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Sachiko is literally me Edition

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Fuck Drumpf

suck my cock collectively all of you (allay'all)

nice try spook but I won't be listening to your demands

RuuuuUUUUUUdeeeee

i should dye my hair

My Dick
Pink And Big
Your Dick
Stinks Like Shit

you can say that again

I've found this image while lurking somewhere. Is it true?
I don't know if it's bait or not, so please be patient.

Be honest, are you the 10%?

yes
but I am still in uni so I think it's not so bad

between 10 and 20, actually

>a black metal musician who murdered a man in cold blood, set fire to a church, and isolated his family and himself from civilization in the backwoods of Norway is suddenly a "role model" and a "beacon of hope" for impressionable teenagers/young adults
what the fuck is wrong with white people

don't forget that he takes welfare from a foreign country

I unironically agree with Varg on some topics (like education)

youtube.com/watch?v=IWspYMf72E8

BTFOing Southrons

You'll be a 10%er soon enough, just keep it up

thanks friend

I'm not your friend.

you are now asshole

ok goodnight boiss

Fuck off, idiot.

I kissed a dick and I liked it
The taste of his cherry cock tip
I kissed a dick just to try it
Hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so good
It felt so right
I kept slobbing fat dick all night
I kissed a dick and I liked it

It liked it~

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The streets are safe again for anime posters

>package delayed again even though my other package arrived yesterday
eric, simply eric

Are you ordering food through Amazon Prime? I really hope not.

It's a monitor and a couple of cables. I'm assuming that the snow keeps fucking the driver's shit up, but the other guy made it.

smash

Okay. It'll be spring soon at least.

gonna exercise

Hello everyone

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is it out yet?

this but leftypol

literally fake news

can a nigga suck dick and not be gay in this world

Flustered by the title?

I said..... GOODNIGHT FUCKFACES

what did he mean by this

goodnight :3

Accidentally quoted you, sorry bud.

Just leave already you foreign cunt.

what a rudeposter

Thanks :D

You made me like this

no

they just dropped a teaser today

>The Last White Person in America, 2058 (colorized)

>link

Nah

>colorized

Pfff yeah literally haha
*raises hand for high five*

Die.

dirt nap

*leaves you hanging*

this is fake, there's not a single CHI in that picture

yall'd've'ta relax

imagine the smell

Learn your place, goyim.

judiasm is a religion of cuckoldry

theres a reason why you're a jew if your mother is jewish and not your father

They are ethnically superior, though.

HOLY FUCK MOTIVATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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almost there...

got offered a job for 16.50/hr buds
but then got offered to go do more training at this safety place and go to work for 10 weeks at 26/hr
took the second one b/c it's more relevant to my interests and 10/hr more is ballin

>almost there...

To what? What the fuck are you talking about?

don't be autistic, user

he's almost motivated, or almost kanye

How can you be almost motivated? lmao

what compells a person to shill for fucking tuvalu?

>tfw tall
>tfw only like cute short girls
>tfw cute short girls don't like me because I'm too tall for them
It's over for me, buds.

Do you remember what your voice sounded like before puberty?

doubt it

Are you sure it's because you're too tall? Most girls like tall guys.

Don't know what you're talking about desu

what was the last thing you masturbated to /cum/

spotted the tuvalu pm
dont you have a """"country"""" to run?

u

Doubt what?
Probably. My [spoiler]ex gf[/spoiler] keeps on insisting that that's the reason and I have no reason to doubt her seeing my lack of success.

It's either that or I'm a bigger social retard than I imagined.

Well I guess being sub-6'0" isn't so bad after all.

>Probably. My [spoiler]ex gf[/spoiler] keeps on insisting that that's the reason and I have no reason to doubt her seeing my lack of success.

HAHAHAHAHA

Castizo namefag spic

tfw 6'2 master race

>tfw 4'3"

5'7 reporting in

>master race

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might go for a cheeky poo

Being tall is handy tbqh, I wouldn't trade it, but it's just not working out for me in this situation.
W-Why are you laughing?

What is being tall handy for? Playing basketball and reaching for cereal boxes on the top shelf? Hitting your head on door frames?

Because your ex say that as an excuse, she didnt wanna hurt your feelings or upset you or whatver, sounds so dumb lmao.

im so hyped for smash

AHHHH

manchild

Grow up

soyboy

pls acknowledge my success

>tfw too tall for goofy's bouncehouse at disneyland

bounce on this 8====D

youre just there for the kids arent you

lads...

>lads...

Pretty much. Being able to reach farther with your arms and legs is very handy, especially when doing outdoors work. Never hit myself on door frames though.
Maybe. We're very close so I'm sure (or I hope) she wouldn't mind telling me what it is that I'm doing wrong.

I dunno, maybe I am just a sperg after all.

>be sober me on the way home from work today
>"I'm going to start quitting alcohol, today I will only have 8 drinks instead of 10"
>be semi-drunk me now
>in that horrible zone where I am sober enough to realize how shit my life is but too drunk to properly handle emotions
>very angry that I am not full on numb wasted
>very very angry at stupid sober me from today

I need to find a way to outwit the fucker or it's going to get even worse tomorrow