It's time Sup Forums

It's time Sup Forums..

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TIME FOR CNN TO SWEAR THE BLOOD OATH TO LORD KEK

Praise Kek

LONG LIVE LORD KEK!

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Kek wills it.

Kek is with us.

There will be a happening in 24 hours.

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Were coming for (you)

>praise Kek

PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR!

if seven is confirmed as a magic number and this thread is dedicated to kek then where are the sevens if his will is real?

kek

May lord kek ever grace us with his presence!

He's waiting for us..

Kek, show us the answer we seek.

Give us a sign. Leave a message in my id. I implore you.

Does anybody else here wanna fuck Obama's daughter?

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I'm just thinking about the media coming in and just seeing everyone worshiping a frog.

What was the last thing again? Zika-chan I think

>it's time
Are we taking my homeland back?

Praise kek, aliens will invade us October 13 this year

> YE SHALL NOT PASS

Alien invasion 13 october, please lord kek, make this my birthday gift

The time has come.

>tfw you bought a kek statue and worship it every morning

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

Hey CNN - The frog character is Pepe, aka "Kek" the mascot of the Alt-Right, in this thread posters are "worshipping" him as a "meme".

Mana will bellow from the earth and brimstone shall fall from the skies.

Praise kek

It's time

praise kek

Hillary is a killer...expected of a politician at that level the problem is shes so shit at covering her tracks. May kek guide justice upon her.

Kek is an idol, a false deity made to lead people away from the real G-d Yahweh, the G-d of Abraham and Moses

I can feel it on my guts.

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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST WITH OC YOU HAVE CREATED

kek is not real, grow up idiots.

Praise

I hope Soros dies soon.

These repeating digits say otherwise, fool.

I guess Keek isn't with me, but hey I got tea in my ID.

I think I'll go make myself some.

nope just you faggot

thread theme faggit

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you also have huge faggot in your ID m80

bahahahaha kek

Chechen

Praise

wheere do you buy one?

You can't.

Thank you Costa Rica.

The big hurricane of the year will miss you by a cunthair now.

the holy 77, he is truly with us

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KEK DEMANDS BLOOD

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Time, to shitpost! Confirm them!

see? where is your dumb kek now? haha i shit on kek.

Good job user.

meant you.

PRAISE KEK

>be me
>been trying to find a job for months
>applied dozens of places
>no luck
>own a Kek statue
>sits on my desk, never really move it
>watching the Trump speech last night
>slightly drunk
>look over at the Kek statue
>move him to the coffee table in front of TV so he can watch
>autism.jpg
>wake up today
>have an interview for a serving position at a ritzy country club
>got hired on the spot

Thank you Kek.

>"German man found dead at his computer after bizarre internal combustion scenario"

So this place seems literally batshit insane. I don't get it.

Everyone is just having fun.

Quads or greater and Hillary strokes out in public before November 4th

#We'reAllMentallyHillInThisTogether
#We'reWithHer

What is this cnn thread? Somebody explain?

>Euro fag is poor

why am I not surprised

where do I get one?

look closely.

check em' f a m.

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In time Kek will judge you, just as he has judged us all.
Better get right with the frog soon, buddy. Judgment day cometh.

PRAISE KEK

I got mine on Amazon, then posted it to Sup Forums and they sold out in a few days. I don't think they ever restocked.

Praise be to Kek! For we have been blessed today!

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i fuckign love justin praise kek

>consecutive numbers

RISEN

I have made offerings to Poseidon and the next day on the news a migrant ship sank in the Mediterranean

Shut the fuck up.
Kek is real you moloch loving cuck. Go correct the record somewhere else.

Praise kek!

Red is the color of the season.

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>hurrrr lets post so often till we get repeating digits than we can praise kek XDXDXDXDXDDDDD

Praise

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I'm sorry nigga I just have to check those kek kwads ONE MORE TIME

ONWARD WARRIORS

Nice ironic shit posting Hans.

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checked and respectd

I came here expecting cool nazi stuff and all I find is frogs. Is it like an inside joke against the French or something?

You are blessed my son

We will succeed.

Praise KEK.

Lucky, what was the regular price for one?

Kek, it doesn't work like that.

Trying making sure your shit stops turning green Brazil, thatll do for starters alrite?

I've noticed that there's a strong correlation between Kek and the second reply of a thread. Many of the original blessed threads in January, and into the rest of the year had a tell tale dubs in this second reply.

KEK

Kek has blessed you Leaf!

I̛͡ ͝àm̵ ̸t̨͟he̡ ̢ơ͜r͏n̡͡i̸̧g̢ì̛a̷l̀͘ ̀íá̡s̨t́s̷̷ơ͝͞p͞í̷̸e̛ŕ͟,͘ ̧a̵͡͝ņ҉d ̸͡I̴̴ ̀̀j̷́s͏u̵t̨̕ ̡̛͜h̢͏̧ŕ͝a͢͢e҉̨d͜ ̸t̷̛w͟͢o͠͏ ̷̛m͟r҉̶̀ǫ͟͝è͘͢ ̨ȩ̸x̛p͞i͜s̨ólon̕͠s͏́͡ ̸̨̡ơ͞f͏̴̧ th̸é͢ ̛͠s͜m͟a̵͝e͢ ̷́i̷͝͝n̕̕͡i͟s̶͘ņe̶̡t̛̛t̛͠y͟ ̴̨ás̸̢͟ a ̨w̸̧͝e̶e҉͝k͠͝ ̵͠a̸̷̛o̵̧͢g͠.̴̴ ͟I̢͞ ̶ẁ͡a̶s҉́͟ ͡͡n̴͠x̧e̴̡͡t̡̀ ҉̷̧t͜o̵͝ ̀͘͟m̸̕͡y ̕͢wo̸̧d͡niw͡ ̛̛s͝͏h̴̢it̶s̵o̡p̸̀ti̸͘n̡͞ģ̶ ̵́͢ò̕ń̨ 4҉a̶h̡̀c͏̵ń̨̧ ̨w̷͝e̶͟ḩn̨͝ ͠i͠t́ ̨h̡͜a̢̕͘e̷͏n̛͠e͏͢҉ṕ̡̢p͘d̵̀, ̵̛a̢͡n̢d̡ ̷͞I̴͡ ̶̷ć̕l͘͞ų̸o҉d ̷͞s̷̨e͢è t̴h̛̕e͟ ̸̕͟w͡ì͢od̕͘n̷͜w̧̕s̨ v̸̕͠iarb͝t͞e̴ ͝f̧̧o̴͠rḿ̨͟ ̨̨̡th̷é ̕͝s̵d̸̀n̢̨͢u҉o̶͟,́͏͝ ͢͢͠i̡͘t̷̕ w҉̡a̵̴s̡͘ ͡t̨̡h̷è̷ s̷rǫ͏͞t̡ of̛ ̸́in̶͜͠is̛ń̸e̡t͏t͡y̴ ͏t̶͘͞aht͞͝ ̷̷y̸o͡u c҉҉͘a̸̴n͘ à̴͘c͜l̶͝a̸̷͟u̷҉t̶l̵y̨ feel͘͜ ̀͟i͏́n ̀yù͢o͝ŗ̨͞ ͢byḑ͡ò.҉̧͡ ̸̛͢Co̵̸̷m̶r̡if͘͟n͟e͡d͞ l̢͠o͏oi̵tá͘͜cns̀͟ w̸̧r͘͢ę͟͝h̷͟e͡ ̛t̵̀h͜e͜͡ ̴̧̕snu͠o̴͞d̶͢͜ ̨͢͝wa̷̡͟s̴͟ ̡̕h͠d͟҉ra̕e͘:̢͢ ́͢͟rn̷͟ám͟o҉̷,̸͡ ̷́l͜e̡͞nac̢͝t̡í, ̢T̶̨͢gŕ̕a͏u ̧Ç̸͝úcu̶̷͝,̢͜ ̴́T̨͘a͘͢s҉̧a̧ra̸̕͢t́͟i,̕ ͘҉C͞u̕o͝pơ͏͏, ́͢P͠҉d҉͏oú ̧͟͝I̸̧l͏̧i̢̧a̸͡o̵̡e͏̴͟i҉ ́.̶̴͜ ͜͏̷I'̡͠t̷͜s̶ ̶̶hap̷i͟n̷̶e̵͜p͝n̶͢g͏̧.͜

"You are blessed"
What the hell does that even mean? Are you guys literally some sort of frog cult or something?

shit son i hope that isnt the ark of the continent