France appreciation thread

france appreciation thread

>helped us beat the brits
>gave us one of our most iconic landmarks
>good food and wine

thx based frog

You're very welcome, but don't you dare put basis on our territory!

>helped brits to bead us
>took one of our most iconic pieces of clay
>good food and wine

t-thx based frog

oui oui la omelette du fromage pédé

the hun have arrived

>took one of our most iconic pieces of clay
It never was iconic to you. Want a 3rd round btw?

>chimps out for thousand of years killing untold Europeans
>everything outside the ile-de-france is blobbing and stolen clay
>based
literally the niggers of Europe, must be the moor and Arab admixture

ok meet me on rhine
1on1 no nukes

Y not, we are fren...

:)))))))))))

Old fashion style, I like it. Let's show the world what a real war looks like one more time.

Ey up lads.

How's your evenings

I have a bad feeling about this.

That is my point, don't you dare doing it again! Except if it is to temporary help us against those silly Germans! Still thank you for that one.

France was the best ally of Serbia untill it lost to Germany in WW2. Only went downwards from there

>took one of our most iconic pieces of clay
Are you fucking serious ?????

Hans said "on the rhine", we can trust him.

>Except if it is to temporary help us against those silly Germans!

Are we fren or no fren? We put base in frens to help defend them from nonfrens

I don't take a room in my friend's houses to protect them. However I do come up whenever they call for help!

ok fair enough fren

i'll still let u put base in me bc im good fren

>good food
where does this meme come from?

y-yes i appreciate france

user, you eat puppies...

only good part is Provence.

hairy armpits and no bras

>canadian air force
LEAFED

Didn't know our air force was large enough to even maintain a base in France. lmao

"English" channel ...?
Wtf ? It's the freedom fries all over again !

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Meal prep lad
>Jerk pork marinade for spicy pork sandwiches
>Salt / Pepper chicken thighs and peri-peri sauce
>Beef and Broccoli with Jasmine rice
making a cucumber/tomato/avocado salad in a minute with a light garlic vinigarette

>Americans are such francophiles that they started pronouncing 'Lieutenant' differently because it was closer to the original French pronunciation

Sorry bro, we'll start calling it 'The Norman Channel' as is rightly deserved

hon

DAS RITE
WE WUZ CHANNELS 'N SHIT

Especially when you know that it's OUR coast guards who monitor it and rescue the vessels (and it's not like if it wasn't the busiest marine route in the world).

The ones not from Paris are generally very nice people.

Parisians are like Londoners and New Yorkers. Posh fucks.

>French: la Manche, "The Sleeve"; German: Ärmelkanal, "Sleeve Channel"; Breton: Mor Breizh, "Sea of Brittany"