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literally who?

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get fucked autismo

want to move to grimsby

spics btfo
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>capital is near the edges of a state

*decolonizes my actions*

*moves to west virginia, mountain mamma*

need to qt french girl to guillotine my ball bag desu

Having a right laugh at this week's Letters section

>/brit/
>not one UK flag

BRITAIIIN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that
>qt
wouldn't fuck that creature with a ten foot pole

first leaf post true to form, as in abhorrent

Omaha = Berkshire Hathaway
Kansas = Tornados
Iowa = fairly important electoral state
Oklahoma = WTI oil hub (Cushing)

What is notable about NEBRASKA?

would literally heem you, bud

Feel mildly upset when a non-American shits on Canada.

way to be a fag, gaylord

Feel mildly upset when I shit.

in bed all comfy as fuck, any of you lads wanna cuddle?

Feel mildly upset when there's not enough alcohol in the house.

>Oklahoma = WTI oil hub (Cushing)
>tfw the oil money is drying up in oklahoma and soon the entire economy will be indian casinos

I moved from America to Finland. I think its quoted as the number 1 purest water in the world. I can say with my own experience, you can drink straight from the tap, and it tastes just like Aquafina if you ever drunk that water-brand before. I could never drink American tap, it always tasted like garbage. Also when I took a shower, I always felt like I had "grime" all over my body after a shower. But over here, I actually felt "clean" for once. Even my wife, who comes from Finland, said that she felt "dirty" after taking a shower here in America. Even doctors are suggesting using your own purifying setups in your home. I think the problem has gotten out of hand, and as usual, the american people got screwed over. Big suprise there.

I'm quite portly so I'll lay on top of you.

I identify as a glass of particularly fruity pinot noir

my skin smells like metal after i shower

I identify as a magnum of port.

I downloaded a movie called Nebraska 3 years ago. Forgot I had to watch

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Give me that
Z O L O F T
gimmie a grip, make me love me
suckin them down, I'm happy man
can feel it inside, making me smile

LOL

>pull a triple allnighter
>look in the mirror
>eyes all bloodshot and red
>take a 5min shower before bed
>eyes have gone back to being white

huh
weird

/brit/ got colonized

>333
>trips
Checked.
Very nice.

Maybe you should go to sleep you fucking troglodyte.

everybody is sleeping

hang on am i really the only brit in /brit/

st-stay back, you f-filthy animals

crep

i can protect you x

should stay up, pop some meth or something

I'll sit on you.

got called filthy animal

check

Will be visiting Korea for a week. What should I do? I don't like kpop.

colonize my arsehole please x

nah lad im an honorary brit

Cry and go to Japan like the weeb you are.

Hahaha.

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>77
>dubs
Checked.
Nice.

Used to stay back after school and play Beyblade with any rotatable thing we found in our house

>88
>dubs
Checked.
Nice.

Fuck the kpop girls. They are very easy

shall I be clicking on this?
no.
no I will not

Speed?

literally wanking to this right now

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nope
just good old fashioned coffee, sugars and about ~2 hours of napping a day

I am king runt (you are all runts). I am trying to break into low-tier normie.

Absolutely pissing it down

why tho

need that rain to come over the mountains asap
its been like 36 today and yesterday, but feels like 40+

Yeah it was fucking roasting here too the last few days. Glad of it.

i want to live in an asian country and become a personality

unitoil

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don't care

Do you guys mind if I join /brit/? /cum/ really went to shit and I don't like posting there anymore.

my skin is getting all crispy
I need to start wearing sunblock

leafs OUT

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enjoy it while you can bud, your body can handle almost anything you throw at it before you turn 25

Fortunately I never spend more than about 5 minutes in the sun on a normal day.

>/cum/ really went to shit and I don't like posting there anymore.
HEHE same

says the frog

I try to wear pants and a coat when I'm out in the sun during the day

usually I do what the locals do and take a nap midday then go out in the afternoon
just finished my post-lunch naptime actually and need to go back to work soon

I'm an honourary Anglo x

cant sleep now
what the fuck
how is this possible

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Fun fact: Brisbane is the unofficial runt capital of the world.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

Enjoy it now

anime posters, tripfags, canadians and mexicans ruined /cum/
simply undeniable

and my honourary bf x

absolutely pissing on thailand

hmmm
you seem familiar but i just can't place you
like there's some sort of mental block that is repressing any memories

absolutely cumming on thailad

small brain: melbourne
normal brain: sydney
normal brain with lights: brisbane
big brain: perth
huge brain: adelaide
intergalactic super brain: darwin

he's like an incarnation of the Liberal spectacle

>post-lunch naptime
I don't think I could ever get used to that. At home and work I'm always less than a few minutes from the underground. Usually spend most time "out" in shopping centres etc. too

Sure

it's been about a year since I posted on /cum/

howling

absolutely pooing on vietnam

normal brains have lights?

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lmao this fucking guy

I swear all he does is dress up in ethnic garb and mess about? He's a joker

that long eh? time flies when you're not a faggot...

stfu

Based