Brit/pol/ ARE NIGE TRIGGERS HILLARY Edition

TRIGGERED HILLARY RESPONDS TO ARE NIGE
>>youtube.com/watch?v=CC0Cm-5_ixE

>VOTE ISLAM AS THE UK'S MOST HATED WORD
>update: WAA EVERYONE IS RACIST, TOO MANY WRONG RESPONSES
blog.oxforddictionaries.com/one-word-map/#

>INTERVIEW WITH NIGEL ABOUT SPEAKING AT TRUMP RALLY
youtube.com/watch?v=9aXOS8xQUic

>NIGELS AMAZING SPEECH, LITERALLY BTFO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE
youtube.com/watch?v=OS8yKmAO6n8

>IPLAYER OR NETFLIX YOU CHOOSE
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3586462/Half-million-BBC-iPlayer-free-riders-pay-licence-fee-classic-shows-pay-view.html

>Corbyn angered by train row questions
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/37175727

>Israel sold weapons to Argentina at height of Falklands War, reveal declassified Foreign Office files
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/23/israel-sold-weapons-to-argentina-at-height-of-falklands-war-reve/

>British Woman dead and man fighting for his life after a French tourist shouting Allahu Akbar 'went on stabbing rampage' in Queensland backpackers hostel
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755684/Woman-dead-man-fighting-life-French-tourist-went-stabbing-rampage-Queensland-backpackers-hostel.html

>Brexit: Owen Smith opposes Article 50 move without new vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37167253

>Hijab approved as uniform option by Scotland Police
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/24/hijab-approved-as-uniform-option-by-scotland-police/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf34203011

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37190437
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Empire_Loyalists
blog.oxforddictionaries.com/one-word-map/#
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-37187854
youtube.com/watch?v=B4gru7Ial3k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Who /inprison/ here?

>Labour bash private companies
>labour fucking eviscerate G4S on every single point
>then try to hire them for conference security
>G4S tells them to jog on

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37190437

The absolute state of labour.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Empire_Loyalists

funny isn't it

>Making a new thread when the old one is only at 260 posts

Fucking kill yourself you dull cunt.

BRING THE NORMIES

>people want them to nationalise the commanding heights of the economy
>can't even run their own conference

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>lel, the right hand of kek

We gonna give it a wee watch lads?

>not realising the empire was dead after the loss of India

BBC putting it's head in the lions mouth here

careful, you'll trigger people

>VOTE ISLAM AS THE UK'S MOST HATED WORD
>update: WAA EVERYONE IS RACIST, TOO MANY WRONG RESPONSES
>blog.oxforddictionaries.com/one-word-map/#

Fucking kek I wondered what became of this

It's going to be a hatchet job. Its annoying how the BBC can produce enough politically motivated """comedy""" as it likes, it just needs to keep up the pretence of impartiality in its news shows.

>Scots

Yes I hope they go full C4 and make it as bad as 100 Days After UKIP.

So Butthurt over Brexit that they'll go after a guy who's already buggered off
WAHH YOU ALL VOTED WRONG!!!!

WHY CAN'T THE KEKS LEAVE ARE NIGE ALONE?

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>ARE

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-37187854
>be Sturgeon
>make a brexit minster just so you can act like you have power

Wouldn't he have to give permission for a show to be made about him? Maybe it'll be decent.

Good.

Does anybody have any may r34?

>tfw just woke up
>surveying the carnage from last night
>I drank so much rum
>revealed power level all over normiebook because I was happy to see nige
>missed an entire day
>looks like I might have tried phoning people for a bit of a chat

ooooohhh

Fuck it going to the shop. Gonna get some Dr Pepper and MAYBE some chocolate. Maybe. If they have Oreo Cadbury.

Wasn't post-independence Scotland (according to Salmond) gong maintain the monarchy?

Did anyone watch that programme a while back that was billed as "What would happen if UKIP got in power", and it was a police state with a military force to round up immigrants?

>waking up and 20 to 10
need gassed tbqh

Would the Nazicuck Stormweenies PLEASE fucking off themselves? My Bampa died snapping your runt necks during the war.

Bet it was comfy as fuck.

could do with it tbqphwy

Weekend starts tomorrow lads, up to much?

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>bbc comedy about nigel farage
>good
How? They are just making it for character assassination. That alone should tell you these people aren't interested in having a laugh, they are just butt flustered.

Check your call history user.
You very well may have fucked yourself.

Well shit.
>Zippo lighter literally breaks.
>New wick and flint still doesn't work. Drown it with fluid and even add new cotton. Shit doesn't light for some reason.
>Need to take mutley for a walk.
>Cat & dog are best mates, where ever the dog goes the cat goes. Travelling to Co-op with both fuckers coming along.
>Tie the dog up, he can't stop barking because he thinks he's in one of those abused dog adverts.
>Only have change on me, no wallet or ID.
>Be 19.
>Problem is I have baby face when I shave, got to keep that young scot discount for 10% off.
>Meet the American student working part time at the till.
>Give a smile and ask about disposable lighters.
>"Sorry we don't sell those to under 18's. Let me ask about the matches."
>"I'll give you I...."
>No ID.
>Close to spilling the spaghetti.
>"Just forget about it."
>Buy the 1£ pounder instead.

Sheeeiiiiit!

>Was on way home from holiday last night
>Missed it all
Was it good?

Need a fucking wank

I know, m8. Believe me, there will be alot of shame after I am done.

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Rub one out quick senpai

>be me
>comfy in bedroom browsing Sup Forums
>roll over on my bed to see a huge fucking spider on the wall
>shit bricks
I'm downstairs, what do

>I'll be your brexit tonight

>not being redpilled on NatSoc
I am sorry.

BRING 'EM:

>Word filters

>not lighting a smoke off the hob

I always imagined the stereotypical anglo being tall, thin and pallid

nobody important, could have been worse

>Girls
Ew

where you at i will destroy that spider like Farage destroyed Europe

>letting it out of your sight when you had the perfect opportunity to kill it

It will hide now and when you think you are safe, it will pounce.

>Induction stove
The future is shit.

Would of used the little green stick lighter thing. Ran out of fuel.

REEEE STOP SHITPOSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING NAZISCUM CUNT OR I'LL GO DRESDEN ON YOUR ARSE REEEEEEEEEEE

Put a glass cup over it and hit it towards the floor.
Put the glass over it again, slide a piece of paper under and carry it towards the window and chuck it out.

>redpilled on NatSoc

>military keynesianism that collapsed in under a decade with the remaining population being eternally cucked and subservient to the anglo

Top ideology lad.

BD16 meet me myrtle park benches

fug

Hoover lad

Destroy the spider jew for the white race

faggot.

Thinking of moving to Salisbury. Any good?

Take it as a lesson in life, always have matches around (for candles in case of a power cut if nothing else).

>Could've been worse
I'm curious now user, who DID you call?

on the way m8

It was called "UKIP first 100 days"


Can't find it online anywhere.

ONE
BARACK
OBAMA

Oh shit I just remembered I had those windproof / waterproof matches for that exact situation.

Fuck I'm a spazmoid.

>Can't find it online anywhere.

It was that bad tbqh.

>tfw your country doesn't have a Nige

Good lad. Smoke one for me.

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just buds who are used to my antics and probably told me to fuck off immediately. I'm also remembering now that I skyped my fit canadian mate, no idea what I said but she's left me a message just saying 'wow.'

Doesn't the MoD own a fuckload of land there for vehicle training?

Are there any anti immigrant parties in Norway?

Rolf Harris pls go

We can send him over with a disguise and a new name, Ole Gunnar Nigelson

>haven't touched a drop in nearly 2 weeks
>up at 6am this morning
>feel great
>delicious breakfast of black coffee, mixed nuts and a banana
>hot shower
>set up some 5.1 surround sound speakers
>customised my new pc's file system, desktop and browser
>transferred ~1tb of data onto an external hdd for a mate
>tidied my flat and cleaned my kitchen
>eating a delicious chicken laksa curry
So glad I'm no longer drinking. It might be easier than you think user. There are long, restless nights sometimes, but you just have to be stubborn when those difficult decision points pop up and call yourself out on your excuses. Redefine yourself as a non-drinker and act accordingly.

Or continue to trash your living quarters, wallet, health, and relationships. It's your life.

If you believe in freedom and self determination you can follow him too.

Glad I no longer do this dezzoo

youtube.com/watch?v=B4gru7Ial3k

or just have some self control and you too can drink and transfer child porn to your mate hdd without a hang over

And keep the Pound Sterling, and keep membership of the EU, and Hadrian's Wall wouldn't be rebuilt, and territorial waters would be apportioned to Scotland, and the EU would welcome Scotland with its totally kosher economy with open arms...

Ayy lmao

>I'm also remembering now that I skyped my fit Canadian mate, no idea what I said but she's left me a message just saying 'wow.'

Kek, good job lad.

It was, it was fucking terrible.
Such an obvious slander of UKIP.

I honestly feel bad for Jerry C
He gets elected to lead after his party fails so cataclysmically that they lost support from fucking Scotland and Wales.
Then the neo Labor, who lost all this support in the first place and tanked the UK infrastructure, proceed to sabotage him at every turn because they dont like old Labor

Sure his policies are wacky, unworkable and backwards but he believes in something unlike the rest of his party elite.

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>collapsed
kek

Come over if you want to discuss:

you fucking showed him your cock, mate

>going on the lash with grill I want to bang tomorrow
>trying not to fap so I have max test

How do you cope lads?

By having a wank :^)

I'm trying to work out if that image was meant to be a rebuttal or...

Put it this way, show me some national socialist economic text (that differs from simple socialist text and can be written off as religious dogma).

>Tfw you will never relive Brexit night
>you will never remember the gut wrenching anxiety as it looked as though all hope was lost
>Tfw you will never relive Nige saying it looked like a loss and feeling despair overtake you
>tfw you will never remember the complete turn around and the excitement of victory
>you will never relive the moment when you realised that good could win after all

Heil Hitler!

did a similar thing recently, but not on facebook - just phoning people

haven't turned on phone since
wew
vague memory of phoning people, but no idea what I said and no intention of finding out

tbqh not fapping will just make you finish faster and think with your dick.
Rub one off lad, its for the best.

Vidya or Sup Forums

Your entire ideology consists of "look, a Jew!" You and your fellows have literally nothing more interesting to say than that

Nazism: a shitty totalitarian nightmare and an ideology with almost no content

Communism: a shitty totalitarian nightmare and an ideology with endless mind numbingly retarded content

Hard to know which one is shifter, I suppose at least Nazism is not boring

>blog.oxforddictionaries.com/one-word-map/#
>Update: We regret to inform users that due to severe misuse we have had to remove this feature from our website.

Hahaha, what a bunch of cucks. Why even make such feature when you're not willing to accept the outcome? "Misuse", yeah, right, the only correct use is when we like the result. Fucking fascists.

>shifter
Shittier*

>brexit night
>he wasnt up all day watching the results came in and celebrated with a bottle of Jack Daniels.