Who would win a war between each other?

Who would win a war between each other?

Who is manlier?

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They cancel each other out.

AYYYY

Portugal has 0 chance of winning lol

Portugal is more human but Brazil has more monkeys so maybe we can swarm them. I honestly don't know tbqh.

Nigger, you only have ammo for 1 hour of war. Besides, we would just sea mine the shit outta of Azores and watch you sinking

Portugal as we will stand with our Europeans' brothers.

>European brothers
>literally kick off all Portuguese nobles to Brazil

HAHAHAHHA

brazil would but the whole thing would be a shitshow

Portugal would be Paraguay 2.0.

All males dead and all females raped

Brazil cant invade Portugal. Portugal cant invade Brazil. Stalemate.

Any white or remotely civilised country could destroy Brazil in a war.

pfft, lol, Brazilian army can't finish the war in the favelas and they want to pretend they can invade other countries.

So pathetic using Brazilian proxyes. Portugal not related, right?

Does Postugal has an army?

More than enough to destroy portugal lmao
Anyway of course in a war morr ammo would be bought or created.
You remind me of the chile poster, both delusional faggots.

>Brazilians actually think they could win

Wew lad

I mean I'm sure they outnumber us like 20 to 1 but they can't even control their own prisons nor their favelas so it really gets my noggin jogging....

What makes you think you would resist? Oh, I know, you would ask for British help for the third time...

you can't fight fucking loggers in the middle of the jungle, or get any order into the favelas and Chileans are the delusional faggots?

Agreed. Brazil doesn't have any friends so it's not fair for Portugal to use theirs.

>he really think this

Just because communists protect bandits it doesn't mean this meme is real, Alberto

It's pointless to claim "fairness", the objective of war is to make the fight as unfair as possible for your enemy.
Also, Brazil is manlier. Even their women are actually men.

Sure thing Zuleide, start dreaming about using your army abroad once your murder rate is at least less than Lybia and the Ukraine, both in civil conflicts, combined.

Innocent people live in the favelas you can’t go in there killing everyone like would happen in a war
It is very different you dumb shit

>just because my country is a shithole doesn't mean my country is a shithole

our criminal factions alone could take moortugal ez

Are you saying that in a war you can go in killing everyone?
I'm pretty sure that's a war crime coming.

>irrelevant country that Spain didn't even bother to try to keep vs. major regional power
hue

my city is literally bigger than moortugal.
of coursewe would easily win
youtube.com/watch?v=Iq6A17_rpQY

only if you lose the war

What kind of monkey speak is this

>irrelevant country that Spain didn't even bother to try to keep
And this is why nordestinos now think they are Dutch.

Just wait until commies get out. Also, it has nothing to do with the thread, Manuel

Spain only exists at Portuguese sufferance. They could end you in an instant were they not compassionate enough to show mercy.

You should be thankful everyday they allow your miserable half-existence to continue, tbqh

>can't control its own country using the army
>i-it has nothing to do with wether they could control other countries

The world

t. portugals greatest ally
also give back gibraltar

We have the BBC and KARA BOGA, pbuh, on our side

>W-we n-never wanted you anyways!

Spanish are all a bunch of sissies that cant fight

Our army is better in human resources but we are severely outdated, we could compensate easily with help of NATO and Dr. Shekelstein and then would be a matter of waiting on the shore for the monkeys to get tired

So you would ask for British help for the third time, what a shame Manuel...

1x1, Brazil easily, unironically. With NATO, they would beat us.

NATO is cheating.

Reminder to not bump b8 threads (while bumping b8 thread)

Why not? i think of war daily. All i want is to become president of this country, get nukes and shelters for self defense against the security council in the UN, and an updated and strong fleet/airforce with a decent army so i could slowly start reconquering the empire first in africa, and then with your voluntary help reconquer the rest in asia and restart the brazilian space program that was sabotaged by the CIA with the merged resources of the empire.
I would start by starving them of resources such as taking strategic islands and Cabinda for the oil, other than Angola, most of the countries would be a push-over in africa

Actually it's not a bad idea.

i know, we are a founding member of NATO and that didn´t stop them of promoting Kissinger´s coup in 25 of April 1974, when they almost trew us to the arms of the soviet union, from wich we got out because they understod in case of civil war they were a minority, alas we became a socialist shithole anyways

Brazil has 20 times more people. Portugal does't even have an real army...

>Brazilians actually think they would win

One Portuguese man can take a thousand Br*zilians by himself, those odds are easy mode

Sure thing. Thats why your country gave up half continent without fight.

Nigger. Portugal is know as the sissy of europe. Your country was the second to declare war on germany in WWII but never send a single soldier to fight.

portugal because brazil consist of sopas and macacos

You country eat monkey too...

>Your country was the second to declare war on germany in WWII but never send a single soldier to fight.
Brazilian education putting America to shame

Poço sem fundo faz-me lembrar a primeira prostituta brasileira que fodi

Dude, you history consist of handle Macau and East Timor and surrender your troops without shoot a single fire.
Prove that i am wrong. PORTUGAL IS THE MOST COWARD COUNTRY IN EUROPE!

Sweetie, we abandoned Timor and negotiated Macau's return with China because we didn't want colonies any more. There weren't any troops there at all.

Don't reply to me again, you're too dumb to interact with me.

There was a big push to keep Portugal neutral in ww2 so as to keep Spain neutral, you ignorant Baboon. Never disrespect your Portuguese masters again.

I'd like to think we'd back Portugal up, apparently Brazil helped the Argies in the Falklands War too.

Indeed you are right, only a fool try talk with a animal.
Also, Portugal was expel from Macau in 1966. Nothing to do with WWII...

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>Portugal was expel from Macau in 1966

Macaco
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Portugal = New Gypsys.

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No one would win , Portugal can`t invade Brazil and Brazil can`t invade Portugal.
But if we shared a border Brazil would probably win , let`s be realistic they outnumber us almost 21 to 1

Stop this imbecil fighting. It's ridiculous.

>p-please stop hitting me, daddy

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Faggot

Brazil has much more military power then Portugal, now doubt about it, but force isnt everything, If Brazil invaded Portugal, Portugal would repel it for sure, same thing goes with Brazil. And more, if any of our countries went to war, the fight would be fought in the middle of the fucking atlantic ocean, now that is a different story, wich navy and airforce is the strongest?

>didn´t even bother to try to keep
loles

Portugal clearly

>Brazilian army can't even invade a favela properly
>thinks Brazil can invade Portugal
Let's just accept it, muh ancestors would win.

Cringiest thread of 2018

I have some insight on this, I served the Brazilian miliatry for one year and was present for the last DDN in Santos. I was astonished that they actually told everyone present about all of Portugal's military bases and the number of tanks, boats and planes in each one. But Brazil would easily win the war, by sheer numbers, both of soldiers and equipments.

Portugal is part of NATO lad, all these war scenarios are beyond retarded.

Nice proxy desu.

Well, the question was about Brazil and Portugal alone, i was going to add that, but i didn't think it was necessary

The answer is here:

>Brazil cant invade Portugal. Portugal cant invade Brazil.

Brazil would never managed to cross the entire atlantic ocean to invade Portugal, it's pathetic even to think about that and even if they did, they would get fucked, for several reasons. Portuguese army is much more organized, more tecno advanced, and the core branchs are top tier, in fact historically in tactics i doubt there is any country with our curriculum (even in the past century). They would have the numbers on their side (nothing new for us) we were always minorities in war, but their army is full of mongrels with low iq and lack of know how.
And if ant kind of treat to us was real, we would go full 14/88

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Portugal would win, maybe even without our euro brother's help (spain, england etc..)

>Portugal talking about mongrels

>I served in the Brazilian Military

Be honest: are you a 15 year old kid?

What? I did serve, not willingly, but i got drafted when i turned 18

Teach me on the subject achmed,please.

>Portugal
>going full 14/88
>not escaping to Spain or asking British protection like they did in their two last wars

It's all good bro I'm just fucking with you. It's ok man

>0.1% sub-saharan african
Fuck off, Angolan

>Sweden talking about mongrels

preety rich for a country that is one fifth either mongrel of foreign

It would be funny to see the brazilian apes invading any country

>not escaping to Spain or asking British protection like they did in their two last wars

Are you on drugs? or you just have big levels of imagination don´t you? our last war (img)

It's called noise (less than 1%), go read thout explan on their site, tard.

>go read thout explan on their site, tard
Okay, sweetie, as soon as you go back to Africa

Portugal alone wouldn't standa chance

Let me guess, Brazilians genocided Paraguayan males.

Portugal winned a random war with Afrikaners in Africa but no mass killings.

Brazilians are way more hot blooded in wars than Portuguese desu.

Hot blood doesn't win wars dumbo. Otherwise Africa would rule the world.

Then you would need to deport 250 million native europeans back to asia, africa, , etc. because all of them would score noise asia, noise afca etc. it's not real, that's why they call it noise, because it's not accurate or even real.

Since when Africans are hot blooded? Africans are terrible in wars. Asians are more hot blooded than euros.

Ok, you're correct. Asians are much more hot blooded congratulations. But how does this help the Brazil vs. Portugal argument?

>And if ant kind of treat to us was real, we would go full 14/88

Like this again?

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sheiiiiittt it would redpill millions

I don't know both countries, but I'm analyzing their wars. Brazilians are more hot blooded than Portuguese in wars.

>Poland talking about war