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Leave your guns at home Burger
Aiden Myers
Thomas Reed
Make me cancucks
I live 2 minutes away from the Canadian border, im about to go cross it
William Morris
I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Who's going to stop me, cucks on meese? Who the fuck are they to tell an American what to do?
Kayden Johnson
That's the spirit.
I never leave my drugs at home while visiting the US of A.
Christopher Davis
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Xavier Johnson
SHALL
Sebastian Perry
Memes aside... our border agents are huge assholes and if you try and fuck with them or even break eye contact they will end you.
Isaiah Hernandez
sorry America
Jordan Reyes
>e... our border agents are huge assholes and if you try and fuck with them or even break eye contact they will end you.
Parker Ward
footage of American getting BTFO at the border
Luke Harris
Careful
If you're white they'll shoot you...
a really strongly worded letter
Hunter Perry
true, they threatened to euthanize a dog I was gifted if I didn't pay taxes on it
Jordan Butler
If only we where allowed to have a border patrol who was allowed to at least check passports.
Easton Moore
>Leaf your guns at home. Sorry!
Caleb Kelly
SHART
Robert Long
My CPL class (in Detroit, which has the Ambassador Bridge to Canada, our nation's most economically important border crossing and where Detroiters used to cross for daytrips like it was nothing) spent at least a half an hour on how the Canucks would take your gun and you will never get it back. Thing is, if I was crossing from a prairie state into a prairie province, I'm not sure how they see me.
Andrew Thompson
kek
Nolan Young
I fucking hate NPR
Austin Perry
Can I bring my crossbow?
Joshua Sullivan
"Why didn't I shoot him" LOL
Jaxson Stewart
>Canadians actually believe this
Logan Kelly
ban assault crossbows!
bring it on
Nicholas Scott
Based mexiposter
Carson Davis
Austin Morales
No, but you can suck off a dog if you're so inclined, seeing as how it's legal in Canada.
Carson Young
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Judging from other Canadian drama I've seen, historical revisionism is very hip and in.
Wyatt Barnes
I might have to move back to burgerland if Trump wins. Canada is too much of a meme country and chinks and ahmeds are taking over my town.
Cooper Rogers
"Men don't wear pistols in Canada"
Yeah they just carry a pair of anal beads whenever they want to get fucked.
Nathan Rogers
Lol take a shit on their side and leave it.
Logan Bell
Fuck canada those motherfuckers search me every time I go over there. I always have to pull over and go inside and get a background check and shit. And one time those fucker said "leave your phone and keys on the seat and step out" so I did and when I got back in the keys weren't there and I spent like 5 minutes looking for them. They were in the center console buried. FUCK CANADA.
Elijah Carter
You're welcome to come here any time.
Bring your burgers (Moose burgers?) and guns to ensure maximum fun time.
Charles Miller
so they actually had instituted gun permits about the year this takes place, specifically in the yukon territory (among a few others)
the point is, plenty of people wore pistols. They just carried their permits too.
and forgiveness was given to people without permits who could come under reasonable harm, such as a man traveling by himself in the wilderness.
Wyatt Turner
If you shoot your enemies, they win
Nolan Johnson
As it happens, a burger and former police chief brought a pistol here and is getting fucked over it
Liam Taylor
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Anthony Diaz
Americans bring your guns. You have a much larger selection of airsoft guns to purchase.
Julian Gray
why the fuck would i ever go to canada?!
William Williams
Mexico bring the bantz
Elijah Barnes
T. Neckbeard
Levi Carter
So what?
My grandpa had to give up his gun to border agents when he visited Canada in the 70's.
Nicholas Turner
Burgers on SUICIDE WATCH
Keep your shart OFF our marts.
Justin Foster
Canadians hunt animals with their dicks now right? They probably have no use for guns otherwise to it makes sense.
kek
Carson Morgan
No it's got a high capacity clip.
Tyler Collins
I've had a mixed experience. Some have been really nice, one or two just awful
William Jones
cucknadians what are they going to do throw syrup at the gunmen
Henry Anderson
Same reason every other yank comes to Canada.
Full nude strip clubs.
Juan Cox
We have full-nude strip clubs you doofus, I.E. Saturdays. The only difference is you can be 18 to go to full nudes but 21 in titty bars.
Jack Butler
Not in all states of course. Saturdays only still sucks though.
I'm sure if you get a private dance they get naked anyway maybe.