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literally who?
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get fucked autismo
want to move to grimsby
>capital is near the edges of a state
*decolonizes my actions*
*moves to west virginia, mountain mamma*
need to qt french girl to guillotine my ball bag desu
Having a right laugh at this week's Letters section
>/brit/
>not one UK flag
BRITAIIIN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that
>qt
wouldn't fuck that creature with a ten foot pole
first leaf post true to form, as in abhorrent
Omaha = Berkshire Hathaway
Kansas = Tornados
Iowa = fairly important electoral state
Oklahoma = WTI oil hub (Cushing)
What is notable about NEBRASKA?
would literally heem you, bud
Feel mildly upset when a non-American shits on Canada.
way to be a fag, gaylord
Feel mildly upset when I shit.
in bed all comfy as fuck, any of you lads wanna cuddle?
Feel mildly upset when there's not enough alcohol in the house.
>Oklahoma = WTI oil hub (Cushing)
>tfw the oil money is drying up in oklahoma and soon the entire economy will be indian casinos
I moved from America to Finland. I think its quoted as the number 1 purest water in the world. I can say with my own experience, you can drink straight from the tap, and it tastes just like Aquafina if you ever drunk that water-brand before. I could never drink American tap, it always tasted like garbage. Also when I took a shower, I always felt like I had "grime" all over my body after a shower. But over here, I actually felt "clean" for once. Even my wife, who comes from Finland, said that she felt "dirty" after taking a shower here in America. Even doctors are suggesting using your own purifying setups in your home. I think the problem has gotten out of hand, and as usual, the american people got screwed over. Big suprise there.
I'm quite portly so I'll lay on top of you.
I identify as a glass of particularly fruity pinot noir
my skin smells like metal after i shower
I identify as a magnum of port.
I downloaded a movie called Nebraska 3 years ago. Forgot I had to watch
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Give me that
Z O L O F T
gimmie a grip, make me love me
suckin them down, I'm happy man
can feel it inside, making me smile
LOL
>pull a triple allnighter
>look in the mirror
>eyes all bloodshot and red
>take a 5min shower before bed
>eyes have gone back to being white
huh
weird
/brit/ got colonized
>333
>trips
Checked.
Very nice.
Maybe you should go to sleep you fucking troglodyte.
everybody is sleeping
hang on am i really the only brit in /brit/
st-stay back, you f-filthy animals
crep
i can protect you x
should stay up, pop some meth or something
I'll sit on you.
got called filthy animal
check
Will be visiting Korea for a week. What should I do? I don't like kpop.
colonize my arsehole please x
nah lad im an honorary brit
Cry and go to Japan like the weeb you are.
Hahaha.
>77
>dubs
Checked.
Nice.
Used to stay back after school and play Beyblade with any rotatable thing we found in our house
>88
>dubs
Checked.
Nice.
Fuck the kpop girls. They are very easy
shall I be clicking on this?
no.
no I will not
Speed?
literally wanking to this right now
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nope
just good old fashioned coffee, sugars and about ~2 hours of napping a day
I am king runt (you are all runts). I am trying to break into low-tier normie.
Absolutely pissing it down
why tho
need that rain to come over the mountains asap
its been like 36 today and yesterday, but feels like 40+
Yeah it was fucking roasting here too the last few days. Glad of it.
i want to live in an asian country and become a personality
unitoil
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don't care
Do you guys mind if I join /brit/? /cum/ really went to shit and I don't like posting there anymore.
my skin is getting all crispy
I need to start wearing sunblock
leafs OUT
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enjoy it while you can bud, your body can handle almost anything you throw at it before you turn 25
Fortunately I never spend more than about 5 minutes in the sun on a normal day.
>/cum/ really went to shit and I don't like posting there anymore.
HEHE same
says the frog
I try to wear pants and a coat when I'm out in the sun during the day
usually I do what the locals do and take a nap midday then go out in the afternoon
just finished my post-lunch naptime actually and need to go back to work soon
I'm an honourary Anglo x
cant sleep now
what the fuck
how is this possible
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Fun fact: Brisbane is the unofficial runt capital of the world.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
Enjoy it now
anime posters, tripfags, canadians and mexicans ruined /cum/
simply undeniable
and my honourary bf x
absolutely pissing on thailand
hmmm
you seem familiar but i just can't place you
like there's some sort of mental block that is repressing any memories
absolutely cumming on thailad
small brain: melbourne
normal brain: sydney
normal brain with lights: brisbane
big brain: perth
huge brain: adelaide
intergalactic super brain: darwin
he's like an incarnation of the Liberal spectacle
>post-lunch naptime
I don't think I could ever get used to that. At home and work I'm always less than a few minutes from the underground. Usually spend most time "out" in shopping centres etc. too
Sure
it's been about a year since I posted on /cum/
howling
absolutely pooing on vietnam
normal brains have lights?
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lmao this fucking guy
I swear all he does is dress up in ethnic garb and mess about? He's a joker
that long eh? time flies when you're not a faggot...
stfu
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