que los gringos no puedan venir a mexico.

Same as always. Get my hands off and send him to the manager.

next level bantz

>white

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what is this

Hope solo, as taken from her giant axe wound

>her giant axe wound

you just had to ask

i beautiful and empowered goal tender

wewlad

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wtf I'm gay now

wew

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do women not know when their pussy is aesthetically a sewer drain?

>Yes, we've been expecting you. Namaste, welcome to the company. Please, have a seat over at the bean bags, we'll be with you shortly. Care for a ginseng tea?

I throw a neodymium magnet in her general direction. Problem solved.

Second post, best post

Well this is her husband, so it was probably a water fountain drain before

oh that's not right man, that's just not right.

CHOCOLATED

Technically first post

It's mesmerizing