yo punk ass white boys, y'all a bunch of fuccbois forreal, how u gone sneakdiss black people on dis site? lmfao y'all niggas crazy i swear, i gone fuccs u up if i see u irl especially if u near my hood boy, i'm ready to catch a body right now & shoot a nigga then act like it's nothin so what's a cracka to me
where y'all live yo i'mma give u some of dis lil reese money yo forreal mandown facedown when u c me
especially comin lookin like a muthafuccin BITCH ASS WHITE BOY man
How far you think you'll get with dem jeans, nigga
Michael Rogers
That fucking mag
Benjamin Miller
OH SHIT SORRY MU NIGGA, AINT MEANT NO NOFING, JUST SILLY MUNKEY BIZZNES IS ALL.
Aiden Jenkins
Hillary will keep you niggers in the hood and killing each other while aborting your nigger rape babies for the next 200 years.
Connor Myers
Kek. What were you thinking with this thread?
Andrew Walker
Candy ass nigga, whatcha talkin bout, imma catchin bodies like its iraq, dont fuk with mah white bois, aint trippin here pussay ass nigga, shout out to finesse gang.
Jaxon Morris
Aww shit nigga you can sign up for 8 mo years of gettin you shit pushed in when hilldog takes it and keeps you on dat ol plantation sheeeiitttt son
Austin Price
I want you to try harder to pretend to be a nigger on pol
so that you can troll those evil racists good
by speaking ignorantly, as a crude racial caricature, of a black person
My puppet
Jayden Gray
Pretty good, got a chuckle out of me.
Cooper Lopez
What's with the cell phone always up to the ear? Who the hell are they talking to? Are they checking their voicemail?
Cooper Bell
What about it?
Logan Murphy
SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT
Jack Hill
Is it sad if I cannot tell if this gibberish is satire or real?
Luis Anderson
come on nigga, give me your secrets to the hood talk bro, you know. I want to talk shit, and being the most truestest nigga on this board, but my ebonics aren't true honest. is not easy to speak like you're from the hood if these dumb crackas dont speak it.
teach me your ways oh superior gigga nigga.
>can't even understand ebonics come on nigga, is not hard you know. stop being dumb nigga.
William Thompson
English,please?
Cameron Hall
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Eli Campbell
>I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps What did he mean by this?
Evan Reed
grammar is too good for a ghetto nig, 0/10 get gud
Sebastian Gutierrez
0/10 bait
niggers don't know how to use the internet, silly troll.
Austin Clark
Ahh like finna honkey in da hood an I bes tellin dis bitchass honkey to fucc off and bring his booty bitxh sistuh an dis white boi fuggen snapped man he be liek u wot nigga he red like bloods nigga lmao
Ebonics is so easy, only a nigger would need to learn it.
Anthony Reed
>that trigger discipline Wait... what ...
Robert Wilson
nah bro, I'm telling you, I can handle the flow of the speech, but I aint getting those weird spellings you know what I mean.
I guess I'm basically a native speaker lever if I can even understand ebonics bro.
I get called shit by y'all because I sound like a nigger, I take that as a compliment.
Jesus fucking christe. Dressing like used to be cool?
Adrian Morales
FUCC U NIGGA BITCH AZZ NIGGA U AIN GON DO SHIEET PUZZY AZZ NIGGA I FUCCIN KILL U NIGGA I GON LAY YO ASS DOWN PUZZY OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD OOK OOOOOK OOOOOKKK EEEEKK EEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEKK *pounds chest and slams ground*
Andrew Brown
Bruh you gone have to hold this L forreal
Colton Murphy
YOU!
JENKEM NOW!
Evan Edwards
Damn, you deserve to be the first white dude to legit earn a phd in ebonics.
Truly bro, I'm impressed with your command of the idiom.
Owen Harris
Thats big talk coming from obsolete farm equipment
David Morris
You seem awful nice.
Justin Stewart
Obviously satire. You can tell by the use of apostrophes. Niggers don't know 'bout my punctuation.
Matthew Russell
really stimulates your cognitive process dunnit?
Dylan Green
>where y'all live yo i'mma give u some of dis lil reese money yo forreal mandown facedown when u c me
Lost it here Kek
Jayden Murphy
>I am trained in gorilla warfare >gorilla warfare
m8...
Brandon Wilson
YO! Sup Forums MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY user!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
Colton Morris
>fuccbois Not a word. >forreal Not a proper conjunction. >sneakdiss Again. >lmfao Abbreviations don't belong in declarative dialogue. >fuccs Improper spelling and not a conjunctive. >irl sigh >i'm The identitive I is capitalized. >catch a body Irrational statement. >nigga No misspelled derogatives belong in rational hypothetical declaration. >nothin Improper contraction. >cracka No misspelled derogatives belong in rational hypothetical declaration. >y'all Improper use of contraction. >i'mma Where to begin... >u I HOPE this was a misspelling of "you". >dis lil Improper contractions. >reese If this is a person, where is the capitalization? >yo Improper grammatical use. >forreal Improper contraction. >mandown Mal-hyphenate. >facedown Mal-hyphenate. >u c Improper contraction, and/or abbreviation. >comin Improper abbreviation. >lookin Fucking REALLY? >muthafuccin Going 60 mile-per-nigger in a non-nigger zone.
No wonder your race get booted out of grade school at an alarming rate, and turn to crime and the welfare system.