>Labour bash private companies >labour fucking eviscerate G4S on every single point >then try to hire them for conference security >G4S tells them to jog on
It's going to be a hatchet job. Its annoying how the BBC can produce enough politically motivated """comedy""" as it likes, it just needs to keep up the pretence of impartiality in its news shows.
Kevin Parker
>Scots
Benjamin Wood
Yes I hope they go full C4 and make it as bad as 100 Days After UKIP.
Brody Cooper
So Butthurt over Brexit that they'll go after a guy who's already buggered off WAHH YOU ALL VOTED WRONG!!!!
Wouldn't he have to give permission for a show to be made about him? Maybe it'll be decent.
Ryan Scott
Good.
Austin Bailey
Does anybody have any may r34?
Angel Hill
>tfw just woke up >surveying the carnage from last night >I drank so much rum >revealed power level all over normiebook because I was happy to see nige >missed an entire day >looks like I might have tried phoning people for a bit of a chat
ooooohhh
Jayden Watson
Fuck it going to the shop. Gonna get some Dr Pepper and MAYBE some chocolate. Maybe. If they have Oreo Cadbury.
Cameron Russell
Wasn't post-independence Scotland (according to Salmond) gong maintain the monarchy?
Adam Jones
Did anyone watch that programme a while back that was billed as "What would happen if UKIP got in power", and it was a police state with a military force to round up immigrants?
Jaxson Torres
>waking up and 20 to 10 need gassed tbqh
Kevin Watson
Would the Nazicuck Stormweenies PLEASE fucking off themselves? My Bampa died snapping your runt necks during the war.
Juan James
Bet it was comfy as fuck.
Gabriel Murphy
could do with it tbqphwy
Wyatt Jenkins
Weekend starts tomorrow lads, up to much?
Ryan Morales
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Oliver Russell
>bbc comedy about nigel farage >good How? They are just making it for character assassination. That alone should tell you these people aren't interested in having a laugh, they are just butt flustered.
Samuel Ross
Check your call history user. You very well may have fucked yourself.
Nicholas Evans
Well shit. >Zippo lighter literally breaks. >New wick and flint still doesn't work. Drown it with fluid and even add new cotton. Shit doesn't light for some reason. >Need to take mutley for a walk. >Cat & dog are best mates, where ever the dog goes the cat goes. Travelling to Co-op with both fuckers coming along. >Tie the dog up, he can't stop barking because he thinks he's in one of those abused dog adverts. >Only have change on me, no wallet or ID. >Be 19. >Problem is I have baby face when I shave, got to keep that young scot discount for 10% off. >Meet the American student working part time at the till. >Give a smile and ask about disposable lighters. >"Sorry we don't sell those to under 18's. Let me ask about the matches." >"I'll give you I...." >No ID. >Close to spilling the spaghetti. >"Just forget about it." >Buy the 1£ pounder instead.
Sheeeiiiiit!
Caleb Campbell
>Was on way home from holiday last night >Missed it all Was it good?
Leo Thomas
Need a fucking wank
Adam Adams
I know, m8. Believe me, there will be alot of shame after I am done.
Eli Carter
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Jeremiah Adams
Rub one out quick senpai
Elijah Brown
>be me >comfy in bedroom browsing Sup Forums >roll over on my bed to see a huge fucking spider on the wall >shit bricks I'm downstairs, what do
Luis Watson
>I'll be your brexit tonight
Oliver Price
>not being redpilled on NatSoc I am sorry.
BRING 'EM:
Nicholas Campbell
>Word filters
Jeremiah Ward
>not lighting a smoke off the hob
Xavier Smith
I always imagined the stereotypical anglo being tall, thin and pallid
Ian Thomas
nobody important, could have been worse
Christopher Green
>Girls Ew
Jose Brown
where you at i will destroy that spider like Farage destroyed Europe
Carson Fisher
>letting it out of your sight when you had the perfect opportunity to kill it
It will hide now and when you think you are safe, it will pounce.
Josiah Gomez
>Induction stove The future is shit.
Would of used the little green stick lighter thing. Ran out of fuel.
Jason King
REEEE STOP SHITPOSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING NAZISCUM CUNT OR I'LL GO DRESDEN ON YOUR ARSE REEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Young
Put a glass cup over it and hit it towards the floor. Put the glass over it again, slide a piece of paper under and carry it towards the window and chuck it out.
Gavin Jackson
>redpilled on NatSoc
>military keynesianism that collapsed in under a decade with the remaining population being eternally cucked and subservient to the anglo
Top ideology lad.
Colton Jackson
BD16 meet me myrtle park benches
fug
Grayson Gomez
Hoover lad
Destroy the spider jew for the white race
Gavin Watson
faggot.
Josiah Collins
Thinking of moving to Salisbury. Any good?
Henry Clark
Take it as a lesson in life, always have matches around (for candles in case of a power cut if nothing else).
Thomas Clark
>Could've been worse I'm curious now user, who DID you call?
Adam Roberts
on the way m8
Caleb Butler
It was called "UKIP first 100 days"
Can't find it online anywhere.
William Lee
ONE BARACK OBAMA
Jace Myers
Oh shit I just remembered I had those windproof / waterproof matches for that exact situation.
Fuck I'm a spazmoid.
Isaiah Parker
>Can't find it online anywhere.
It was that bad tbqh.
Charles Evans
>tfw your country doesn't have a Nige
Charles Perry
Good lad. Smoke one for me.
Jaxon Jones
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Zachary Turner
just buds who are used to my antics and probably told me to fuck off immediately. I'm also remembering now that I skyped my fit canadian mate, no idea what I said but she's left me a message just saying 'wow.'
William Collins
Doesn't the MoD own a fuckload of land there for vehicle training?
Lincoln Wood
Are there any anti immigrant parties in Norway?
Jonathan Hall
Rolf Harris pls go
Oliver Hill
We can send him over with a disguise and a new name, Ole Gunnar Nigelson
Gavin Clark
>haven't touched a drop in nearly 2 weeks >up at 6am this morning >feel great >delicious breakfast of black coffee, mixed nuts and a banana >hot shower >set up some 5.1 surround sound speakers >customised my new pc's file system, desktop and browser >transferred ~1tb of data onto an external hdd for a mate >tidied my flat and cleaned my kitchen >eating a delicious chicken laksa curry So glad I'm no longer drinking. It might be easier than you think user. There are long, restless nights sometimes, but you just have to be stubborn when those difficult decision points pop up and call yourself out on your excuses. Redefine yourself as a non-drinker and act accordingly.
Or continue to trash your living quarters, wallet, health, and relationships. It's your life.
Jason Walker
If you believe in freedom and self determination you can follow him too.
or just have some self control and you too can drink and transfer child porn to your mate hdd without a hang over
Levi Peterson
And keep the Pound Sterling, and keep membership of the EU, and Hadrian's Wall wouldn't be rebuilt, and territorial waters would be apportioned to Scotland, and the EU would welcome Scotland with its totally kosher economy with open arms...
Ayy lmao
Liam Parker
>I'm also remembering now that I skyped my fit Canadian mate, no idea what I said but she's left me a message just saying 'wow.'
Kek, good job lad.
Hunter Bailey
It was, it was fucking terrible. Such an obvious slander of UKIP.
Jose Martin
I honestly feel bad for Jerry C He gets elected to lead after his party fails so cataclysmically that they lost support from fucking Scotland and Wales. Then the neo Labor, who lost all this support in the first place and tanked the UK infrastructure, proceed to sabotage him at every turn because they dont like old Labor
Sure his policies are wacky, unworkable and backwards but he believes in something unlike the rest of his party elite.
Samuel Foster
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Blake Hughes
>collapsed kek
Come over if you want to discuss:
Nathan Carter
you fucking showed him your cock, mate
Grayson Lopez
>going on the lash with grill I want to bang tomorrow >trying not to fap so I have max test
How do you cope lads?
Jeremiah Wood
By having a wank :^)
Josiah Rivera
I'm trying to work out if that image was meant to be a rebuttal or...
Put it this way, show me some national socialist economic text (that differs from simple socialist text and can be written off as religious dogma).
Alexander Howard
>Tfw you will never relive Brexit night >you will never remember the gut wrenching anxiety as it looked as though all hope was lost >Tfw you will never relive Nige saying it looked like a loss and feeling despair overtake you >tfw you will never remember the complete turn around and the excitement of victory >you will never relive the moment when you realised that good could win after all
Hunter Stewart
Heil Hitler!
Grayson Barnes
did a similar thing recently, but not on facebook - just phoning people
haven't turned on phone since wew vague memory of phoning people, but no idea what I said and no intention of finding out
Xavier Carter
tbqh not fapping will just make you finish faster and think with your dick. Rub one off lad, its for the best.
Mason Smith
Vidya or Sup Forums
Joseph Flores
Your entire ideology consists of "look, a Jew!" You and your fellows have literally nothing more interesting to say than that
Nazism: a shitty totalitarian nightmare and an ideology with almost no content
Communism: a shitty totalitarian nightmare and an ideology with endless mind numbingly retarded content
Hard to know which one is shifter, I suppose at least Nazism is not boring
Hahaha, what a bunch of cucks. Why even make such feature when you're not willing to accept the outcome? "Misuse", yeah, right, the only correct use is when we like the result. Fucking fascists.
Austin Lopez
>shifter Shittier*
Ayden Jones
>brexit night >he wasnt up all day watching the results came in and celebrated with a bottle of Jack Daniels.