You’re a cunt

>You’re a cunt.
>When’s the last time you had sex?
>How was it?
Virgins need not reply.

Germany
must’ve been about a week ago

the sex was good. I feel guilty though

Why do you feel guilty?

premaritial sex
getting a german girl to fall in love with me

...having to break it to my parents now

premarital

Why would you tell your parents?
>incoming shitpost
Don’t feel bad, next time she has sex with some sissy wh*Teboi, she’ll be imagining getting fucked by your superior TÜRK cock.

I’m in too deep already my man
I got tangeled up in my own feelings after she admitted to have fallen in love with me.

Life’s just not fair. Everyone else goes around picking up german sluts, then starts a family with a muslim girl. But of course the one time I give in and try it I get punished with a girl crying in my arms and a bad conscience.

2 days ago with a hooker, first time with the hookers tho
it was fucking disgusting

>Virgins need not reply.
Try and stop me :^)

May 2016
It was pretty bad

I'm 22 and incel

Tuesday night. It was against the wall sex. I really like fucking someone while standing up. It feels so much better than any other position.

>it was fucking disgusting
Why is that? Nasty whore?

last july. it was shit. i permanently destroyed my dick from fapping too much. ive been on nofap for 3 months now and still havent regained any strength or sensitivity in my donger. ive been falling for a new girl recently and every time shes tried to fuck me ive made an excuse to avoid it and shes starting to get pissed. never gonna make it.

May 28th 2017
It was good, girl was like 5"2 and weigted like 110 pounds. Pussy was so tight my dick skin would hurt from being too stretched up

Do you love her?

fleg
december 3rd, 2013
it was the day when i had to move my stuff after i found out she was going out with a patient behind my back. we kissed, she was crying, she kept saying sorry, i slapped the hell out of her whore face and tits and hatefucked that filthy pussy until she came (i have ejaculation problems). then we kissed some more. she asked me if she could keep the t-shirt i was wearing. i said "whatever" and left. my friends came for my stuff afterwards

last saturday with a girl
it was ok

the tuesday before with a guy
it was AMAZING and so good my neighbour filed a noise complaint against me

Flag.
Last summer.
She was engaged, it reassured me to see these photos with her bf took in a photobooth next to the door when I got out the next morning.

>i slapped the hell out of her whore face

I guess. I mean I would hate to see her go. I think my chances for meeting someone like her again would be very slim

But I mainly feel like this is a test of faith. Like I have a moral obligation to make it work now

In a few months, it will be 2 years since I've had sex. Since then, I've gotten addicted to adderall and porn. The other day, I spent $120 on camgirls. I still have to remove the toenail polish I applied from that night.

How long before I start gaining honorary wizard points.

2 weeks ago, now can't see her a few months and am missing her like crazy.

So fucking great.

>honorary wizard points
pic related?
we're not women to re-virginize our dicks just by stopping having sex

y le pegaría de vuelta de pura rabia que me da
algún problema?

Couple days ago, lots of coke too
Was okay

Having sex as I post this hahaha

argentina
this monday
I did all the job and wish she would do 'crazy' stuff to me since she's 45
but no, she just lies there and has all the fun

how can you go 3 months without fapping and porn and still be fucked? I don't believe you. You aren't telling the whole story.

>Everyone else goes around picking up german sluts, then starts a family with a muslim girl. But of course the one time I give in and try it I get punished with a girl crying in my arms
You fool, everyone gets that from time to time. Especially if you don't go for the bottom tier absolute slut kind. They are just able to ignore it.

Bump

Bump

3 weeks ago with a girl I met at the night club.

It was meh at best, we were too drunk

I got a handjob from a guy at a party when I was a teenager and we ended up having a gentlemens agreement where he blew me whenever we hung out but we never went further than that and we stopped talking after we graduated high school, does that count

He is shitposting. I always visit a dönershop close to my place to get some food. There is an old father and his incompetent chubby son working there. It seems he dropped school and wasn't good enough to get a decent job. So he is now working for his dad and cutting bread. He is a manlet and chubby and tries to be friendly while I order my food. He has to be friendly, because otherwise I wont give him money from my 4k income anymore.

also, fugged a semi chubby girl recently and I felt almost nothing

flag
yesterday
typical

about a month ago during my holidays in Colombia, It was bretty good

Two months ago with prostitute. Since then I havent had money for it ;_;

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